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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2022 @ 12:07am

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2022 @ 12:50am

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2022 @ 1:45am

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2022 @ 4:58pm

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 3:06am

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 8:49pm

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 10:40pm

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2022 @ 4:48pm

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2022 @ 9:58pm

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 12:05pm

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2022 @ 6:22am

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2022 @ 4:27pm

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2022 @ 6:19pm

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2022 @ 11:46pm

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2022 @ 11:48pm

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2022 @ 11:54pm

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2022 @ 12:05am

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2022 @ 12:23am

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2022 @ 3:20am

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2022 @ 6:59pm

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 6:39pm

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 8:49pm

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2022 @ 3:00am

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 1:39pm

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 1:39pm

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 1:39pm

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2022 @ 11:47pm

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2022 @ 12:00am

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2022 @ 12:38am

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2022 @ 2:36am

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2022 @ 11:44pm

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2022 @ 11:44pm

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2022 @ 12:10am

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2022 @ 2:38am

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2022 @ 3:56pm

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 1:53pm

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2022 @ 11:46pm

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2022 @ 12:26am

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2022 @ 2:47am

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2022 @ 11:50pm

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2022 @ 12:59am

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 5:13pm

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2022 @ 12:03am

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 5:15pm

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2022 @ 4:55pm

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2022 @ 11:55pm

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2022 @ 3:25am

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2022 @ 4:55pm

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2022 @ 4:13am

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2022 @ 4:59pm

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2022 @ 4:43am

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2022 @ 7:30pm

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2022 @ 5:02pm

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 8:00pm

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 4:53am

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2022 @ 5:03pm

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 9:31pm

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 4:17pm

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2022 @ 4:40am

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2022 @ 4:24pm

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2022 @ 5:23am

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2022 @ 8:28pm

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2022 @ 5:11pm

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2022 @ 11:59pm

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2022 @ 12:43am

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2022 @ 4:32pm

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2022 @ 11:52pm

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2022 @ 12:10am

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 6:17am

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2022 @ 12:39am

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2022 @ 4:16pm

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 6:06am

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2022 @ 10:32pm

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2022 @ 10:50pm

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 6:22am

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2022 @ 11:55pm

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2022 @ 4:55pm

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 7:57pm

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 24 Mar, 2023 @ 4:28am

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 1:39pm

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 2:28am

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2022 @ 6:50pm

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2022 @ 4:31pm

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2022 @ 4:58pm

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2022 @ 8:54pm

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2022 @ 6:20pm

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 5:07pm

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2022 @ 3:56pm

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 1:54pm

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2022 @ 7:49pm

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2022 @ 2:56am

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2022 @ 3:26pm

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2022 @ 3:26pm

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2022 @ 4:30pm

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2022 @ 3:29pm

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.
Unlocked 13 Jan, 2022 @ 11:14pm

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.
Unlocked 5 Mar, 2023 @ 1:21am

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2022 @ 4:54pm

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2022 @ 4:55pm

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2022 @ 4:55pm

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2022 @ 5:11pm

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2022 @ 5:12pm

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2022 @ 8:28pm

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2022 @ 8:28pm

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2022 @ 9:33pm

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2022 @ 3:00am

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2022 @ 6:50pm

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2022 @ 4:32pm

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2022 @ 9:33pm

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2022 @ 6:50pm

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2022 @ 9:09pm

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked 13 Jan, 2022 @ 9:53pm

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2022 @ 12:29am

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked 13 Jan, 2022 @ 7:25pm

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 6:06am

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2022 @ 10:12pm

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2022 @ 11:49pm

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2022 @ 6:25pm

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2022 @ 6:35pm

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2022 @ 10:04pm

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2022 @ 5:31pm

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2022 @ 5:42pm

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2022 @ 7:33pm

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2022 @ 8:10pm

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2022 @ 9:14pm

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2022 @ 9:35pm

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 4:17pm

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2022 @ 2:59am

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2022 @ 6:51pm

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2022 @ 8:28pm

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 1:25pm

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2022 @ 4:39am

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 9:31pm

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2022 @ 4:39am

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2022 @ 5:11pm

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2022 @ 5:12pm

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2022 @ 8:28pm

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2022 @ 8:28pm

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 13 Jan, 2022 @ 5:54pm

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2022 @ 9:48pm

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 1:39pm

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2022 @ 5:59am

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2022 @ 3:51pm

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2022 @ 8:33pm

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2022 @ 9:56pm

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2022 @ 6:25pm

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2022 @ 10:24pm

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2022 @ 11:59pm

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.
Unlocked 4 Mar, 2023 @ 12:10am

