hemstia's Cookie Clicker Achievement Progress

Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 4 Jan, 2023 @ 3:20am

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 4 Jan, 2023 @ 1:46pm

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 4 Jan, 2023 @ 4:35pm

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 8:20am

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 26 Jan, 2023 @ 10:55pm

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 28 Jan, 2023 @ 4:50pm

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 9 Feb, 2023 @ 11:07pm

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 21 Feb, 2023 @ 7:43pm

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 23 Feb, 2023 @ 2:12pm

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 3 Mar, 2023 @ 8:38pm

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 5 Mar, 2023 @ 7:29pm

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 6 Mar, 2023 @ 12:22am

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 6 Mar, 2023 @ 2:08pm

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.

Unlocked 1 Jan, 2023 @ 5:21pm

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.

Unlocked 1 Jan, 2023 @ 5:25pm

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.

Unlocked 1 Jan, 2023 @ 7:47pm

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.

Unlocked 4 Jan, 2023 @ 3:30am

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.

Unlocked 4 Jan, 2023 @ 1:46pm

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.

Unlocked 4 Jan, 2023 @ 9:58pm

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.

Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 1:54pm

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.

Unlocked 27 Jan, 2023 @ 3:57am

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.

Unlocked 4 Feb, 2023 @ 1:14pm

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.

Unlocked 9 Feb, 2023 @ 11:15pm

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.

Unlocked 7 Feb, 2023 @ 5:02pm

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.

Unlocked 7 Feb, 2023 @ 5:02pm

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 7 Feb, 2023 @ 5:02pm

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 1 Jan, 2023 @ 5:22pm

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 4 Jan, 2023 @ 3:08am

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 4 Jan, 2023 @ 9:26am

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 4 Jan, 2023 @ 11:45pm

Click

Have 1 cursor.

Unlocked 1 Jan, 2023 @ 5:21pm

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.

Unlocked 1 Jan, 2023 @ 5:21pm

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.

Unlocked 4 Jan, 2023 @ 3:29am

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.

Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 1:54pm

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.

Unlocked 9 Feb, 2023 @ 9:44pm

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.

Unlocked 9 Feb, 2023 @ 8:16pm

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.

Unlocked 1 Jan, 2023 @ 5:21pm

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.

Unlocked 4 Jan, 2023 @ 3:30am

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.

Unlocked 26 Jan, 2023 @ 7:30pm

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.

Unlocked 1 Jan, 2023 @ 5:25pm

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.

Unlocked 4 Jan, 2023 @ 3:33pm

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.

Unlocked 26 Jan, 2023 @ 8:32pm

Production chain

Have 1 factory.

Unlocked 4 Jan, 2023 @ 3:29am

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.

Unlocked 26 Jan, 2023 @ 9:01pm

Global warming

Have 100 factories.

Unlocked 27 Jan, 2023 @ 1:48pm

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.

Unlocked 1 Jan, 2023 @ 7:47pm

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.

Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 1:54pm

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.

Unlocked 27 Jan, 2023 @ 12:10am

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.

Unlocked 4 Jan, 2023 @ 11:38pm

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.

Unlocked 4 Feb, 2023 @ 1:14pm

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.

Unlocked 23 Feb, 2023 @ 3:31am

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.

Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 1:54pm

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 10 Feb, 2023 @ 7:06pm

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 3 Mar, 2023 @ 6:18pm

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.

Unlocked 28 Jan, 2023 @ 1:47pm

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.

Unlocked 22 Feb, 2023 @ 2:51pm

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.

Unlocked 3 Mar, 2023 @ 6:23pm

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.

Unlocked 7 Feb, 2023 @ 2:18pm

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.

Unlocked 2 Mar, 2023 @ 8:25pm

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.

Unlocked 5 Mar, 2023 @ 9:38pm

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.

Unlocked 7 Mar, 2023 @ 6:39pm

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).

Unlocked 7 Mar, 2023 @ 6:39pm

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.

Unlocked 7 Mar, 2023 @ 6:39pm

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.

Unlocked 4 Jan, 2023 @ 9:26am

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.

Unlocked 27 Jan, 2023 @ 2:22am

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.

