Heyallo » Games » Cookie Clicker Stats

Playtime past 2 weeks:
0h

View global achievement stats
You must be logged in to compare these stats to your own
513 of 637 (81%) achievements earned:
Personal Achievements
 

Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 11:04am

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 11:52am

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 4:13am

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 7:14am

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 10:26am

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 1:50am

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2022 @ 5:35am

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Jun, 2022 @ 12:42pm

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 14 Jun, 2022 @ 6:29am

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 14 Jun, 2022 @ 12:41pm

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2022 @ 6:07am

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 17 Jun, 2022 @ 5:32am

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 18 Jun, 2022 @ 11:53am

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 10:28am

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 10:39am

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 10:49am

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 11:00am

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 11:20am

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 5:57am

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 8:10am

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 2:02am

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 12:21pm

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2022 @ 5:29am

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 4:25am

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 4:25am

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 4:25am

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 10:31am

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 11:03am

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 11:39am

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 5:58am

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 10:27am

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 10:27am

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 11:03am

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 4:48am

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2022 @ 5:53am

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked 12 Jun, 2022 @ 11:35am

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 10:39am

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 11:31am

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 1:53am

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 10:52am

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 12:02pm

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 2:02am

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 11:06am

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 5:16am

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 3:22am

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 10:54am

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 4:47am

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 2:39am

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 6:34am

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2022 @ 11:47am

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked 14 Jun, 2022 @ 5:43am

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 10:26am

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 11 Jun, 2022 @ 10:23am

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 14 Jun, 2022 @ 8:17am

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 9:19am

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked 11 Jun, 2022 @ 12:16pm

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked 14 Jun, 2022 @ 12:11pm

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2022 @ 2:34am

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked 14 Jun, 2022 @ 8:59am

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2022 @ 7:38am

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked 19 Jun, 2022 @ 9:13am

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked 19 Jun, 2022 @ 9:13am

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked 21 Jun, 2022 @ 7:48am

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 10:44am

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 11:31am

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 5:36am

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 10:47am

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 11:02am

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 7:00am

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 11:48am

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 7:22am

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 9:04am

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2022 @ 7:39am

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2022 @ 9:00am

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 2:26am

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2022 @ 7:39am

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2022 @ 11:47am

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2022 @ 11:47am

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 9 Jun, 2022 @ 3:30am

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2022 @ 5:29am

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 14 Jun, 2022 @ 10:01am

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2022 @ 9:12am

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2022 @ 6:05am

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2022 @ 9:31am

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 8:13am

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 2:39am

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked 11 Jun, 2022 @ 10:23am

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 11:25am

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2022 @ 5:17am

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2022 @ 9:57am

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2022 @ 7:36pm

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2022 @ 3:59am

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2022 @ 8:39am

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2022 @ 8:39am

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2022 @ 9:00am

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2022 @ 11:47am

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked 11 Jun, 2022 @ 10:51am

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2022 @ 6:05am

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2022 @ 7:10am

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2022 @ 9:29am

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked 17 Jun, 2022 @ 6:54am

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked 18 Jun, 2022 @ 2:52pm

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 20 Jun, 2022 @ 4:45pm

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked 11 Jun, 2022 @ 11:15am

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked 14 Jun, 2022 @ 1:02pm

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked 17 Jun, 2022 @ 2:01pm

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked 21 Jun, 2022 @ 5:54pm

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2022 @ 7:10am

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2022 @ 7:10am

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2022 @ 3:16am

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked 20 Jun, 2022 @ 9:14am

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2022 @ 1:56pm

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 3:41am

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2022 @ 7:55am

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2022 @ 5:57am

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2022 @ 8:52am

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 17 Jun, 2022 @ 11:53am

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 17 Jun, 2022 @ 11:53am

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 20 Jun, 2022 @ 2:36pm

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 21 Jun, 2022 @ 8:43am

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 21 Jun, 2022 @ 7:01pm

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 22 Jun, 2022 @ 10:03pm

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 22 Jun, 2022 @ 10:09pm

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 22 Jun, 2022 @ 10:10pm

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 12:21pm

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2022 @ 5:59am

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2022 @ 7:06am

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked 21 Jun, 2022 @ 8:38pm

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2022 @ 5:17am

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked 11 Jun, 2022 @ 12:37pm

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked 14 Jun, 2022 @ 1:02pm

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked 14 Jun, 2022 @ 10:01am

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked 18 Jun, 2022 @ 1:46pm

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 19 Jun, 2022 @ 10:19am

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked 21 Jun, 2022 @ 6:16am

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked 22 Jun, 2022 @ 9:51pm

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 22 Jun, 2022 @ 9:59pm

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked 22 Jun, 2022 @ 9:59pm

