So there's this travelling door to door salesman and his car breaks down near a little pink house. He knocks on the little pink door and out comes a little pink lady. He says 'hey my car broke down can I use your phone to call a mechanic?' She says 'the little pink phones on the fritz right now but you're welcome to stay the night and I'll take you in the little pink car to the mechanic tomorrow'. He accepts and walks in the little pink door, through the little pink hallway, up the little pink stairs and into a little pink room where he sleeps on a little pink bed.

Another travelling door to door salesman is driving and his car also breaks down. He goes to the little pink house and knocks on the little pink door and out comes the little pink woman. 'Hi my car broke down can I call a mechanic?' 'The little pink phones on the fritz right now but you can stay the night and I'll take you in the little pink car to the mechanic in the morning.' So he walks in the little pink door, through the little pink hallway, down the little pink stairs and into a little pink room where he sleeps on a little pink mattress with a little pink blanket.

A third salesman breaks down. Walks up to the little pink house. 'Car broke down can I use the phone?' 'Little pink phones on the fritz, little pink car, mechanic'. He walks in the little pink door and into the little pink living room where he sleeps on the little pink couch.

In the morning the three salesmen wake up and walk into the little pink kitchen. There they find a note on the table: 'I woke up before you all so I've gone to the mechanic and I'll bring him back to look at your cars, help yourselves to breakfast.' The first salesman goes into the little pink cupboard and pulls out some Coco Pops. 'Aw man I haven't had Coco Pops since I was a kid, I'm gonna have a bowl of this.' The second salesman finds a little pink toaster. 'Coco Pops are alright but I love toast so I'm gonna have some toast.' The third salesman: 'Coco Pops... Toast... Ah ♥♥♥♥ it I'm having Coco Pops.'

And the moral of the story is that 2 out of 3 people prefer Coco Pops to toast.