Unlocked 28 Jan, 2023 @ 1:56pm

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.

Unlocked 1 Jan, 2023 @ 5:20pm

Builder

Own 100 buildings.

Unlocked 4 Jan, 2023 @ 3:30am

Architect

Own 500 buildings.

Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 2:33pm

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.

Unlocked 4 Jan, 2023 @ 3:33pm

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.

Unlocked 26 Jan, 2023 @ 7:27pm

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.

Unlocked 13 Feb, 2023 @ 10:43pm

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.

Unlocked 8 Feb, 2023 @ 4:17pm

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.

Unlocked 23 Feb, 2023 @ 10:26pm

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.

Unlocked 3 Mar, 2023 @ 9:16pm

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.

Unlocked 27 Jan, 2023 @ 3:05pm

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.

Unlocked 19 Mar, 2023 @ 11:19pm

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.

Unlocked 28 Jan, 2023 @ 2:41pm

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.

Unlocked 3 Mar, 2023 @ 9:20pm

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.

Unlocked 12 Mar, 2023 @ 10:59pm

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 10 Feb, 2023 @ 9:11pm

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.

Unlocked 9 Feb, 2023 @ 11:10pm

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 3 Mar, 2023 @ 6:18pm

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 5 Mar, 2023 @ 9:44pm

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.

Unlocked 9 Feb, 2023 @ 11:47pm

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.

Unlocked 10 Mar, 2023 @ 4:31am

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 8:20am

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.

Unlocked 27 Jan, 2023 @ 8:02pm

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.

Unlocked 10 Feb, 2023 @ 7:06pm

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.

Unlocked 8 Feb, 2023 @ 4:17pm

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.

Unlocked 22 Feb, 2023 @ 2:49pm

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.

Unlocked 23 Feb, 2023 @ 2:58am

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.

Unlocked 27 Mar, 2023 @ 4:51am

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.

Unlocked 9 Mar, 2023 @ 2:54am

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.

Unlocked 9 Mar, 2023 @ 2:54am

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.

Unlocked 9 Mar, 2023 @ 2:04pm

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.

Unlocked 9 Mar, 2023 @ 2:38am

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.

Unlocked 9 Mar, 2023 @ 2:04pm

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.

Unlocked 10 Mar, 2023 @ 8:00am

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.

Unlocked 28 Jan, 2023 @ 4:00pm

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.

Unlocked 22 Feb, 2023 @ 2:51pm

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.

Unlocked 9 Feb, 2023 @ 10:19pm

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.

Unlocked 5 Mar, 2023 @ 9:38pm

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 5 Mar, 2023 @ 9:44pm

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.

Unlocked 6 Mar, 2023 @ 1:59am

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.

Unlocked 7 Mar, 2023 @ 1:44pm

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 8 Mar, 2023 @ 4:13am

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.

Unlocked 21 Feb, 2023 @ 7:25pm

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.

Unlocked 3 Mar, 2023 @ 6:18pm

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.

Unlocked 7 Mar, 2023 @ 2:25am

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.

Unlocked 8 Mar, 2023 @ 4:13am

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.

Unlocked 6 Mar, 2023 @ 2:01am

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.

Unlocked 6 Mar, 2023 @ 12:22am

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.

Unlocked 13 Mar, 2023 @ 3:21pm

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.

Unlocked 7 Mar, 2023 @ 3:45am

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.

Unlocked 12 Mar, 2023 @ 3:56pm

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.

Unlocked 9 Feb, 2023 @ 8:15pm

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.

Unlocked 27 Jan, 2023 @ 10:48am

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.

Unlocked 6 Mar, 2023 @ 5:50pm

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.

Unlocked 7 Mar, 2023 @ 1:29am

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.

Unlocked 5 Mar, 2023 @ 11:10pm

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.

Unlocked 6 Mar, 2023 @ 6:25pm

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.

Unlocked 6 Mar, 2023 @ 8:32pm

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.

Unlocked 7 Mar, 2023 @ 1:47pm

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.

Unlocked 7 Mar, 2023 @ 2:43pm

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.

Unlocked 7 Mar, 2023 @ 5:35pm

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.