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2022 @ 12:11am

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2022 @ 12:17am

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 5:16pm

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2022 @ 4:58pm

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2022 @ 4:40am

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 9:35pm

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2022 @ 12:44am

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 5:18pm

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2022 @ 4:58pm

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2022 @ 5:11pm

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2022 @ 5:11pm

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2022 @ 1:44am

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2022 @ 4:59pm

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2022 @ 4:59pm

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2022 @ 5:11pm

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2022 @ 5:11pm

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2022 @ 4:44am

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2022 @ 5:19pm

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2022 @ 5:23pm

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2022 @ 9:04pm

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2022 @ 10:23pm

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2022 @ 9:45pm

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2022 @ 9:38pm

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 13 Jan, 2022 @ 5:55pm

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2022 @ 10:30pm

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 13 Jan, 2022 @ 6:11pm

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 13 Jan, 2022 @ 5:50pm

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 13 Jan, 2022 @ 6:27pm

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 13 Jan, 2022 @ 6:28pm

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 13 Jan, 2022 @ 6:31pm

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 13 Jan, 2022 @ 7:50pm

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 13 Jan, 2022 @ 7:50pm

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 13 Jan, 2022 @ 9:24pm

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 1:39pm

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2022 @ 1:39pm

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2022 @ 9:08pm

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2022 @ 3:37pm

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2022 @ 5:25am

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2022 @ 5:25am

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2022 @ 5:25am

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2022 @ 8:28pm

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2022 @ 8:28pm

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2022 @ 9:23pm

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2022 @ 9:23pm

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2022 @ 10:16pm

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked 13 Jan, 2022 @ 5:53pm

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked 13 Jan, 2022 @ 7:22pm

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 13 Jan, 2022 @ 7:32pm

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked 13 Jan, 2022 @ 9:48pm

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2022 @ 6:28pm

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2022 @ 5:03am

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2022 @ 5:51pm

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2022 @ 8:51pm

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2022 @ 9:45pm

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 13 Jan, 2022 @ 5:46pm

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 13 Jan, 2022 @ 6:31pm

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 13 Jan, 2022 @ 9:24pm

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 13 Jan, 2022 @ 11:41pm

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2022 @ 6:02pm

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2022 @ 3:57am

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2022 @ 3:34pm

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 7:57pm

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 9:41pm

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2022 @ 3:26pm

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2022 @ 4:24pm

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2022 @ 6:26pm

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2022 @ 5:06am

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2022 @ 5:12pm

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2022 @ 8:28pm

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2022 @ 3:44am

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2022 @ 4:49pm

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2022 @ 5:10am

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked 13 Jan, 2022 @ 5:52pm

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2022 @ 9:40pm

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2022 @ 8:28pm

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 13 Jan, 2022 @ 8:38pm

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2022 @ 8:28pm

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2022 @ 8:28pm

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2022 @ 8:28pm

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2022 @ 8:28pm

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2022 @ 8:28pm

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2022 @ 9:24pm

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked 13 Jan, 2022 @ 5:52pm

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2022 @ 10:16pm

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked 13 Jan, 2022 @ 5:53pm

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked 13 Jan, 2022 @ 7:22pm

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 13 Jan, 2022 @ 7:32pm

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked 13 Jan, 2022 @ 9:48pm

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 3:06am

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 4:44am

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 2:44am

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 8:53pm

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 8:53pm

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked 20 Jan, 2022 @ 4:24pm

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2022 @ 4:44am

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2022 @ 6:30pm

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2022 @ 9:38pm

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2022 @ 9:46pm

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2022 @ 10:25pm

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 Jan, 2022 @ 6:28pm

