SUCK A ♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥!

I am a cyber duaug with augmented intelligence

My for realz specs:
MS Surface Pro laptop/tablet combo. It is faster than the PC I used to own below.


(This PC Died R.I.P.)
Gateway pre-built Walmart PC
Microcase
PSU: 200 watt
Big Logitech Stereo Hi-Fi Speakers + Subwoofer
CPU: AMD E1-1200 APU with Radeon(tm) HD Graphics 1.40 GHz
RAM: 4 GB
Video: Integrated
Windows 8.1 64-bit
DosBox + 90's games, Snes emu, Nes emu, Sega emu, PS1 BIOS and emu



(I am on PS4 now)
Super-Slim PS3
Turtle Beach Headphones px2213123,
PS3 Sony Foxconn Controller (hand-crafted by 12-year olds for little pay),
A PS3 USB hub,
Controller USB Charger,
Keyboard (USBx1000),
Sometimes Mouse (USB level 7) for CS:GO or for that Final Fantasy cross-platform MMORPG.

Also I own a working N64 (w/ Goldeneye), PS1 Phat, PS2 Fattie, TWO Original X-boxes and many Gameboi's Advanced and Original even the Grey one with green screen, a working SNES, working Nintendo original, my Sega Genesis broke tho :....(

Paranoid, dellussionial, narccissistic, psychotic, bi-polar, er i mean bi-winning! autistic, adhd, mild dementia, phrenia this, phrenia that, i hit phrenia with a baseball bat, etc. etc. i gotz dem all. comma, comma, comam,,

Only tell the police your name, address, etc. If asked questions only respond with "Am I free to go now?" and do not consent to searches under any circumstances. If detained only respond with "I want my Lawyer".

"I hate ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hippies, man. You know why I hate hippies? Because I was downtown... ...and this kid just comes running out and gets hit by a bus, right? And the bus just crushes him and crushes him... ...and runs over him, and the kid's just squiggling on the ground, And blood is coming out of his ears, and he's just laying there......and then this hippie ♥♥♥♥ chick comes out with crystal......and she rubs it all over him. And the kid is just laying there, and he's choking on his own blood. It's like, Come on, you dumb, stupid chick. What are you doing with your crystals? He needs a doctor. Magic crystals. There's no such thing as magic-crystal-hippie-crap ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥." - Spider Mike from the movie "Spun"