Recent reviews by scrap back 8 yards

Biggest button masher since 1997

They added sex to the game, now its perfect 10/10

The most immersive game I've played so far.
Everything regarding the story was executed perfectly and 80% of the side missions are on par with it
honestly a must play.

♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ insane game

Is it possible to love a woman with 4 arms?

This game Is not worth 50$ by any means. Ofc there are a lot of factors why this game might cost 50$ and getting people to pay that extra penny for nostalgia boner might be one of the bigger ones but man is it clunky ass hell. Free-to-play model with microtransactions would be a much wiser choice but still what do I know?

please help

Architect: Noooo you can't waste your time and abilities for some random desperate climber
Jack: Haha katana go slash slash

If I had to summarise sfm in one sentence it would be:

W̸̧̛̰͇̰̒̏̎̈́H̸̖̮͍̜͐̃͐ͅY̴̨̨̛͙̯͝ͅ ̸̡͒̔̈͘͠T̷̞͉̒̔̚H̷͔̝͈̱̙̉Ȩ̵̧̱͕̑͗ ̴̡̰̳͖̰̈́F̴̖̯͈̚U̸͍͔͂̅͝C̶͇͗͌̅͝K̶̺͎̲̠͗ ̴̧̠̮̗̏̀I̵̢̞̭͝T̶͖̫̭̖̰̅͛ ̶̪͎́͂̊D̷͕̓̌Ọ̴͙͛̄́E̷̢̧̲̘̓S̶͓̱̙̖̐͂Ņ̶̣̗̭͌̌͂̈́'̶͉̬̝̈́̽͋͝T̷̲̰̠̝̒̓ ̴͉̘̦͊ͅW̸͚̟̞̠̤̊̿̓̑Ǫ̸̨̟̤͌Ṟ̶̯͈̰͊͠K̴͈͖̙͂͐??!?

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