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 Jan, 2022 @ 8:54pm

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2022 @ 3:43am

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2022 @ 3:50am

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2022 @ 9:23pm

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2022 @ 9:23pm

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2022 @ 9:23pm

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked 13 Jan, 2022 @ 5:54pm

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked 13 Jan, 2022 @ 5:59pm

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked 13 Jan, 2022 @ 5:59pm

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2022 @ 1:01am

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2022 @ 1:11am

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2022 @ 3:53am

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2022 @ 3:53am

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2022 @ 3:53am

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2022 @ 1:13pm

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 13 Jan, 2022 @ 8:57pm

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2022 @ 2:48am

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 13 Jan, 2022 @ 7:31pm

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 13 Jan, 2022 @ 6:31pm

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 13 Jan, 2022 @ 9:24pm

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2022 @ 2:11am

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2022 @ 2:35am

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2022 @ 4:08am

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2022 @ 2:19pm

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2022 @ 2:40pm

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2022 @ 2:07pm

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2022 @ 5:48pm

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2022 @ 6:42pm

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2022 @ 6:56pm

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.
Unlocked 6 Mar, 2023 @ 11:38pm

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.
Unlocked 6 Mar, 2023 @ 11:37pm

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 11:37pm

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2022 @ 3:51pm

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2022 @ 8:50pm

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2022 @ 5:08am

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2022 @ 9:48pm

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2022 @ 9:49pm

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked 13 Jan, 2022 @ 9:54pm

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2022 @ 1:52am

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2022 @ 1:14pm

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2022 @ 9:45pm

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 13 Jan, 2022 @ 9:43pm

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2022 @ 7:29pm

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2022 @ 6:22am

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2022 @ 8:28pm

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked 13 Jan, 2022 @ 5:59pm

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked 13 Jan, 2022 @ 7:23pm

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2022 @ 10:15pm

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked 13 Jan, 2022 @ 5:52pm

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked 13 Jan, 2022 @ 5:52pm

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked 13 Jan, 2022 @ 5:54pm

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked 13 Jan, 2022 @ 7:23pm

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked 13 Jan, 2022 @ 8:33pm

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2022 @ 1:01am

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2022 @ 1:11am

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2022 @ 3:53am

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2022 @ 4:28am

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2022 @ 3:42pm

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2022 @ 7:52pm

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2022 @ 7:52pm

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked 13 Jan, 2022 @ 6:00pm

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2022 @ 1:01am

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2022 @ 1:36am

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2022 @ 1:30pm

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2022 @ 1:30pm

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2022 @ 1:30pm

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2022 @ 1:30pm

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2022 @ 7:53pm

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2022 @ 8:41pm

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2022 @ 8:46pm

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2022 @ 10:18pm

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2022 @ 10:18pm

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2022 @ 11:18pm

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 Jan, 2022 @ 9:53pm

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2022 @ 1:49am

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2022 @ 2:51am

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2022 @ 1:13pm

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2022 @ 5:49pm

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2022 @ 6:39pm

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2022 @ 9:02pm

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2022 @ 10:18pm

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2022 @ 4:39pm

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2022 @ 8:09pm

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2023 @ 1:52am

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.
Unlocked 7 Mar, 2023 @ 10:38am

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2022 @ 1:42am

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2022 @ 1:39pm

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2022 @ 8:14pm

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2022 @ 12:56am

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 17 Jan, 2022 @ 5:59am

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2022 @ 6:30pm

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2022 @ 7:51pm

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2022 @ 1:58am

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2022 @ 5:46am

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2022 @ 9:11pm

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2022 @ 3:12am

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.
Unlocked 19 Jan, 2022 @ 12:04am

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.
Unlocked 4 Mar, 2023 @ 4:27pm

