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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 10:02am

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 11:24am

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 1:19pm

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 9:45am

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 8:14pm

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 4:22am

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 12:05pm

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 9:27am

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 12:59pm

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 6:26am

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 3:52am

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 5:39am

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 6:54am

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 9:32am

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 9:35am

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 9:39am

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 9:56am

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 10:25am

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 3:06pm

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 1:54pm

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 8:50am

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 11:21pm

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 12:10pm

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 6:43am

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 6:43am

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 6:43am

Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 3:06pm

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 9:34am

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 10:25am

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 3:40pm

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 2:23pm

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 9:32am

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 9:32am

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 10:01am

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 12:47pm

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 3:27pm

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 3:33pm

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 9:32am

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 10:49am

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 4:30pm

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 9:35am

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 12:47pm

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 1:54pm

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 9:56am

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 3:19am

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 2:44pm

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 9:39am

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 3:37pm

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 8:50am

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 5:21pm

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 2:11pm

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 12:03pm

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 9:45am

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 4:01pm

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 5:53pm

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 8:50am

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 9:03am

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 5:42am

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 11:21pm

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 12:55pm

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 4:12am

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 5:17am

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 5:21am

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 6:55am

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 9:38am

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 2:22pm

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 9:05am

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 3:30pm

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 10:05am

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 9:56am

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 12:02pm

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 9:46am

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 2:23pm

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 3:36pm

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 4:12pm

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 3:20pm

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 10:34am

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 4:27pm

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 2:11pm

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 3:10pm

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 6:43am

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 12:05pm

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 5:53pm

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 4:23am

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 4:36pm

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 9:11am

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 3:06pm

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 10:01am

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 3:41pm

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 9:00am

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 7:05am

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 12:30pm

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 4:12pm

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 2:42pm

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 2:31pm

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 6:44am

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 6:44am

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 3:21pm

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 6:44am

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 4:08pm

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 8:22am

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 2:11pm

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 4:30pm

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 12:10pm

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 4:18am

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 5:21am

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 6:03am

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 7:06am

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 7:18am

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 3:54pm

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 4:54am

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 5:40am

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 7:33am

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 4:54am

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 5:00am

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 11:03am

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 6:54am

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 10:05am

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 2:25pm

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 2:44pm

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 5:15am

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 6:57am

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 6:51am

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 6:59am

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 7:11am

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 7:47am

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 8:22am

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 8:27am

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 8:32am

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 8:53am

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 9:06am

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 4:29pm

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 3:41pm

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 4:14am

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 7:27am

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 4:54am

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 10:40am

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 5:53pm

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 1:39pm

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 7:00am

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 7:16am

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 7:29am

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 8:26am

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 9:08am

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 9:11am

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 6:43am

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 6:19am

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 7:51am

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 7:51am

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 9:23am

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 6:56am

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 7:29am

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 1:42pm

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 2:07pm

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 9:31am

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 10:25am

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 1:54pm

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 2:11pm

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 11:42am

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 6:31am

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 10:48am

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 9:06am

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 1:37pm

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 2:52pm

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 4:18am

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 1:34pm

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 4:29pm

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 9:00am

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 5:53pm

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 5:27am

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 7:11am

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 7:13am

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 7:23am

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 9:05am

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 9:58am

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 9:44am

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 9:37am

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 10:01am

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 9:57am

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 10:24am

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 9:59am

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 10:36am

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 10:36am

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 10:34am

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 10:41am

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 10:43am

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 10:54am

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 6:43am

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 4:13pm

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 12:53pm

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 12:49pm

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 5:53am

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 7:16am

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 4:13am

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 5:04am

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 5:40am

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 6:03am

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 7:01am

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 7:21am

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 7:47am

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 8:51am

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 9:10am

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 9:54am

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 9:58am

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 10:05am

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 11:04am

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 7:25am

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 7:37am

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 9:10am

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 9:10am

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 10:04am

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 10:04am

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 10:58am

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 11:03am

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 10:41am

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 3:58pm

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 4:54am

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 3:40am

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 3:40am

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 6:15am

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 6:51am

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 7:09am

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 7:18am

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 7:58am

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 9:03am

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 11:26am

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 4:13pm

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 10:01am

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 5:52pm

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 10:05am

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 9:04am

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 8:40am

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 10:15am

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 6:03am

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 7:16am

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 7:17am

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 7:28am

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 8:27am

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 9:08am

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 9:14am

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 9:57am

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 10:05am

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 10:05am

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 10:05am

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 10:59am

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 4:17pm

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 4:22pm

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 3:48pm

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 7:15am

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2021 @ 9:30am

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2022 @ 2:30pm

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 7:15am

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 11:26pm

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 3:18am

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 4:49pm

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 9:11am

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 9:45am

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 9:53am

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 10:24am

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 10:40am

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 11:14am

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 1:10pm

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 7:31am

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 8:51am

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 8:53am

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 9:14am

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 9:55am

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 9:59am

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 10:33am

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 10:42am

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 11:05am

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 11:06am

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 11:10am

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 11:26am

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 10:43am

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 11:32am

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 10:40am

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 10:36am

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 11:05am

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 11:19am

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 11:32am

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 1:16pm

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 1:38pm

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 2:48pm

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 1:37pm

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 5:24pm

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 5:44pm

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 6:16pm

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 10:51am

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2022 @ 2:59pm

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.
Unlocked 16 Nov, 2021 @ 1:56pm

