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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 6:28pm

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 7:10pm

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 7:45pm

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 5:31am

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 7:05am

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 7:05am

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 7:05am

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 7:05am

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 7:05am

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 7:05am

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 7:05am

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 7:06am

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 7:06am

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 6:06pm

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 6:09pm

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 6:15pm

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 6:21pm

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 6:38pm

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 8:22pm

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 5:19am

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 7:06am

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 7:06am

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 7:06am

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 7:06am

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 7:06am

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 7:06am

Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 7:06am

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 6:08pm

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 6:43pm

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 7:24pm

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 9:18pm

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 6:07pm

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 6:07pm

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 6:41pm

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 8:05pm

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 7:06am

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 7:06am

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 6:06pm

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 6:41pm

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 8:42pm

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 6:09pm

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 7:20pm

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 7:06am

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 6:25pm

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 9:13pm

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 7:06am

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 6:15pm

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 8:07pm

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 7:06am

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 9:39pm

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 7:06am

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 7:06am

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 7:06am

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 7:06am

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 7:06am

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 7:06am

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 7:06am

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 7:06am

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 7:06am

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 7:06am

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 7:06am

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 7:06am

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 7:06am

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 7:06am

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 6:15pm

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 7:07pm

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 9:02pm

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 7:06am

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 6:31pm

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 7:06am

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 7:03pm

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 10:35pm

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 7:06am

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 7:06am

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 7:06am

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 7:06am

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 7:06am

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 7:06am

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 7:06am

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 7:06am

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 8:55pm

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 7:06am

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 7:06am

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 7:06am

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 7:06am

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 7:06am

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 7:06am

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 7:06am

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 7:06am

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 7:06am

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 7:06am

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 7:06am

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 7:06am

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 7:06am

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 7:06am

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 7:06am

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 7:06am

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 7:06am

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 7:06am

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 7:06am

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 7:06am

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 7:06am

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 7:07am

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 7:07am

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 7:07am

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 7:07am

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 7:07am

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 7:07am

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 7:07am

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 7:07am

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 7:07am

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 7:07am

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 7:07am

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 7:07am

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 7:07am

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 7:07am

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 7:07am

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 7:07am

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 7:07am

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 6:55am

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 7:07am

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 7:07am

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 7:07am

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 7:07am

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 7:07am

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 7:07am

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 7:07am

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 7:07am

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 7:07am

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 7:07am

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 7:07am

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 7:07am

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 7:07am

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 7:07am

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 7:07am

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 7:07am

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 7:07am

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 7:07am

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 7:07am

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 7:07am

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 7:07am

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 7:07am

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 7:07am

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 7:07am

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 7:07am

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 7:07am

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 7:07am

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 7:07am

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 7:07am

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 7:07am

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 7:07am

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 7:07am

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 7:07am

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 7:07am

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 7:07am

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 6:10pm

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 6:43pm

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 7:07am

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 7:07am

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 7:07am

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 7:07am

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 7:15pm

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 7:07am

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 7:07am

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 7:07am

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 7:07am

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 7:48pm

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 7:08am

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 7:08am

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 7:08am

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 7:08am

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 7:08am

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 7:08am

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 7:08am

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 7:08am

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 7:08am

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 7:08am

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 7:08am

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 7:08am

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 7:08am

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 7:08am

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 7:08am

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 7:08am

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 7:08am

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 7:08am

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 7:08am

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 7:08am

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 7:08am

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 7:08am

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 6:32pm

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 7:08am

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.
Unlocked 22 Nov, 2021 @ 5:39pm