Unlocked 7 Mar, 2023 @ 6:38pm

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 8 Mar, 2023 @ 1:33pm

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.

Unlocked 8 Mar, 2023 @ 7:30pm

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 27 Jan, 2023 @ 10:48am

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 10 Feb, 2023 @ 12:05am

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.

Unlocked 6 Mar, 2023 @ 5:50pm

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.

Unlocked 8 Mar, 2023 @ 3:32pm

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.

Unlocked 6 Mar, 2023 @ 6:26pm

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.

Unlocked 21 Feb, 2023 @ 7:44pm

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.

Unlocked 3 Mar, 2023 @ 8:08pm

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.

Unlocked 22 Feb, 2023 @ 2:51pm

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.

Unlocked 7 Mar, 2023 @ 1:44pm

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 7 Mar, 2023 @ 1:44pm

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.

Unlocked 7 Mar, 2023 @ 1:44pm

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.

Unlocked 7 Mar, 2023 @ 8:42pm

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 8 Mar, 2023 @ 3:30pm

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.

Unlocked 8 Mar, 2023 @ 7:16pm

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 23 Feb, 2023 @ 10:40pm

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 6 Mar, 2023 @ 2:12pm

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 6 Mar, 2023 @ 2:12pm

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 9 Mar, 2023 @ 12:14am

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 10 Mar, 2023 @ 11:50pm

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.

Unlocked 13 Mar, 2023 @ 3:18am

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.

Unlocked 13 Mar, 2023 @ 3:55am

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.

Unlocked 13 Mar, 2023 @ 4:56am

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.

Unlocked 13 Mar, 2023 @ 8:15am

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.

Unlocked 1 Jan, 2023 @ 5:21pm

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.

Unlocked 4 Jan, 2023 @ 2:00pm

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.

Unlocked 26 Jan, 2023 @ 10:19pm

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.

Unlocked 27 Jan, 2023 @ 8:02pm

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.

Unlocked 23 Feb, 2023 @ 2:58am

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.

Unlocked 5 Mar, 2023 @ 9:36pm

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.

Unlocked 4 Jan, 2023 @ 4:06pm

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.

Unlocked 27 Jan, 2023 @ 1:48pm

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.

Unlocked 5 Feb, 2023 @ 2:14pm

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.

Unlocked 23 Feb, 2023 @ 2:13pm

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.

Unlocked 5 Mar, 2023 @ 9:38pm

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.

Unlocked 4 Jan, 2023 @ 5:55pm

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.

Unlocked 28 Jan, 2023 @ 1:47pm

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.

Unlocked 22 Feb, 2023 @ 7:35pm

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.

Unlocked 2 Mar, 2023 @ 8:10pm

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.

Unlocked 5 Mar, 2023 @ 9:44pm

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.

Unlocked 7 Mar, 2023 @ 1:29am

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.

Unlocked 7 Mar, 2023 @ 3:34am

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.

Unlocked 7 Mar, 2023 @ 6:31am

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.

Unlocked 8 Mar, 2023 @ 7:16pm

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.

Unlocked 9 Mar, 2023 @ 9:49pm

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.

Unlocked 10 Mar, 2023 @ 6:06am

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.

Unlocked 10 Mar, 2023 @ 6:49am

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.

Unlocked 10 Mar, 2023 @ 11:05am

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.

Unlocked 10 Mar, 2023 @ 6:55pm

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.

Unlocked 11 Mar, 2023 @ 7:56pm

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.

Unlocked 12 Mar, 2023 @ 1:44am

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.

Unlocked 12 Mar, 2023 @ 3:32am

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.

Unlocked 12 Mar, 2023 @ 8:56am

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.

Unlocked 12 Mar, 2023 @ 8:56am

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.

Unlocked 12 Mar, 2023 @ 2:38pm

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 13 Mar, 2023 @ 3:29am

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.

Unlocked 13 Mar, 2023 @ 3:20am

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.

Unlocked 7 Feb, 2023 @ 5:02pm

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.

Unlocked 9 Feb, 2023 @ 8:16pm

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.

Unlocked 16 Mar, 2023 @ 1:05am

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.