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2024 @ 4:25pm

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2024 @ 4:25pm

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2023 @ 6:53am

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2022 @ 1:49pm

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2024 @ 4:24pm

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 28 Feb, 2024 @ 10:54am

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.
Unlocked 28 Feb, 2024 @ 10:53am

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.
Unlocked 28 Feb, 2024 @ 10:53am

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2023 @ 10:30am

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.
Unlocked 21 Jul, 2023 @ 12:21pm

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 11:39am

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 3:02pm

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 9:00am

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 4:23am

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 7:09am

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 9:04am

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 9:54am

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 10:05am

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 11:05am

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 1:25pm

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 9:10am

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 11:07am

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 8:54pm

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.
Unlocked 24 Feb, 2023 @ 12:26pm

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 4:09am

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 8:52am

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 9:57am

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 10:43am

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 9:14am

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 9:54am

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 9:58am

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 10:28am

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 10:40am

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 10:52am

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 11:05am

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 11:10am

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 11:10am

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 1:24pm

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 1:38pm

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 11:15pm

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 8:22am

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 10:05am

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 10:40am

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 10:42am

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 11:06am

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 11:10am

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 11:10am

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 1:19pm

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 1:53pm

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 3:18pm

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 8:22am

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 11:32am

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 11:21pm

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 8:58am

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 11:03am

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 11:11am

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 1:02pm

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 1:11pm

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 3:48pm

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 7:06pm

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 11:11am

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 11:20pm

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 5:39am

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 7:17am

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 4:58am

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.
Unlocked 25 Jun, 2023 @ 7:09pm

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2022 @ 9:41am

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 10:30am

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 10:40am

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 12:38pm

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 4:13pm

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 11:38am

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 12:12pm

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 12:47pm

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 4:49pm

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 11:15pm

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 9:03am

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 4:27pm

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 11:20pm

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 2:01pm

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2021 @ 2:50pm

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2022 @ 1:27pm

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 4:33am

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 11:26am

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 11:10am

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 11:05am

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 11:06am

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 11:10am

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 11:11am

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 1:17pm

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 1:49pm

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 8:22am

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 8:23am

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 11:32am

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 8:58am

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 8:58am

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 9:03am

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 4:27pm

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 3:58pm

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 5:40am

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 7:14am

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 9:09am

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 9:54am

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 10:53am

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 11:10am

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 3:03pm

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 8:23am

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 8:58am

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 4:02pm

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 9:12am

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 11:08am

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 10:44pm

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2022 @ 2:58pm

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 11:32am

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2021 @ 1:33pm

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 1:44pm

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 3:40am

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 12:19pm

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 6:31am

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 7:14am

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 7:38am

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 9:13am

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 10:05am

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 11:06am

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 1:38pm

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 11:15pm

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 11:20pm

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 4:34pm

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2022 @ 3:11pm

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 9:15am

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 11:36am

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 2:10pm

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2023 @ 2:19pm

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 1:47pm

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 8:58am

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 4:33am

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2021 @ 5:44am

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2022 @ 3:36pm

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2022 @ 10:25am

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2021 @ 11:51am

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2023 @ 2:28pm

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2022 @ 3:44pm

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 8:58am

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 12:06pm

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2022 @ 2:54pm

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2022 @ 12:31pm

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2022 @ 2:52pm

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2022 @ 4:07pm

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.
Unlocked 20 Mar, 2022 @ 4:56pm

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 10:36am

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.
Unlocked 21 Jul, 2023 @ 2:38pm

