Recent reviews by Semen Gobbler

you can be a furry circa 1993 and get an infection from getting injured punching out zombies (with mods)

Can't recommend at this time, or ever, frankly.

EDIT: I should mention that the standard Doom 2 cheats still work in I Am Sakuya (tested with degreelessness, noclip, and very happy ammo). This strikes me as odd, and it also granted access to what seems to be weapons from earlier in development. Still wouldn't recommend this, even as a fan of Sakuya.

i dont have to go to dave and busters

no posting misleading reviews in the halls

a very safe and fun playground for the whole family!

T H E G U N K N O W S

im lov skukuy

I start most of my runs alone
And sure, you could say the amount of grinding is a moan
But I quite like how it’s one giant randomized maze
Except when enemies put me in a daze
And I’m then informed I did not reach the Nuclear Throne!

Normally I would have a more structured poem here,
but just like free verse poetry, this game has many routes
that it can go down and potentially become
You can become a hero for a nation
or the right hand of one seeking to give a reminder
just who owns all
or you could make this your own adventure,
meeting new people, and exploring strange places

Just mind the bugs and crashes either way

I’ve clocked over a thousand hours in this game
And yet, the experience is somehow never the same
While there were many virtual hugs
As much as there were rage-inducing bugs
Having bought every DLC before Legacy Collection dropped is a real crying shame!

2022 Edit:
I can't think of a good limerick to describe the new DLCs, add your own in the comments I guess