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Listen here, Kid. I eat ass. Do you know what eating ass is? Didn't think so. Let me teach you a lesson. Real men? They eat ass, and a lot of it. I know that probably blows your beta cuck mind but trust me, you're probably too much of a pu$$y to even comprehend what it feels like to eat ass. Come talk to me when you've licked some gooch, okay?

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🐵MmmmMmmmmMmmmmMmm do I smell a sniff🙊 sniff ………? Gamer Guy bussy??!!! 🙉Exquisite exquisite inDEED my dear 🐻 . I do think I shall indulge 🍸 in this delectable👄 fruit of man 🍆 and nature, 🌲 yes! yes indeed!! 🐋 🐒 🐒 🐒 Ahh but what fine meal 🥘 this is not ❌ without the accompaniment of a delicious 😋, fine glass of gamer girl 🦹‍♂️blood 🍷! Ahh yess the rusty, gushy, bustling fussy of a ♥♥♥♥♥ 🐱 right down the greasy tube which I am proud 🎉 to call my esophagussy 👀👅 🐒 🐒 🐒 Oui oui madame 👩‍🦰 this will be a fine, cherished dinner 🍽 that will be remembered in the history ⏰ books 📚 among that of Marie Antoinette 🧕 and the last supper 🖼. Oui oui! Except the only one dying in our dinner 🍴 will be your ♥♥♥♥♥ 🐱 when I am finished with it ✔️ 🐒 🐒 🐒 And so I say: let them eat bussy 🎂

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I'm a beautiful friend, so friend don't hate me. Maybe if you get rid of that old Yeah butt haircut, you'll get some complaints on the yo-yo dïck. Oh, and even better, Tanisha will call your dog's ass if she stops having sex with the brain surgeon or lawyer she's having sex with. friend

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I own a musket for home defense, since that's what the founding fathers intended. Four ruffians break into my house. "What the devil?" As I grab my powdered wig and Kentucky rifle. Blow a golf ball sized hole through the first man, he's dead on the spot. Draw my pistol on the second man, miss him entirely because it's smoothbore and nails the neighbors dog. I have to resort to the cannon mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with grape shot, "Tally ho lads" the grape shot shreds two men in the blast, the sound and extra shrapnel set off car alarms. Fix bayonet and charge the last terrified rapscallion. He Bleeds out waiting on the police to arrive since triangular bayonet wounds are impossible to stitch up. Just as the founding fathers intended.

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