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2021 @ 1:33pm

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2021 @ 3:58pm

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2022 @ 3:01pm

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2023 @ 3:16pm

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2023 @ 1:52pm

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2023 @ 3:45am

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 7:37am

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 1:37pm

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 1:38pm

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 11:31am

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 1:34pm

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 3:05pm

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 3:50pm

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 8:22am

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 8:29am

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 11:32pm

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 1:24pm

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 11:26pm

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 4:06pm

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 3:18am

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2021 @ 8:43am

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2022 @ 2:54pm

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2022 @ 4:54pm

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2022 @ 10:26am

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 4:12pm

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2021 @ 12:21am

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 3:03pm

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 8:23am

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 11:32am

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 11:32am

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 8:58am

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 8:58am

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 10:21am

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 4:46pm

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2021 @ 5:05pm

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2021 @ 9:59am

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2022 @ 2:54pm

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2022 @ 7:03am

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2022 @ 11:07am

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2022 @ 7:06am

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2023 @ 2:18pm

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 5:17am

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 7:27am

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 9:11am

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 10:05am

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 11:03am

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 11:26am

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 4:49pm

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 11:20pm

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 2:01pm

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2021 @ 2:50pm

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2022 @ 8:41am

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2023 @ 2:01pm

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2023 @ 5:32am

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 9:53am

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 1:11pm

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 4:13pm

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.
Unlocked 13 Jan, 2023 @ 2:21pm

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 7:38am

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 1:44pm

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 9:04am

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 11:03am

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2022 @ 12:46pm

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2022 @ 4:54pm

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2023 @ 2:18pm

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2023 @ 1:29pm

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 11:28am

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 9:34am

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 9:42am

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 9:32am

True Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies with no cookie clicks.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 3:06pm

Speed baking I

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 10:02am

Speed baking II

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 25 minutes.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 8:24am

Speed baking III

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 15 minutes.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 8:24am

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 11:34am

God complex

Name yourself Orteil.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 4:06pm

Endless cycle

Ascend 1,000 times.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2021 @ 12:40pm

So much to do so much to see

Manage a cookie legacy for at least a year.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2022 @ 2:30pm

When the cookies ascend just right

Ascend with exactly 1 trillion cookies.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 9:31am

Gaseous assets

Have your stock market profits surpass a whole year of CpS ($31.536 million).
Unlocked 21 Jul, 2023 @ 2:22pm

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2022 @ 9:35am

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2022 @ 2:31pm

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2022 @ 2:31pm

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2022 @ 2:31pm

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2022 @ 2:31pm

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2022 @ 2:31pm

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2022 @ 2:33pm

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2022 @ 2:33pm

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2022 @ 2:33pm

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2022 @ 2:38pm

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2022 @ 1:08pm

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2022 @ 1:27pm

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2023 @ 1:17am

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2022 @ 2:31pm

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2022 @ 2:31pm

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2022 @ 2:34pm

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2022 @ 2:58pm

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2022 @ 2:30pm

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2022 @ 2:30pm

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2022 @ 2:30pm

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2022 @ 2:55pm

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2022 @ 2:56pm

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2022 @ 2:56pm

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2022 @ 2:56pm

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2022 @ 2:56pm

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2022 @ 12:06pm

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2022 @ 12:52pm

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2022 @ 10:25am

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2022 @ 4:23pm

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.
Unlocked 25 Feb, 2023 @ 12:17pm

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2023 @ 2:29pm

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 2:59pm

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2023 @ 2:44pm

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2022 @ 2:30pm

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2023 @ 2:19pm

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2023 @ 1:39pm

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2022 @ 9:33am

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2022 @ 2:30pm

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2022 @ 2:30pm

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2022 @ 2:07pm

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 11:57am

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 21 Jul, 2023 @ 3:20pm

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2022 @ 1:01pm

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2023 @ 5:04pm

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2023 @ 2:16pm

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2023 @ 2:48pm

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 10:42am

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2023 @ 3:51pm

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2023 @ 3:54pm

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2023 @ 2:17pm

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2023 @ 2:18pm

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2023 @ 2:18pm

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2023 @ 2:18pm

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2023 @ 2:18pm

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2023 @ 2:18pm

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2023 @ 2:18pm

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2023 @ 2:18pm

Army of me

Have 400 You.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2023 @ 2:18pm

Know thyself

Have 450 You.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2023 @ 3:18pm

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.
Unlocked 12 Jun, 2023 @ 4:23am

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.
Unlocked 21 Jul, 2023 @ 2:38pm

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2023 @ 2:17pm

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2023 @ 2:17pm

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2023 @ 2:18pm

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 10:53am

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2023 @ 2:16pm

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2023 @ 2:16pm

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2023 @ 2:16pm

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2023 @ 2:16pm

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2023 @ 2:16pm

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2023 @ 2:16pm

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2023 @ 2:16pm

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2023 @ 2:16pm

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2023 @ 12:43pm

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2023 @ 1:06pm

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2023 @ 2:08pm

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 12:39pm

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2023 @ 8:10am

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2023 @ 5:32am

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.
Unlocked 28 Feb, 2024 @ 11:10am

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 10:42am

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2023 @ 2:16pm

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2023 @ 2:16pm

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2023 @ 3:18pm



Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Introspection

Have 700 You.

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
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