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1 person found this review helpful
95.3 hrs on record (25.2 hrs at review time)
Get ready for waiting 3 hours of queue every day.
Posted 13 February, 2022.
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1 person found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
160.2 hrs on record (41.3 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
Well. This is a nice and exciting game for me to play with friends but let me tell you a story.

I think this game's algorith works aganist you. Why i am thinking like this ? (Also this story includes spoiler. If you didn't play the game yet better don't read it for now)

So we made a Karve with my friend. We only killed first boss but made some bronze. So we decided to explore the world with our level 2 troll armors. We found swamps and wanted to explore there and as you can guess we are died.

Where story start is i wanted to make a boat to get back to the swamps and take our goods. So i needed to find some boar skin to make a new boat and as you know boar only spawns at meadow. I ran for an eternity in dark forests to find some meadow. Finally i found.the mewadows but my next challange started there. It took me 1 hour to find boars and whenever i found i got 4x boar head instead of any boar skin. After an eternity later i finally found the boar skins and reached to the shore then i made my boat.

Part 2 of the story. This is funny part. So i wanted to take my friend then go to the swamp with him. On the middle of ocean an eternal storm is started and wind was always aganist me. So i am stuck on middle of ocean with full naked(Only 2 woods on my backpack) and started to praise for the wind or the storm goes away. Finally wind changed a little then started to go slowly. BOOM a level 2 sea snake there in middle of storm. It started to follow me till he rip off my boat then i fell down the ocean. I was so hopeless that was thinking if i can reach to the shore with swimming. Then snake came back and killed me.

Here is my break point : After snake killed me BOOM storm gone away and sunshine was there. Plus wind was going with me. It was like a day in the heaven after i die.


After that experiance and relentless 3 hours of torture i finally decided to quit the game for a while.

Thats why im thinking the algoritm of this game works aganist you.

Thanks for reading.
Posted 14 May, 2021. Last edited 14 May, 2021.
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1 person found this review helpful
364.7 hrs on record (37.9 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
- ♥♥♥♥♥♥ optimized. (You need a monster PC to play this)
- Banning people by salty Twitch streamers with no reason. (Twitch sniping)
- ♥♥♥♥♥♥ servers. (They sold 15m copies...)
- Loot for 35-40 min and game gives safe lane to other side of map. You gotta run and dying on the way by campers without even firing a single bullet. (What a waste of time) Game is absolutely need some mods about it. So people can play whatever they want.
- If you are looking for running simulator this game is for you.
- Totally unfair and all random.
- Fun with friends but in my opinion this game is too overrated. Already if you are playing with your friends you will have fun with almost all other games.
- Do not pay full price wait for some sales.
- As i told before if you are looking for some game to play with your friends search for some other games and stay away from this game untill they gonna fix fps and other problems i listed above.
Posted 9 October, 2017. Last edited 9 October, 2017.
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12.4 hrs on record (10.9 hrs at review time)
Not bad. İ like this game. Worth my money. İs it best ? No. But still a good game
Posted 3 July, 2016.
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206.9 hrs on record (18.7 hrs at review time)
Worth for the price. A classic. Also great athmosphere (los santos).
Posted 15 June, 2016.
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9.5 hrs on record (3.1 hrs at review time)
Didn't like it. Kinda waste money. Also uses gpu and cpu more than witcher 3. Bulls**t.
Posted 15 June, 2016.
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249.7 hrs on record (159.0 hrs at review time)
Do not download this game from torrent. Just buy it. This kind of developers gotta earn money to make some other masterpieces like this.
Posted 15 June, 2016. Last edited 6 April, 2018.
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26 people found this review helpful
30 people found this review funny
0.0 hrs on record
Hard to decide triss or yennefer after this DLC :D
Posted 10 June, 2016.
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