Unlocked 6 Mar, 2023 @ 6:26pm

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.

Unlocked 7 Mar, 2023 @ 1:52pm

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.

Unlocked 6 Mar, 2023 @ 6:26pm

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.

Unlocked 6 Mar, 2023 @ 6:26pm

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.

Unlocked 6 Mar, 2023 @ 6:26pm

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.

Unlocked 7 Mar, 2023 @ 1:52pm

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.

Unlocked 7 Mar, 2023 @ 1:52pm

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.

Unlocked 7 Mar, 2023 @ 6:39pm

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.

Unlocked 8 Mar, 2023 @ 3:30pm

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 9 Mar, 2023 @ 12:09am

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.

Unlocked 10 Mar, 2023 @ 2:02pm

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.

Unlocked 10 Mar, 2023 @ 6:56pm

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 10 Mar, 2023 @ 6:56pm

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.

Unlocked 10 Mar, 2023 @ 6:56pm

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.

Unlocked 13 Mar, 2023 @ 11:18pm

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 7 Mar, 2023 @ 1:44pm

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 7 Mar, 2023 @ 5:35pm

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 8 Mar, 2023 @ 7:16pm

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 9 Mar, 2023 @ 9:52pm

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 10 Mar, 2023 @ 5:00am

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 10 Mar, 2023 @ 11:05am

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 12 Mar, 2023 @ 3:22am

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 12 Mar, 2023 @ 2:38pm

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 22 Feb, 2023 @ 7:35pm

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 23 Feb, 2023 @ 10:26pm

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 3 Mar, 2023 @ 2:27pm

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 3 Mar, 2023 @ 9:16pm

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 5 Mar, 2023 @ 7:29pm

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 6 Mar, 2023 @ 2:08pm

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 7 Mar, 2023 @ 2:24am

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 7 Mar, 2023 @ 1:44pm

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 7 Mar, 2023 @ 1:52pm

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 8 Mar, 2023 @ 4:13am

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 9 Mar, 2023 @ 8:08pm

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.

Unlocked 15 Mar, 2023 @ 2:54pm

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.

Unlocked 3 Mar, 2023 @ 6:39pm

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 22 Feb, 2023 @ 2:49pm

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 3 Mar, 2023 @ 3:11pm

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.

Unlocked 12 Mar, 2023 @ 1:44am

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.

Unlocked 9 Mar, 2023 @ 12:09am

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.

Unlocked 8 Mar, 2023 @ 3:32pm

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 10 Mar, 2023 @ 11:50pm

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.

Unlocked 7 Mar, 2023 @ 6:39pm

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.

Unlocked 7 Mar, 2023 @ 6:39pm

Modern times

Have 300 factories.

Unlocked 7 Mar, 2023 @ 6:39pm

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.

Unlocked 7 Mar, 2023 @ 6:39pm

Wololo

Have 300 temples.

Unlocked 7 Mar, 2023 @ 6:39pm

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.

Unlocked 8 Mar, 2023 @ 3:30pm

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.

Unlocked 10 Mar, 2023 @ 6:56pm

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 10 Mar, 2023 @ 6:56pm

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.

Unlocked 10 Mar, 2023 @ 2:02pm

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.

Unlocked 12 Mar, 2023 @ 1:44am

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 12 Mar, 2023 @ 1:44am

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.

Unlocked 12 Mar, 2023 @ 3:51pm

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.

Unlocked 4 Jan, 2023 @ 9:26am

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.

Unlocked 9 Feb, 2023 @ 7:59pm

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.

Unlocked 26 Mar, 2023 @ 3:02pm

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.

Unlocked 26 Jan, 2023 @ 7:28pm

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.

Unlocked 4 Feb, 2023 @ 4:16am

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.

Unlocked 5 Jun @ 6:52am

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.

Unlocked 23 Feb, 2023 @ 2:12pm

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.

Unlocked 20 Mar, 2023 @ 2:38am

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.

Unlocked 16 Mar, 2023 @ 9:42pm

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 9 Mar, 2023 @ 8:08pm

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 9 Mar, 2023 @ 9:52pm

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 10 Mar, 2023 @ 2:00pm

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 10 Mar, 2023 @ 11:47pm

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 13 Mar, 2023 @ 2:55am

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 13 Mar, 2023 @ 4:35am

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 13 Mar, 2023 @ 2:29pm

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.

