Recent reviews by Holo

Censoring for mouthbreathing console players is crazy work

Most negative reviews complain about the difficulty, I played my first few games on normal, I got wrecked, then I survived the first 2 nights, died at the 3rd, then I survived the 3rd night and I will probably die at the 4th. I think its a really good mix of the RTS and Tower Defense genres both of which needs new games and innovation.

I really enjoy the game and I think failing and retrying is part of the process. I keep noticing things I can do to improve my chances or just progress faster.
My only wish is some more mid tier content before you get to the siege stuff, and once I reach it probably more endgame stuff (units/buildings). But the game is so good I basically just want more of it.

Insanely cringe and horrible game that forces seasonal characters into pvp servers so these ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ cancer ♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ can have some casuals to zerg on, dont expect a fair fight ever, the only people doing pvp are poopsocking it with every buff and have at least 3x you or your friends numbers otherwise they will never even leave a city.
DO NOT BUY, do not play.

This could be one of the the most fun games but its made by the worst ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ people, therefore making it basically p2w trash full of cheaters. The base idea is really good though please someone make a proper one.

Most negative reviews come from people who see chinese letters and get scared, even though their own mobile phone next to them is about a thousand times worse.
TL;DR: Very fun f2p, no P2W at all, you can progress rather fast if you miss out on things so far.

Game is very fun, but not perfect. Most of my issues are very minor, however some QOL things that might be deal breakers:

- Many important things are not really mentioned in the tooltips in game, so you have to do some googling if you intend to min-max things.
- The base building is really nice and completely functional, but a snapping option would be a nice addition.
- The vehicle physics is rather janky, but in a fun way
- You kind of need to go through the settings the game offers because the way the default melee worked was insanely frustrating for me, but you can change it in the settings
- Some keybindings you simply cannot change for some reason
- I really recommend turning off whispers too, most of them are useless and the constant popup about them is annoying

On my server its only really week 2 out of 6 so I might change my review later, because I genuenly don't know where the game can go from here in the coming weeks as the map is completely discoverable now.

If you:
- Use summons
- Use a katana
- Use magic
- Use weapons
- Level up
- Use your mouse or keyboard
- Breathe during playing
You didn't really play the game.

All jokes aside my single issue with the DLC is the lack of new achivements.
Other than that this is probably the best DLC I've ever had the fortune of playing, and I was worried that the upfront price of 40 euros might not be worth it, but there's so much content, I'd be willing to pay 60 euros for it. Time for NG9.

This review was way too overpowered and useful so I had to nerf it to negative because too many players were using it.

EDIT: Review updated to positive, because the devs seem to be off their crazy pills at the moment.

After finishing the game for the first time, if anyone's wondering:

I am a pro gamer who rushes things, and most logical puzzles I solved in minutes, I skipped conversations that I didn't care about (♥♥♥♥ you Astarion) and the game still had 70 hours of content.Plus I'm already planning a second and a third play through.
If you ever played Divinity 2 this is that but better, best 70$ I ever spent probably.

Shadowheart my beloved.

This game is as good as sex would be if it was real

Sex