Recent reviews by Gone Guru

i hate the Australian government
get the hunter x hunter ban sorted you YOBS!

Does what says on tin

Here to give this game a good review as a good game after Australian feminists tried to get it removed. Cage >>>>> unelected censorious batterwitches

metal gear solid gay porn homestuck

good game, hussie is a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ though, never support him monetarily or anything "official" homestuck
he has become like blizzard trying to wrestle ANY homestuck fan content as "his own" like the warcraft 3 custom map debacle. gross coming out of a franchise so famously (and awesomely) loose with fair use.

funny game

Good game but nearly impossible to find anyone online! Not a problem with AC...

Game has a 4 minute unskippable intro cutscene
(Granted it's only unskippable because I can't bring myself to skip it, it's too good and goes too hard)

This game really makes you feel like an unhinged violent leftist
For real though it's fun enough on a huge sale, which this game frequently goes on. The desert city is more fun to explore than the world of the past games and the absolutely bat doody physics will make you laugh. Just be aware the story is pretty bad and most of the complaints about the game do apply, it isn't Saints Row, more like a weird embracer group "safe for everyone" Just Cause.

it's still better than agents of mayhem

Another sick game on the Source engine.

Why the ♥♥♥♥ in a game where the cutscenes are super important, would you store the TV episode portions on some random server and stream them to me with constant buffering?!? Just why? I like the game but there needs to be an offline future proofed version that doesn't have buffering videos. Let us download them! Screw the cloud...