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 14 Jun, 2022 @ 1:14pm

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 17 Jun, 2022 @ 7:10am

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 19 Jun, 2022 @ 10:41am

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 22 Jun, 2022 @ 12:14pm

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2022 @ 7:28am

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2022 @ 11:30am

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2022 @ 9:00am

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 10:28am

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 11:48am

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 6:28am

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 1:39am

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked 12 Jun, 2022 @ 5:11am

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2022 @ 5:59am

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 4:59am

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 1:53am

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2022 @ 8:35am

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked 14 Jun, 2022 @ 12:22pm

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2022 @ 6:26am

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 4:59am

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 3:47am

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked 11 Jun, 2022 @ 10:23am

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2022 @ 6:26am

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2022 @ 9:29am

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 18 Jun, 2022 @ 6:34am

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 19 Jun, 2022 @ 7:13am

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 20 Jun, 2022 @ 9:58am

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 22 Jun, 2022 @ 10:10pm

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2022 @ 12:49am

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2022 @ 8:02am

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2022 @ 7:36am

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2022 @ 9:32am

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2022 @ 8:48am

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2022 @ 9:32am

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2022 @ 9:18am

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2022 @ 12:17pm

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2022 @ 1:37pm

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2022 @ 12:55pm

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2022 @ 1:57pm

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2022 @ 1:57pm

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2022 @ 1:58pm

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 4:25am

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2022 @ 10:35am

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2022 @ 6:26am

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked 21 Jun, 2022 @ 10:29am

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2022 @ 6:48am

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2022 @ 7:10am

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2022 @ 9:44am

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked 17 Jun, 2022 @ 11:58am

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked 19 Jun, 2022 @ 9:56am

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked 21 Jun, 2022 @ 6:16am

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked 22 Jun, 2022 @ 7:43am

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2022 @ 6:49am

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2022 @ 10:33am

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2022 @ 1:02pm

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2022 @ 1:56pm

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2022 @ 1:56pm

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2022 @ 8:29am

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 21 Jun, 2022 @ 7:48am

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 22 Jun, 2022 @ 7:41am

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 22 Jun, 2022 @ 10:40pm

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2022 @ 12:11am

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2022 @ 9:47am

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2022 @ 12:13pm

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2022 @ 1:55pm

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2022 @ 11:59pm

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Jun, 2022 @ 4:06am

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Jun, 2022 @ 8:10am

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Jun, 2022 @ 10:33am

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2022 @ 5:04am

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2022 @ 5:59am

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 17 Jun, 2022 @ 6:54am

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 18 Jun, 2022 @ 7:21am

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 19 Jun, 2022 @ 7:29am

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 20 Jun, 2022 @ 3:43pm

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 21 Jun, 2022 @ 10:24pm

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 22 Jun, 2022 @ 10:05pm

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2022 @ 5:41pm

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 14 Jun, 2022 @ 4:23am

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 14 Jun, 2022 @ 11:07am

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2022 @ 1:56pm

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2022 @ 8:25am

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked 21 Jun, 2022 @ 9:23pm

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2022 @ 1:17pm

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked 17 Jun, 2022 @ 12:26pm

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked 18 Jun, 2022 @ 1:47pm

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked 20 Jun, 2022 @ 4:34pm

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked 21 Jun, 2022 @ 7:44pm

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked 22 Jun, 2022 @ 9:59pm

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked 22 Jun, 2022 @ 9:59pm

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2022 @ 6:49am

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2022 @ 6:49am

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2022 @ 10:33am

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2022 @ 1:02pm

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2022 @ 1:56pm

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2022 @ 1:56pm

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 10:52am

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 9 Jun, 2022 @ 2:58am

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2022 @ 2:30pm

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 6 May, 2023 @ 11:20am

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2022 @ 9:04am

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2022 @ 2:17am

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 2:30pm

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2022 @ 8:48am

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2022 @ 6:50am

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2022 @ 8:25am

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2022 @ 9:31am

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2022 @ 11:41am

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2022 @ 1:56pm

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2022 @ 3:17am

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 25 Jun, 2022 @ 6:32am

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked 21 Jun, 2022 @ 5:54pm

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2022 @ 8:51am

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2022 @ 11:04am

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2022 @ 1:56pm

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2022 @ 1:56pm

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2022 @ 1:56pm

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2022 @ 2:09pm

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2022 @ 3:16am

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2022 @ 3:16am

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked 25 Jun, 2022 @ 6:40am

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 25 Jun, 2022 @ 8:25am

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked 25 Jun, 2022 @ 11:00am

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2022 @ 1:57pm

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2022 @ 3:33am

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2022 @ 1:57pm

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2022 @ 1:38pm

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2022 @ 2:28pm

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2022 @ 3:24am

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2022 @ 2:30am

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 25 Jun, 2022 @ 7:28am

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 25 Jun, 2022 @ 4:48pm

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2022 @ 8:30am

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 25 Jun, 2022 @ 12:10pm

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2022 @ 2:57am

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2022 @ 8:09am

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2022 @ 11:41am

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.
Unlocked 22 Mar, 2023 @ 11:36am