Unlocked 8 Mar, 2023 @ 3:32pm

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.

Unlocked 9 Mar, 2023 @ 5:01pm

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.

Unlocked 9 Mar, 2023 @ 5:01pm

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.

Unlocked 9 Mar, 2023 @ 5:01pm

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.

Unlocked 10 Mar, 2023 @ 11:47pm

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.

Unlocked 12 Mar, 2023 @ 3:51pm

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.

Unlocked 12 Mar, 2023 @ 3:51pm

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 13 Mar, 2023 @ 5:06pm

He comes

Have 350 portals.

Unlocked 12 Mar, 2023 @ 4:13pm

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.

Unlocked 13 Mar, 2023 @ 3:21pm

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 14 Mar, 2023 @ 2:28pm

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.

Unlocked 13 Mar, 2023 @ 3:21pm

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.

Unlocked 12 Mar, 2023 @ 3:32am

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.

Unlocked 13 Mar, 2023 @ 2:25pm

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.

Unlocked 13 Mar, 2023 @ 4:55am

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.

Unlocked 13 Mar, 2023 @ 3:20am

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.

Unlocked 13 Mar, 2023 @ 6:01pm

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.

Unlocked 13 Mar, 2023 @ 3:44pm

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.

Unlocked 13 Mar, 2023 @ 5:56pm

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.

Unlocked 13 Mar, 2023 @ 6:31pm

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.

Unlocked 14 Mar, 2023 @ 3:00pm

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.

Unlocked 16 Mar, 2023 @ 2:48am

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.

Unlocked 15 Mar, 2023 @ 2:54pm

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.

Unlocked 16 Mar, 2023 @ 6:21am

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 16 Mar, 2023 @ 6:21am

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.

Unlocked 16 Mar, 2023 @ 3:45pm

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.

Unlocked 4 Apr, 2023 @ 2:05am

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.

Unlocked 5 Jun @ 6:57am

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.

Unlocked 5 Jun @ 6:57am

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.

Unlocked 5 Jun @ 6:57am

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.

Unlocked 5 Jun @ 6:57am

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.

Unlocked 5 Jun @ 6:57am

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.

Unlocked 22 Feb, 2023 @ 3:06pm

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.

Unlocked 3 Mar, 2023 @ 2:27pm

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.

Unlocked 5 Mar, 2023 @ 9:32pm

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.

Unlocked 7 Mar, 2023 @ 1:51pm

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.

Unlocked 8 Mar, 2023 @ 4:13am

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.

Unlocked 10 Mar, 2023 @ 2:02pm

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.

Unlocked 13 Mar, 2023 @ 3:12am

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.

Unlocked 13 Mar, 2023 @ 2:10pm

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.

Unlocked 16 Mar, 2023 @ 5:23pm

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.

Unlocked 8 Mar, 2023 @ 8:11pm

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.

Unlocked 13 Mar, 2023 @ 4:57am

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.

Unlocked 16 Mar, 2023 @ 6:53pm

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 5 Mar, 2023 @ 9:41pm

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.

Unlocked 8 Mar, 2023 @ 7:17pm

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.

Unlocked 11 Mar, 2023 @ 1:22pm

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.

Unlocked 13 Mar, 2023 @ 3:16am

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.

Unlocked 11 Mar, 2023 @ 1:22pm

Mine?

Have 400 mines.

Unlocked 11 Mar, 2023 @ 1:22pm

In full gear

Have 400 factories.

Unlocked 11 Mar, 2023 @ 1:22pm

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.

Unlocked 11 Mar, 2023 @ 7:56pm

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.

Unlocked 12 Mar, 2023 @ 1:44am

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.

Unlocked 12 Mar, 2023 @ 3:51pm

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.

Unlocked 12 Mar, 2023 @ 3:51pm

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 14 Mar, 2023 @ 9:39pm

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.

Unlocked 14 Mar, 2023 @ 2:28pm

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.