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 7:08am

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 7:08am

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 7:08am

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 7:08am

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 7:08am

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 7:08am

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 7:08am

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 7:08am

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 7:08am

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 7:08am

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 7:08am

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 7:08am

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 7:08am

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 7:08am

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 7:08am

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 7:08am

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 7:08am

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 7:08am

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 7:08am

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 7:08am

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 7:08am

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 7:08am

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 7:08am

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 7:08am

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 7:08am

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 7:08am

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 7:08am

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 7:08am

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 7:08am

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 7:08am

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 7:08am

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 7:08am

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 7:08am

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 7:08am

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 7:08am

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 5:28am

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 7:08am

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 7:08am

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 7:09am

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 7:09am

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 7:09am

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 7:09am

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 7:09am

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 7:09am

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 7:09am

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 7:09am

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 7:09am

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 7:09am

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 7:09am

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 7:09am

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 7:09am

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 7:09am

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 7:09am

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 7:09am

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 7:09am

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 7:09am

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 7:09am

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 7:09am

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 7:09am

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 7:09am

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 7:09am

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 7:09am

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 7:09am

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 7:09am

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 7:09am

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 7:09am

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 7:09am

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 7:09am

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 7:09am

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 7:09am

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 7:09am

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 7:09am

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 7:09am

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 7:09am

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 7:09am

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 7:09am

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 7:09am

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 7:09am

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 7:09am

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 7:09am

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 7:09am

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 7:09am

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 7:09am

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 7:09am

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 7:09am

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 7:09am

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 7:09am

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 7:09am

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 7:09am

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 7:09am

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 7:09am

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 7:09am

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 7:09am

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 7:09am

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 7:09am

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 7:09am

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 7:09am

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 7:09am

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 7:10am

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 7:10am

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 7:14am

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 7:14am

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 7:15am

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 7:15am

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 7:10am

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 7:16am

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 7:15am

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 7:15am

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 7:15am

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 7:15am

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 7:10am

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 7:10am

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 7:10am

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 4:47pm

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 7:10am

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 7:10am

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 7:10am

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 7:10am

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 7:10am

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 7:10am

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 7:10am

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 7:10am

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 7:10am

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 7:10am

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 7:10am

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 7:10am

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 7:10am

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 7:10am

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 7:10am

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 7:10am

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 7:10am

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 7:10am

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 7:10am

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 7:10am

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 7:10am

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 7:10am

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 7:10am

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 7:10am

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 7:10am

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 7:10am

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 7:10am

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 7:10am

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 7:10am

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 7:10am

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 7:10am

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 7:10am

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 7:10am

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 7:10am

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 7:10am

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 7:10am

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 7:10am

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 7:10am

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 7:10am

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 7:10am

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 7:10am

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 7:10am

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 7:10am

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 7:10am

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 7:10am

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 7:10am

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 7:10am

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 7:10am

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 7:10am

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 7:10am

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 7:10am

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 7:10am

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 7:10am

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 7:11am

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 7:11am

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 7:11am

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 7:11am

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 7:11am

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 7:11am

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 7:11am

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 7:11am

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 7:11am

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 7:11am

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 7:11am

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 7:11am

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 7:11am

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 7:11am

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 7:11am

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 7:11am

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 1:22pm

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 7:11am

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 7:11am

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 7:11am

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 7:11am

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 7:11am

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 7:11am

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 7:11am

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 7:11am

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 7:11am

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 7:11am

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 7:11am

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 7:11am

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 7:11am

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 7:11am

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 7:11am

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 7:11am

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 7:11am

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 7:11am

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 7:11am

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 7:11am

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 7:11am

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 7:11am

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 7:11am

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 7:11am

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 7:11am

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 7:11am

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 7:11am

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 7:11am

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 7:11am

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 7:11am

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 7:11am

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 7:11am

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 7:11am

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 7:11am

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 7:11am

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 7:11am

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 7:11am

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 7:11am

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 7:11am

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 7:11am

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 7:11am

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 7:11am

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 7:11am

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 7:11am

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 7:12am

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 7:12am

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 6:01pm

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 7:12am

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 7:12am

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 7:12am

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 7:12am

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 7:12am

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 7:12am

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 7:12am

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 1:41pm

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 1:21pm

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 1:21pm

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 10:30am

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 6:06pm

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 7:12am

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 9:42am

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 4:37pm

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 11:39am

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 11:04am

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 12:00pm

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 11:16am

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 10:06am

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 7:05am

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.
Unlocked 17 Nov, 2021 @ 3:12pm

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 7:05am

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 7:09am

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 9:15am

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2021 @ 10:18am

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2021 @ 12:53pm

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2021 @ 5:30pm

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 7:05am

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 7:05am

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 7:05am

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 7:05am

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 7:05am

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 7:05am

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 7:05am

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 7:05am

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 7:05am

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 7:05am

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 7:05am

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 7:26am

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 7:26am

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 7:26am

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 5:11pm

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 6:01pm

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 1:22pm

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 1:25pm

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 6:55am

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 5:03am

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 7:05am

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 7:05am

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 7:05am

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 7:05am

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 7:05am

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 7:22am

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 7:22am

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 7:26am

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 7:26am

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 6:01pm

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 10:30am

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 1:22pm

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 1:25pm

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 8:17pm

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2021 @ 11:02am

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 7:07am

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 7:07am

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 7:07am

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 7:07am

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 7:08am

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 7:08am

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 7:08am

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 7:08am

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 7:08am

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 10:07am

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 1:22pm

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.
Unlocked 17 Nov, 2021 @ 3:12pm

