Recent reviews by puffin

awesome game, nowhere else can you be a fascist, racist communist that also sings karaoke while solving murders and eating all the drugs

played about 40 hours, am now rockstar. my 035 is legendary all thanks to this game

remember that the best toan is stored in the balls

this game lets me go into space, the final frontier! i haven't gotten to the end yet to see if there is a gorilla throwing barrels at me, but there might be. i did see a giant bug, im talking bus sized.

i recommend you all to try it out

pretty okay game

this game is very deep (like the ocean you almost drown in during the beginning (spoiler)). it has many skills many abilities and you can combine them to put yourself on fire in many different and exciting ways.

if you play an undead character like i did remember that people dont like seeing your face so romance might be hard but if you believe hard enough and rip off someone elses face, you might find true love

So i started a peaceful game as the most peaceful person ever, Gandhi. All was well until Washington decided to take my horses by force. Now, it was almost 2000 years ago since I actually used my horses - but it is the principle of the thing. Decided to abandon peacefulness and instead focus on nukes.

Long story short, America is now a smoking crater and they learned their lesson about stealing other peoples horses.

Highly recommended!

goty 2015, also every year after that forever and ever

drive truck from a to b, then from b to c, then from c to d... you get the point. DONT FORGET TO SLEEP OR YOU WILL CRASH IN THE MIDDLE OF PARIS 250 METERS FROM YOUR DELIVERY TARGET!

i made a magic detective that explodes souls and has four guns

what more do you need to know?

this is a pretty good game, you can be the kongo and take over afrika but its very hard to do.

7,392 / 10