Unlocked 14 Mar, 2023 @ 2:28pm

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 14 Mar, 2023 @ 2:28pm

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.

Unlocked 14 Mar, 2023 @ 2:28pm

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.

Unlocked 16 Mar, 2023 @ 5:23pm

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.

Unlocked 12 Mar, 2023 @ 3:54pm

Cave story

Have 450 mines.

Unlocked 13 Mar, 2023 @ 3:21pm

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.

Unlocked 13 Mar, 2023 @ 2:10pm

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.

Unlocked 13 Mar, 2023 @ 3:21pm

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.

Unlocked 15 Mar, 2023 @ 9:18pm

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.

Unlocked 15 Mar, 2023 @ 9:18pm

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.

Unlocked 14 Mar, 2023 @ 2:28pm

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 14 Mar, 2023 @ 9:39pm

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.

Unlocked 14 Mar, 2023 @ 2:28pm

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.

Unlocked 17 Mar, 2023 @ 3:52am

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 17 Mar, 2023 @ 3:52am

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.

Unlocked 19 Mar, 2023 @ 2:05am

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.

Unlocked 19 Mar, 2023 @ 11:02pm

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 13 Mar, 2023 @ 2:55am

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 13 Mar, 2023 @ 1:59pm

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 13 Mar, 2023 @ 1:59pm

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 13 Mar, 2023 @ 5:50pm

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 14 Mar, 2023 @ 2:28pm

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 15 Mar, 2023 @ 9:17pm

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 16 Mar, 2023 @ 2:07pm

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 17 Mar, 2023 @ 4:27am

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 6 Mar, 2023 @ 3:41am

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 7 Mar, 2023 @ 6:31am

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.

Unlocked 5 Apr, 2023 @ 11:49am

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 12 Mar, 2023 @ 5:57pm

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 16 Mar, 2023 @ 1:05am

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 16 Mar, 2023 @ 1:05am

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 18 Mar, 2023 @ 3:16am

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 24 Mar, 2023 @ 2:33am

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 16 Mar, 2023 @ 1:27am

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 16 Mar, 2023 @ 1:56am

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 19 Mar, 2023 @ 3:02am

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 21 Mar, 2023 @ 12:24am

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.

Unlocked 19 Mar, 2023 @ 3:06am

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.

Unlocked 23 Mar, 2023 @ 4:23am

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.

Unlocked 14 Mar, 2023 @ 12:51am

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.

Unlocked 13 Mar, 2023 @ 5:50pm

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.

Unlocked 12 Mar, 2023 @ 3:54pm

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.

Unlocked 13 Mar, 2023 @ 5:50pm

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.

Unlocked 13 Mar, 2023 @ 5:50pm

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.

Unlocked 14 Mar, 2023 @ 9:39pm

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.

Unlocked 15 Mar, 2023 @ 9:18pm

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.

Unlocked 15 Mar, 2023 @ 9:18pm

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.

Unlocked 16 Mar, 2023 @ 1:50pm

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 16 Mar, 2023 @ 1:50pm

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.

Unlocked 21 Mar, 2023 @ 7:04pm

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.

Unlocked 24 Mar, 2023 @ 6:04pm

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 20 Mar, 2023 @ 6:35pm

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.

Unlocked 24 Mar, 2023 @ 2:31am

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.

Unlocked 28 Mar, 2023 @ 7:13pm

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.

Unlocked 3 Mar, 2023 @ 2:27pm

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.

Unlocked 5 Mar, 2023 @ 9:44pm

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.

Unlocked 7 Mar, 2023 @ 1:51pm

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.

Unlocked 8 Mar, 2023 @ 11:46pm

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.

Unlocked 10 Mar, 2023 @ 2:02pm

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.

Unlocked 13 Mar, 2023 @ 2:10pm

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.

Unlocked 13 Mar, 2023 @ 2:10pm

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.

Unlocked 16 Mar, 2023 @ 9:42pm

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.

Unlocked 17 Mar, 2023 @ 8:21pm

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.

Unlocked 21 Mar, 2023 @ 12:24am

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.

Unlocked 28 Mar, 2023 @ 7:13pm

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.

