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15 people found this review helpful
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1,554.9 hrs on record (1,544.0 hrs at review time)
Posting my review because how out of touch devs are, and how they actively alienate their core playerbase while chasing trends. They are doubling down on bad decision and the every time things go downhill faster.

Expect more out of place goofy crossovers that ruin Hunt's unique atmosphere.
Expect every update to introduce bugs that (hopefully) get fixed in a year, only to continue the cycle again.
Expect every "event" be a full-fledged season with FOMO battle pass and dark patterns. Vanilla Hunt is now only a 1/3 of the year.
And it's just a tip of the iceberg - performance and graphical issues, glitchy sounds, trades, fast-firing weapons, speed-boosting abilities, burn speeds and burn sources, powercreep weapons, stale event mechanics and stupidly broken event abilities that won't get fixed whole event, etc. Also, enjoy that with the topping of the worst UI in the industry, it's here to stay.

That's what you get when you hire an ex-COD general manager.
Environment, animation, and sound teams are GOAT though. I enjoyed my time while Hunt was still Hunt.
Posted 25 October. Last edited 25 October.
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1 person found this review helpful
304.5 hrs on record (296.1 hrs at review time)
This is the correct way to love short bearded drunken men
Posted 26 November, 2022. Last edited 21 November, 2023.
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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
141.1 hrs on record (140.1 hrs at review time)
The Long Wait for episodes
Keep them coming, we've got all the time in the world
Posted 25 November, 2021.
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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
0.2 hrs on record
Checkbox
Posted 2 January, 2020.
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2 people found this review helpful
490.8 hrs on record (57.9 hrs at review time)
If you ever wondered what salt is feels like, here you can become it.
Posted 22 November, 2017. Last edited 22 November, 2017.
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2 people found this review helpful
7,631.3 hrs on record (5,216.5 hrs at review time)
Its okay.

Still going strong.
Posted 24 November, 2016. Last edited 30 November, 2019.
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2 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
170.1 hrs on record (30.4 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
Paladins is not a cheap Overwatch clone




It's a free one
Posted 18 September, 2016.
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2 people found this review helpful
454.4 hrs on record (443.5 hrs at review time)
If you ever would want this game to have all it's content - you're gonna wate for quite some time.

Until then - buy these ♥♥♥♥♥♥ DLCs and use microtransactions
Posted 15 October, 2015.
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3 people found this review helpful
843.6 hrs on record (747.3 hrs at review time)
You should play this game just to experience what is it like: going 400 mph with flag while being chased by half of enemy team.

+ Greatest and most unique shooter you ever play; Deep mechanics, it have its own tips and tricks; Great and balanced classes; Awesome and smart developed maps (except one, ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Blueshit); Still breathing servers

- Devs have abandoned game, so no support and updates; High cost of weapons and gear (but now they reduced prices all around like -75%); Game filled with veterans, so expect having ass problems

Try it, you will lose nothing. You may play regular like me and fill those empty servers, maybe this will attract attention of devs and they'll revive this great game.
Posted 21 March, 2014.
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