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2023 @ 11:03pm

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2022 @ 4:29am

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2022 @ 4:29am

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2022 @ 1:01am

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2022 @ 1:01am

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2022 @ 1:36am

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2022 @ 1:30pm

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2022 @ 2:18pm

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2022 @ 2:21pm

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2022 @ 7:52pm

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2022 @ 7:53pm

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2022 @ 10:18pm

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2022 @ 1:57am

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2022 @ 5:46am

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2022 @ 5:46am

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked 17 Jan, 2022 @ 5:38pm

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2022 @ 7:11pm

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2022 @ 8:21pm

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2022 @ 5:08am

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2022 @ 9:48pm

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2022 @ 9:51pm

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked 13 Jan, 2022 @ 9:54pm

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2022 @ 2:50am

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2022 @ 2:38pm

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2022 @ 7:52pm

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2022 @ 12:36am

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked 17 Jan, 2022 @ 6:11pm

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2022 @ 9:47pm

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 13 Jan, 2022 @ 10:12pm

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2022 @ 7:30pm

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2022 @ 5:28pm

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 18 Jan, 2022 @ 7:20pm

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2022 @ 7:52pm

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 2:44am

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.
Unlocked 6 Mar, 2023 @ 12:17am

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 1:24pm

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2022 @ 6:59pm

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2022 @ 7:29pm

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2022 @ 9:47pm

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 13 Jan, 2022 @ 7:21pm

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2022 @ 2:50am

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2022 @ 1:29pm

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2022 @ 8:04pm

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2022 @ 11:10pm

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2022 @ 6:43am

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 10:25pm

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2022 @ 9:47pm

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2022 @ 2:40am

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2022 @ 9:15pm

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2022 @ 10:17pm

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2022 @ 5:28pm

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2022 @ 5:44am

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 19 Jan, 2022 @ 4:40am

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 10:36pm

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2023 @ 5:45pm

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 19 Jan, 2022 @ 5:45am

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 17 Feb, 2023 @ 11:06pm

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.
Unlocked 20 Jan, 2022 @ 4:28am

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.
Unlocked 19 Mar, 2023 @ 3:14pm

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.
Unlocked 19 Mar, 2023 @ 2:02pm

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.
Unlocked 24 Mar, 2023 @ 2:58pm

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.
Unlocked 19 Mar, 2023 @ 3:17pm

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.
Unlocked 6 Mar, 2023 @ 11:39pm

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked 13 Jan, 2022 @ 6:28pm

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.
Unlocked 14 Apr, 2023 @ 9:29pm

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 18 Jan, 2022 @ 5:05pm

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 19 Jan, 2022 @ 4:04pm

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 22 Jan, 2022 @ 8:51pm

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 25 Feb, 2023 @ 12:23am

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Mar, 2023 @ 12:18am

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2023 @ 9:50am

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2022 @ 6:03pm

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked 18 Jan, 2022 @ 5:04pm

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2022 @ 2:17pm

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2022 @ 2:34pm

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2022 @ 7:52pm

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2022 @ 7:53pm

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2022 @ 8:47pm

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2022 @ 8:47pm

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2022 @ 11:10pm

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2022 @ 3:52am

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2022 @ 5:23am

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2022 @ 5:46am

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked 18 Jan, 2022 @ 9:26pm

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 19 Jan, 2022 @ 4:53am

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked 20 Jan, 2022 @ 4:28am

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 10:25pm

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 10:25pm

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 24 Feb, 2023 @ 6:56pm

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked 21 Jan, 2022 @ 6:52am

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2022 @ 7:52pm

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2022 @ 7:52pm

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2022 @ 7:53pm

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2022 @ 1:51am

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2022 @ 1:56am

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2022 @ 5:47am

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked 19 Jan, 2022 @ 4:40am

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 20 Jan, 2022 @ 4:28am

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked 19 Jan, 2022 @ 4:53am

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 10:25pm

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 7 Feb, 2023 @ 3:07pm

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.
Unlocked 12 Feb, 2023 @ 1:40am

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.
Unlocked 24 Feb, 2023 @ 5:50pm

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.
Unlocked 24 Feb, 2023 @ 5:50pm