Unlocked 9 Mar, 2023 @ 2:14pm

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.

Unlocked 13 Mar, 2023 @ 8:15am

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.

Unlocked 16 Mar, 2023 @ 8:43pm

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 16 Mar, 2023 @ 3:15pm

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 23 Mar, 2023 @ 5:30am

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.

Unlocked 14 Mar, 2023 @ 2:28pm

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.

Unlocked 5 Mar, 2023 @ 7:29pm

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.

Unlocked 18 Mar, 2023 @ 3:18am

F12

Have 1 javascript console.

Unlocked 5 Mar, 2023 @ 9:44pm

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 7 Mar, 2023 @ 1:51pm

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 8 Mar, 2023 @ 4:13am

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 10 Mar, 2023 @ 2:02pm

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 10 Mar, 2023 @ 2:02pm

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 13 Mar, 2023 @ 3:21pm

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 15 Mar, 2023 @ 9:17pm

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 16 Mar, 2023 @ 9:42pm

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 21 Mar, 2023 @ 7:04pm

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 24 Mar, 2023 @ 2:31am

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 6 Apr, 2023 @ 7:00pm

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.

Unlocked 9 Mar, 2023 @ 5:01pm

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.

Unlocked 13 Mar, 2023 @ 9:57am

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.

Unlocked 17 Mar, 2023 @ 3:38pm

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 16 Mar, 2023 @ 8:43pm

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 17 Mar, 2023 @ 9:50pm

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 21 Mar, 2023 @ 12:24am

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 25 Mar, 2023 @ 12:50pm

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 11 Apr, 2023 @ 3:22pm

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 19 May, 2023 @ 6:49pm

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 27 Mar, 2023 @ 8:44pm

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 5 Jun @ 6:54am

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.

Unlocked 2 Mar, 2023 @ 11:12pm

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.

Unlocked 16 Mar, 2023 @ 1:05am

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.

Unlocked 23 Mar, 2023 @ 5:52am

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.

Unlocked 19 Mar, 2023 @ 4:32am

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.

Unlocked 10 Mar, 2023 @ 11:47pm

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 24 Mar, 2023 @ 2:31am

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 26 Mar, 2023 @ 1:58am

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 27 Mar, 2023 @ 4:45pm

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 8 Mar, 2023 @ 1:33pm

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.

Unlocked 17 Mar, 2023 @ 9:28pm

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.

Unlocked 16 Mar, 2023 @ 1:56am

Overripe

Have 550 farms.

Unlocked 13 Mar, 2023 @ 5:50pm

Rock on

Have 550 mines.

Unlocked 13 Mar, 2023 @ 5:50pm

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.

Unlocked 14 Mar, 2023 @ 12:23am

Checks out

Have 550 banks.

Unlocked 14 Mar, 2023 @ 9:39pm

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.

Unlocked 16 Mar, 2023 @ 1:50pm

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.

Unlocked 17 Mar, 2023 @ 3:52am

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.

Unlocked 19 Mar, 2023 @ 2:05am

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 20 Mar, 2023 @ 6:35pm

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.

Unlocked 21 Mar, 2023 @ 7:04pm

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.

Unlocked 27 Mar, 2023 @ 8:44pm

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 25 Mar, 2023 @ 1:53pm

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.

Unlocked 13 Apr, 2023 @ 1:38pm

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.

Unlocked 4 Mar, 2023 @ 2:09am

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.

Unlocked 26 Mar, 2023 @ 3:02pm

In the green

Have 600 farms.

Unlocked 17 Mar, 2023 @ 8:21pm

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.

Unlocked 17 Mar, 2023 @ 9:50pm

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.

Unlocked 16 Mar, 2023 @ 1:50pm

That's rich

Have 600 banks.

Unlocked 16 Mar, 2023 @ 1:50pm

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.

Unlocked 19 Mar, 2023 @ 2:05am

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.

Unlocked 19 Mar, 2023 @ 2:05am

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.

Unlocked 25 Mar, 2023 @ 1:53pm

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 28 Mar, 2023 @ 7:13pm

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.

Unlocked 28 Mar, 2023 @ 7:13pm

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.

