In the span of 5 hours, I..

> Got mugged and sexually assaulted by a bug
> Had sexual intercourse with the corpse of a spider
> Lived through the 5 stages of grief in 60 seconds after staying past 3 p.m.
> Overdosed on illegal substances and then jumped into the ocean
> Got grabbed by a tentacle monster
> Danced
> Developed tuberculosis
> Got molested by 50 different species of wildlife
> Developed chronic schizophrenia

In conclusion, 10/10 game would recommend to one or more friends.

In the span of 5 hours, I.. > Got mugged and sexually assaulted by a bug > Had sexual intercourse with the corpse of a spider > Lived through the 5 stages of grief in 60 seconds after staying past 3 p.m. > Overdosed on illegal substances and then jumped into the ocean > Got grabbed by a tentacle monster > Danced > Developed tuberculosis > Got molested by 50 different species of wildlife > Developed chronic schizophrenia In conclusion, 10/10 game would recommend to one or more friends.