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 11 Apr, 2023 @ 4:05am

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2022 @ 5:23am

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2022 @ 5:05pm

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2022 @ 8:54pm

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked 13 Jan, 2022 @ 7:25pm

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked 13 Jan, 2022 @ 9:53pm

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2022 @ 3:44am

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2022 @ 6:30pm

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2022 @ 9:11pm

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2022 @ 3:12am

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked 19 Jan, 2022 @ 12:04am

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 11:12pm

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.
Unlocked 4 Mar, 2023 @ 11:47am

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.
Unlocked 21 Apr, 2023 @ 9:46pm

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2022 @ 9:50pm

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2022 @ 3:03am

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2022 @ 9:50pm

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2022 @ 9:23pm

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2022 @ 7:52pm

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2022 @ 9:40pm

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2022 @ 1:01am

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2023 @ 4:17pm

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 9:31pm

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 17 Feb, 2023 @ 11:12pm

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Mar, 2023 @ 1:56pm

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 May, 2023 @ 11:54pm

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 19 May, 2023 @ 1:51am

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 22 May, 2023 @ 4:19am

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2022 @ 11:47pm

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2022 @ 11:57pm

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2022 @ 11:43pm

Speed baking I

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2022 @ 12:07am

Speed baking II

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 25 minutes.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2022 @ 12:07am

Speed baking III

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 15 minutes.
Unlocked 23 Jan, 2022 @ 9:00am

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 4:28am

So much to do so much to see

Manage a cookie legacy for at least a year.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 8:53pm

Seven horseshoes

Click 27,777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2023 @ 10:40pm

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 8:53pm

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 9:04pm

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 9:04pm

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 9:05pm

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 9:05pm

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 9:07pm

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 9:07pm

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 9:09pm

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 9:31pm

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2023 @ 5:45pm

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 4 Mar, 2023 @ 4:27pm

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 14 Apr, 2023 @ 9:29pm

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 28 May, 2023 @ 3:40am

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 9:04pm

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 9:05pm

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 9:07pm

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 6 Mar, 2023 @ 11:42pm

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 9:07pm

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 9:07pm

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 9:07pm

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 9:09pm

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 9:09pm

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 9:10pm

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 9:28pm

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 9:35pm

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 11:26pm

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2023 @ 5:45pm

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.
Unlocked 24 Feb, 2023 @ 5:50pm

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 7 Mar, 2023 @ 11:39pm

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.
Unlocked 10 Mar, 2023 @ 5:44pm

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.
Unlocked 25 Mar, 2023 @ 3:00am

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.
Unlocked 25 Mar, 2023 @ 3:51pm

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 15 May, 2023 @ 1:11am

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2023 @ 2:38am

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 9:03pm

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 17 Mar, 2023 @ 3:10pm

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Apr, 2023 @ 6:30pm

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 9:07pm

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 9:07pm

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.
Unlocked 7 Feb, 2023 @ 2:27pm

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 12:39pm

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 17 May, 2023 @ 2:46am

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2023 @ 4:57pm

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 May, 2023 @ 6:41pm

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked 17 May, 2023 @ 1:18am

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.
Unlocked 17 May, 2023 @ 1:20am

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 17 May, 2023 @ 2:15am

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 12:39pm

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 12:39pm

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 12:39pm

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 12:39pm

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 12:39pm

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 12:39pm

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 12:39pm

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 12:39pm

Army of me

Have 400 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 12:39pm

Know thyself

Have 450 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 12:39pm

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 12:39pm

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.
Unlocked 17 May, 2023 @ 2:14am

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2023 @ 4:17pm

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 12:39pm

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 12:39pm

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 12:39pm

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
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Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
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Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
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Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
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Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 12:39pm

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
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You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 12:39pm

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.
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Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.
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Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 12:39pm

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 12:39pm

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 12:39pm

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 1:04am

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.
Unlocked 14 May, 2023 @ 2:08am

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.
Unlocked 16 May, 2023 @ 12:28am

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 18 Jul, 2023 @ 3:56am

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.
Unlocked 17 May, 2023 @ 2:15am

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 12:39pm

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 12:39pm

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 12:39pm

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
Unlocked 28 May, 2023 @ 10:12pm



Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Introspection

Have 700 You.

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.
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