Unlocked 29 Mar, 2023 @ 2:27pm

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 2 Apr, 2023 @ 5:16pm

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.

Unlocked 13 Apr, 2023 @ 1:38pm

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.

Unlocked 6 Mar, 2023 @ 2:08pm

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.

Unlocked 7 Mar, 2023 @ 6:39pm

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.

Unlocked 9 Mar, 2023 @ 9:52pm

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.

Unlocked 10 Mar, 2023 @ 2:00pm

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.

Unlocked 12 Mar, 2023 @ 4:13pm

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.

Unlocked 13 Mar, 2023 @ 5:06pm

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.

Unlocked 16 Mar, 2023 @ 2:07pm

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.

Unlocked 17 Mar, 2023 @ 3:38pm

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.

Unlocked 19 Mar, 2023 @ 11:02pm

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.

Unlocked 26 Mar, 2023 @ 8:44pm

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.

Unlocked 15 Apr, 2023 @ 1:32pm

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.

Unlocked 9 Mar, 2023 @ 10:20pm

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.

Unlocked 13 Mar, 2023 @ 2:33pm

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.

Unlocked 17 Mar, 2023 @ 11:17pm

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.

Unlocked 10 Mar, 2023 @ 6:55pm

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.

Unlocked 13 Mar, 2023 @ 5:50pm

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.

Unlocked 9 Mar, 2023 @ 12:09am

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.

Unlocked 13 Mar, 2023 @ 1:59pm

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 13 Apr, 2023 @ 12:25am

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 19 May, 2023 @ 4:53pm

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.

Unlocked 15 Apr, 2023 @ 1:32pm

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 1 Jan, 2023 @ 5:22pm

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 1 Jan, 2023 @ 7:50pm

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.

Unlocked 1 Jan, 2023 @ 5:19pm

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.

Unlocked 25 Feb, 2023 @ 3:40am

God complex

Name yourself Orteil.

Unlocked 2 Mar, 2023 @ 8:40pm

Last Chance to See

Burst the near-extinct shiny wrinkler.

Unlocked 27 Mar, 2023 @ 4:45pm

So much to do so much to see

Manage a cookie legacy for at least a year.

Unlocked 5 Jun @ 6:52am

Seven horseshoes

Click 27,777 golden cookies.

Unlocked 16 Apr, 2023 @ 5:26am

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.

Unlocked 17 Feb, 2023 @ 12:01am

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.

Unlocked 7 Mar, 2023 @ 6:38pm

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 8 Mar, 2023 @ 3:30pm

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 10 Mar, 2023 @ 4:31am

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 12 Mar, 2023 @ 3:56pm

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 13 Mar, 2023 @ 3:21pm

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 15 Mar, 2023 @ 2:54pm

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 16 Mar, 2023 @ 9:42pm

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 19 Mar, 2023 @ 3:06am

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 23 Mar, 2023 @ 4:23am

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.

Unlocked 9 Mar, 2023 @ 11:28pm

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.

Unlocked 13 Mar, 2023 @ 2:55pm

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.

Unlocked 18 Mar, 2023 @ 3:16am

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.

Unlocked 17 Mar, 2023 @ 9:50pm

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.

Unlocked 17 Mar, 2023 @ 9:50pm

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.

Unlocked 17 Mar, 2023 @ 9:50pm

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.

Unlocked 19 Mar, 2023 @ 3:06am

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.

Unlocked 24 Mar, 2023 @ 6:04pm

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.

Unlocked 24 Mar, 2023 @ 6:04pm

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.

Unlocked 13 Apr, 2023 @ 12:25am

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.

Unlocked 25 Mar, 2023 @ 1:53pm

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 29 Mar, 2023 @ 2:27pm

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.

Unlocked 17 Apr, 2023 @ 2:15pm

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 10 Mar, 2023 @ 4:32am

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.

Unlocked 19 Mar, 2023 @ 3:06am

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.

Unlocked 21 Mar, 2023 @ 12:46am

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.

Unlocked 27 Mar, 2023 @ 8:44pm

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.

Unlocked 19 May, 2023 @ 5:30pm

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.

Unlocked 19 May, 2023 @ 4:52pm