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AITA for not showing up to my own funeral?

So I (74M) was recently hit by a car (2014 Honda) and died. My wife (5F) organized me a funeral (cost $2747) without asking me (74M) at all. I (74M) was unable to make it because I (74M) was dead (17 days). At the funeral I (74M) heard my dad (15M) and other family members talking about how they wish I (74M) could be there and now I (74M) feel bad for not showing up. AITA?

in the wilds, straight up "hunting it", and by "it", lets justr say. monter

Reddit, am I the arsehole?
My mum (82F) told me (12M) to do the dishes (16) but I (12M) was too busy playing Fortnite (3 kills) so I (12M) grabbed my controller (DualShock 4) and threw it at her (138kph). She(82F) ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ died, and I (12M) went to prison (18 years). While in prison I (12M) incited several riots (3) and assumed leadership of a gang responsible for smuggling drugs (cocaine) into the country. I (12M) also ordered the assassination of several celebrities (Michael Jackson(50M), Elvis Presley(42M) and Jeffrey Epstein(66M)) and planned a terrorist attack (9/11). Reddit, AITA?

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