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2022 @ 3:14am

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.
Unlocked 29 Aug @ 7:18am

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 29 Aug @ 7:18am

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.
Unlocked 29 Aug @ 7:18am

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.
Unlocked 29 Aug @ 7:18am

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 29 Aug @ 7:18am

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.
Unlocked 13 Mar @ 7:46pm

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked 11 Jun, 2022 @ 1:38pm

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2022 @ 8:51am

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked 18 Jun, 2022 @ 1:46pm

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked 22 Jun, 2022 @ 10:00pm

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2022 @ 6:49am

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2022 @ 1:57pm

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2022 @ 12:03am

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2022 @ 3:52am

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 22 Jun, 2022 @ 10:23pm

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2022 @ 11:59pm

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2022 @ 7:28am

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.
Unlocked 13 Mar @ 7:46pm

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2022 @ 7:23am

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked 22 Jun, 2022 @ 9:59pm

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2022 @ 1:56pm

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2022 @ 1:56pm

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2022 @ 6:49am

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2022 @ 8:51am

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2022 @ 11:04am

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2022 @ 1:56pm

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2022 @ 1:56pm

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2022 @ 1:56pm

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2022 @ 2:09pm

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2022 @ 3:16am

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2022 @ 3:16am

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked 25 Jun, 2022 @ 6:40am

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 25 Jun, 2022 @ 8:25am

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked 25 Jun, 2022 @ 11:00am

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2022 @ 3:52am

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2022 @ 1:56pm

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2022 @ 11:59pm

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2022 @ 3:16am

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked 25 Jun, 2022 @ 6:33am

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked 25 Jun, 2022 @ 6:41am

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked 25 Jun, 2022 @ 8:25am

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2022 @ 11:41am

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2022 @ 6:25am

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2022 @ 10:19am

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2022 @ 9:00am

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2022 @ 6:47am

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2022 @ 10:58am

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2022 @ 2:17am

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2022 @ 2:28pm

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2022 @ 2:34am

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2022 @ 2:39am

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2022 @ 3:35am

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 25 Jun, 2022 @ 9:45am

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2022 @ 1:37am

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2022 @ 10:19am

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2022 @ 2:30pm

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 18 Jun, 2022 @ 11:53am

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 21 Jun, 2022 @ 9:15am

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.
Unlocked 17 Jun, 2022 @ 2:33pm

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2022 @ 2:30am

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 25 Jun, 2022 @ 1:54pm

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2022 @ 3:53am

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2022 @ 3:39am

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 7:21pm

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 25 Jun, 2022 @ 1:58pm

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2022 @ 11:15pm

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2022 @ 6:49pm

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 8:13am

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2022 @ 2:01pm

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2022 @ 11:28am

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.
Unlocked 26 Jul, 2022 @ 5:02am