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.
Unlocked 9 Jun, 2022 @ 11:21pm

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 7:07am

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 7:07am

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 7:09am

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 7:15am

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 7:05am

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 7:05am

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 7:05am

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 7:05am

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2023 @ 6:29pm

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 7:55pm

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 24 Nov, 2021 @ 6:04pm

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2021 @ 8:38am

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Jun, 2022 @ 11:18pm

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 11:28am

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2023 @ 6:09pm

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 8:19am

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 6:08pm

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 6:16pm

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 6:05pm

True Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies with no cookie clicks.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 11:28am

Speed baking I

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 6:28pm

Speed baking II

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 25 minutes.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 6:28pm

Speed baking III

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 15 minutes.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 12:42pm

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 7:06am

God complex

Name yourself Orteil.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 5:27am

Endless cycle

Ascend 1,000 times.
Unlocked 24 Nov, 2021 @ 5:47am

Last Chance to See

Burst the near-extinct shiny wrinkler.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 6:11pm

All-natural cane sugar

Harvest a golden sugar lump.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 9:04am

Four-leaf cookie

Have 4 golden cookies simultaneously.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 7:20pm

So much to do so much to see

Manage a cookie legacy for at least a year.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 7:10am

When the cookies ascend just right

Ascend with exactly 1 trillion cookies.
Unlocked 24 Nov, 2021 @ 6:04pm

Gaseous assets

Have your stock market profits surpass a whole year of CpS ($31.536 million).
Unlocked 22 Nov, 2021 @ 5:06pm

Seven horseshoes

Click 27,777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2021 @ 9:02am

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2022 @ 10:54pm

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2022 @ 10:50pm

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2022 @ 10:50pm

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2022 @ 10:50pm

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2022 @ 10:50pm

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2022 @ 10:50pm

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2022 @ 10:50pm

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2022 @ 10:50pm

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2022 @ 10:50pm

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2022 @ 10:50pm

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2022 @ 10:50pm

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2022 @ 11:35pm

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 9 Jun, 2022 @ 11:18pm

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2023 @ 6:12pm

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2022 @ 10:50pm

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2022 @ 10:50pm

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2022 @ 10:50pm

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2022 @ 10:51pm

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2022 @ 10:49pm

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2022 @ 10:49pm

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2022 @ 10:49pm

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2022 @ 10:49pm

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2022 @ 10:49pm

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2022 @ 10:49pm

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2022 @ 10:49pm

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2022 @ 10:49pm

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2022 @ 11:17pm

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2022 @ 11:17pm

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2022 @ 11:23pm

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2022 @ 11:41pm

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2022 @ 11:45pm

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.
Unlocked 9 Jun, 2022 @ 11:20pm

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.
Unlocked 9 Jun, 2022 @ 11:20pm

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 12 Jun, 2022 @ 11:09pm

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2023 @ 6:25pm

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2023 @ 9:10pm

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2022 @ 10:49pm

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2023 @ 3:45pm

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2022 @ 10:50pm

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2022 @ 11:36pm

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2023 @ 10:06am

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2023 @ 10:32am

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2022 @ 10:55pm

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2022 @ 10:49pm

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2022 @ 10:49pm

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2022 @ 10:50pm

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Jun, 2022 @ 9:36pm

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 11:09am

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2023 @ 3:45pm

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2023 @ 4:35pm

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2022 @ 10:57pm

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2023 @ 6:22pm

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 1:11pm

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2023 @ 6:29pm

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 5:31pm

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 7:58pm

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 11:09am

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 11:11am

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 12:04pm

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 11:43am

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 11:58am

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2023 @ 4:24pm

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 11:09am

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 11:10am

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 11:10am

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 11:10am

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 11:10am

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 11:10am

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 11:10am

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 11:10am

Army of me

Have 400 You.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 11:10am

Know thyself

Have 450 You.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 11:10am

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 11:10am

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 11:12am

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2023 @ 6:29pm

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2023 @ 3:45pm

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 11:10am

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 11:10am

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 11:10am

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 11:10am

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 11:09am

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 11:09am

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 11:09am

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 11:09am

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 11:09am

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 11:09am

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 11:09am

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 11:09am

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 11:09am

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 11:09am

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 11:09am

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 11:09am

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 11:39am

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 11:39am

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 11:39am

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2023 @ 6:30pm

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2023 @ 10:33am

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2023 @ 3:46pm

Introspection

Have 700 You.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2023 @ 4:24pm

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 12:04pm

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2023 @ 8:24am

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 11:09am

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 11:09am

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 11:09am

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2023 @ 6:12pm