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2 people found this review helpful
118.2 hrs on record (67.9 hrs at review time)
♥♥♥♥♥♥ VERMOUTHAN propaganda. There are NO transgender in Nattahl. if you come trasngender you will get saurian claws 30 times your disgusting face. You visit the inn?? you wait 2 hours to shield bash your dead fathers penis, 2 father. Boring forestt??? AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA DUMB ELF!

anti-beast ren? why vermouthan then. I rape vermouth 'good ser please' 'hail stranger' 'false sovren' CRY MORE SIX MILLION ARISEN!!!!!! 6 million nooooooo goblins!!! hoW about you document 100000+ vermouth kick out of countries not Battahl because they are parasite scum. if i see veromuth in real life you will get mother raped and you will do nothing but cry. LOOK AT THE SACRED ARBOR elfbros got too cocky mutts cried for bgc ❤️ ❤️ ❤️ ❤️ ❤️ ❤️ ❤️ ❤️ ❤️ melvians cry more!!!!!!

you like bdreagoons dogma? your mother is dead. invite to funeral i will SHIELD SUMMON!!!!!
Posted 31 March, 2024.
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1 person found this review helpful
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773.6 hrs on record (485.3 hrs at review time)
♥♥♥♥♥♥ BALDURIAN-AMNIAN propaganda. There are NO transgender in Lykaeon. if you come trasngender you will get harpy claws 30 times your disgusting face. You visit the inn?? you wait 2 hours to eyebite your dead fathers penis, 2 father. Boring feywilds??? AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA DUMB ELF!

anti-absolute? why baldurian then. I rape baldurian 'man with a smile' 'candekeep massacre' 'bhaalspawn crisis' CRY MORE SIX MILLION BHAALSPAWN!!!!!! 6 million nooooooo evil silver elves!!! hoW about you document 100000+ baldurian and manian selunite kick out of countries not sword coast because they are parasite scum. if i see baludirna in real life you will get mother raped and you will do nothing but cry. LOOK AT MOONRISE TOWERS amnbros got too cocky mutts cried for boc ❤️ ❤️ ❤️ ❤️ ❤️ ❤️ ❤️ ❤️ ❤️ neverwinterians cry more!!!!!!

you like baldurs bate? your mother is dead. invite to funeral i will MAGIC MISSLE!!!!!
Posted 28 February, 2024.
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3 people found this review helpful
3,763.8 hrs on record (2,583.5 hrs at review time)
It's okay.
Posted 15 February, 2023.
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1 person found this review helpful
338.0 hrs on record (15.3 hrs at review time)
After the 15 hour mark I was unable to play any further. Why you ask? Because the game physically does not allow me to play it. Why? Because I played Fortnite, and this for some reason affected the Easy Anti Cheat for my Elden Ring copy. Why? Who knows. Now I can't get my money back and I can't continue to play this ♥♥♥♥♥♥ game. Really great adding a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ anti-cheat when people hack in this game regardless. Good work!

Update; uninstalling Fortnite fixed my game. But.. why?
Posted 27 December, 2022. Last edited 27 December, 2022.
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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
294.8 hrs on record (173.5 hrs at review time)
its ok i guess
Posted 19 March, 2022.
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1 person found this review helpful
6.5 hrs on record
i get to pee on arcade machines, cops, dogs, and cows
Posted 3 July, 2019.
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5 people found this review helpful
2 people found this review funny
20.7 hrs on record (3.0 hrs at review time)
Nasty ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ grindfest like the other one. Just buy / play L4D2.

'Easiest' difficulty is more-so 'hard' because of retarded teammates, and horrific spawns on the 'tank'-like enemies that wipe out teams in a minute or so.

I want to like this game but the EXP system based on getting ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ books and not completeing the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ levels themselves is also stupid.

Steer-clear of this ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥.
Posted 27 March, 2018.
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7 people found this review helpful
2 people found this review funny
365.0 hrs on record (39.7 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
You can make a flying penis that ejaculates laser. What's more to like*?
Posted 11 July, 2014. Last edited 11 July, 2014.
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1 person found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
103.7 hrs on record (49.2 hrs at review time)
Gaige.
20/10.
Would bang.
Posted 31 December, 2013.
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