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked 25 Jun, 2022 @ 6:40am

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked 25 Jun, 2022 @ 6:52am

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2022 @ 1:56pm

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2022 @ 11:59pm

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2022 @ 3:16am

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked 25 Jun, 2022 @ 6:33am

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked 25 Jun, 2022 @ 6:41am

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked 25 Jun, 2022 @ 8:25am

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2022 @ 11:41am

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2022 @ 6:25am

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2022 @ 10:19am

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2022 @ 9:00am

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2022 @ 6:47am

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2022 @ 12:26pm

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 8:13am

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked 14 Jun, 2022 @ 8:10am

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2022 @ 9:48am

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked 20 Jun, 2022 @ 2:36pm

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2022 @ 6:49am

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2022 @ 8:43am

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2022 @ 1:57pm

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2022 @ 12:03am

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2022 @ 8:29am

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2022 @ 8:49am

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2022 @ 2:17am

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked 18 Jul, 2022 @ 2:42am

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 22 Jun, 2022 @ 11:29pm

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2022 @ 11:59pm

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2022 @ 9:32am

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.
Unlocked 15 Jan @ 6:44am

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2022 @ 8:39am

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 21 Jul, 2022 @ 5:54am

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked 25 Jun, 2022 @ 11:00am

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2022 @ 6:26am

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2022 @ 6:27am

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 19 Jun, 2022 @ 7:29am

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 22 Jun, 2022 @ 9:59pm

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2022 @ 8:51am

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2022 @ 1:02pm

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2022 @ 12:03am

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 25 Jun, 2022 @ 6:32am

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2022 @ 7:40am

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2022 @ 9:40am

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 21 Jul, 2022 @ 3:17am

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2022 @ 7:34am

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2022 @ 12:28am

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 25 Jun, 2022 @ 6:36am

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2022 @ 8:52am

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 15 Jan @ 6:44am

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2022 @ 7:28am

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2022 @ 7:40am

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 8:13am

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2022 @ 2:25am

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 13 May, 2023 @ 11:30pm

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2023 @ 3:50am

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 22 Mar, 2023 @ 11:38am

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 13 Sep @ 4:34pm

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.
Unlocked 9 Jun, 2022 @ 2:54am

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2022 @ 12:19pm

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2022 @ 12:33am

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2022 @ 9:04am

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 31 Jan, 2023 @ 6:46am

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 22 Jun, 2022 @ 10:04pm

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2022 @ 7:28am

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked 25 Jun, 2022 @ 6:52am

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked 25 Jun, 2022 @ 9:07am

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2022 @ 8:09am

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2022 @ 8:49am

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2022 @ 11:32am

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2022 @ 6:12am

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2022 @ 6:50pm

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2022 @ 6:01pm

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2022 @ 5:29am

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2022 @ 11:28am

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked 21 Jul, 2022 @ 11:49pm

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2022 @ 3:44am

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2022 @ 3:45am

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked 16 Aug, 2022 @ 3:04am

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2022 @ 3:44am

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked 25 Jun, 2022 @ 9:07am

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2022 @ 8:09am

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2022 @ 8:49am

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2022 @ 11:32am

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2022 @ 6:12am

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2022 @ 6:50pm

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2022 @ 6:01pm

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2022 @ 5:29am

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked 21 Jul, 2022 @ 5:54am

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2022 @ 8:59am

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 13 May, 2023 @ 11:31pm

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.
Unlocked 15 May, 2023 @ 3:29am

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.
Unlocked 29 Aug @ 7:21am

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2022 @ 9:17am

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked 22 Jun, 2022 @ 12:14pm

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2022 @ 6:49am

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2022 @ 11:41am

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2022 @ 2:09pm

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2022 @ 2:55pm

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2022 @ 2:55pm

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2022 @ 8:07am

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2022 @ 1:04am

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked 23 Jul, 2022 @ 8:36am

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.
Unlocked 29 May, 2023 @ 8:00am

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2022 @ 6:54am

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 25 Jun, 2022 @ 6:40am

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2022 @ 4:48am

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.
Unlocked 15 Jan @ 6:44am

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2022 @ 10:05am

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked 25 Jun, 2022 @ 6:41am

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2022 @ 8:25am

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2022 @ 3:16am

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 12:26pm

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 10:30am

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 10:53am

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 10:27am

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.
Unlocked 17 Jul, 2022 @ 1:28am

So much to do so much to see

Manage a cookie legacy for at least a year.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2023 @ 7:56am

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked 19 Jun, 2022 @ 9:13am

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2022 @ 6:49am

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2022 @ 9:31am

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2022 @ 1:56pm

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2022 @ 3:16am

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2022 @ 5:41pm

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2022 @ 8:48am

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2022 @ 2:01pm

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2022 @ 11:28am

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 29 May, 2023 @ 8:00am

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2022 @ 8:45am

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 25 Jun, 2022 @ 6:41am

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2022 @ 7:42am

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 15 Jan @ 6:44am

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2022 @ 4:30am

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2022 @ 9:26pm

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2022 @ 7:19pm

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2022 @ 11:28am

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2022 @ 11:28am

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2022 @ 3:44am

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2022 @ 3:44am

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2022 @ 8:59am

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2022 @ 12:11am

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2022 @ 10:51am

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2022 @ 11:28am

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked 24 Jul, 2022 @ 12:19am

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 12:26pm

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 12:26pm

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 12:26pm

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 12:26pm

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 12:26pm

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 12:26pm

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 12:26pm

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 12:26pm

Army of me

Have 400 You.
Unlocked 13 May, 2023 @ 11:31pm

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 12:26pm

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 12:26pm

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 12:27pm

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.
Unlocked 15 Jan @ 6:44am

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 12:25pm

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 12:25pm

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 12:25pm

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 12:25pm

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 12:25pm

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 12:25pm

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2023 @ 3:51am

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.
Unlocked 29 Aug @ 7:21am

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 12:25pm

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 13 Sep @ 4:33pm



Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

Know thyself

Have 450 You.

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Introspection

Have 700 You.

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
+12

12 hidden achievements remaining

Details for each achievement will be revealed once unlocked