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0.0 hrs last two weeks / 110.6 hrs on record (28.7 hrs at review time)
Posted: 9 Mar, 2021 @ 1:51am

Early Access Review
Went to the swamp island on a boat.

Died like Boromir from draugr arrows before setting up a portal.

Made a raft, and tried to sail naked in a straight line.

Sail through a biggest storm I've ever seen on a flimsy little raft.

Became Christopher Columbus, and discovered that a tiny spec of land south of my wanted course extends north to Infinity.

Crash landed in a Black Forest, Greydwarfs destroyed my raft.

My naked self then proceeded to flee, and discovered Meadows on the same island.

Basically started the game from scratch there.

Made my preparations to see sail on a raft again, was only missing one Leather Scraps.

Find a strange village in Meadows, can see boars that I need in the distance.

Turns out that draugrs can be found in Meadows too.

Died to draugr arrows once more.

11/10, I just can't make stories like these myself, and this game just does it constantly.
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