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UwU hey there, m’kitten… so, I know we’ve been grinding Roblox obbies and clutching in Valorant together for a while now, and I just wanna say… you’re my ultimate duo, no cap. 🥺 Like, when you told me you’re actually a guy, I was like, “Wait, what?!” but then I realized… it doesn’t even matter because your soul is 100% waifu material. UwU

I mean, you’re the Reyna to my Sage, the bacon to my eggs, the noob to my pro… okay, that last one didn’t land, but you get it! blushes furiously I just… I really like you, okay? Like, I’d let you loot my legendary items in Roblox and peek mid for you in Valo any day. 🥺

So, uh, what do you say? Wanna be my player 2… for life? hides behind cat-ear headset UwU rawr xD

Yours cringily but sincerely,
Your future carry (and maybe bf?) 💕