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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2022 @ 8:21pm

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2022 @ 10:12pm

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2022 @ 9:24am

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2022 @ 3:36pm

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2022 @ 10:25pm

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2022 @ 4:12pm

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2022 @ 4:20pm

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2022 @ 4:25pm

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2022 @ 4:26pm

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2022 @ 5:09pm

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2022 @ 5:09pm

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2022 @ 5:10pm

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2022 @ 5:10pm

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2022 @ 7:42pm

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2022 @ 7:45pm

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2022 @ 7:53pm

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2022 @ 8:19pm

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2022 @ 9:27pm

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2022 @ 12:41pm

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2022 @ 8:13pm

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2022 @ 9:12am

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2022 @ 4:13pm

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2022 @ 4:25pm

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2022 @ 3:38pm

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2022 @ 3:38pm

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2022 @ 10:21am

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2022 @ 7:45pm

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2022 @ 10:15pm

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2022 @ 12:57pm

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2022 @ 3:05pm

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2022 @ 7:42pm

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2022 @ 7:42pm

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2022 @ 8:20pm

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2022 @ 11:03pm

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2022 @ 4:26pm

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2022 @ 5:40pm

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2022 @ 7:42pm

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2022 @ 9:51pm

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2022 @ 12:21pm

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2022 @ 7:47pm

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2022 @ 9:55pm

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2022 @ 7:31pm

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2022 @ 8:19pm

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2022 @ 3:12pm

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2022 @ 4:26pm

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2022 @ 7:56pm

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2022 @ 12:25pm

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2022 @ 4:24pm

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2022 @ 2:48pm

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2022 @ 4:26pm

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2022 @ 4:26pm

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2022 @ 8:44pm

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2022 @ 4:26pm

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2022 @ 4:26pm

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2022 @ 9:12am

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2022 @ 4:27pm

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2022 @ 5:12pm

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2022 @ 4:07pm

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2022 @ 5:10pm

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2022 @ 5:12pm

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2022 @ 5:15pm

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2022 @ 5:15pm

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2022 @ 5:16pm

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2022 @ 8:04pm

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2022 @ 3:05pm

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2022 @ 4:37pm

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2022 @ 2:50pm

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2022 @ 8:53pm

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2022 @ 7:34pm

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2022 @ 10:03pm

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2022 @ 3:25pm

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2022 @ 9:34pm

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2022 @ 8:55pm

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2022 @ 5:57pm

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2022 @ 9:12am

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2022 @ 6:00pm

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2022 @ 4:26pm

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2022 @ 5:26pm

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2022 @ 4:13pm

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2022 @ 5:09pm

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2022 @ 5:12pm

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2022 @ 4:25pm

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2022 @ 5:48pm

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2022 @ 8:44pm

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2022 @ 4:14pm

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2022 @ 4:23pm

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2022 @ 4:02pm

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2022 @ 5:45pm

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2022 @ 5:52pm

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2022 @ 5:40pm

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2022 @ 5:41pm

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2022 @ 6:27pm

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2022 @ 4:26pm

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2022 @ 4:26pm

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2022 @ 4:26pm

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2022 @ 5:12pm

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2022 @ 5:12pm

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2022 @ 5:12pm

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2022 @ 5:12pm

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2022 @ 5:12pm

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2022 @ 4:26pm

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2022 @ 5:09pm

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2022 @ 5:14pm

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2022 @ 5:44pm

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2022 @ 5:12pm

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2022 @ 5:16pm

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2022 @ 5:58pm

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2022 @ 7:25pm

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2022 @ 5:53pm

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2022 @ 9:37pm

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2022 @ 9:12am

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2022 @ 5:11pm

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2022 @ 5:35pm

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2022 @ 5:11pm

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2022 @ 5:18pm

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2022 @ 5:33pm

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2022 @ 5:40pm

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2022 @ 5:40pm

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2022 @ 5:43pm

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2022 @ 5:43pm

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2022 @ 5:43pm

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2022 @ 5:45pm

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2022 @ 9:58am

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2022 @ 4:22pm

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2022 @ 5:10pm

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2022 @ 5:44pm

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2022 @ 5:12pm

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2022 @ 4:26pm

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2022 @ 4:26pm

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2022 @ 4:26pm

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2022 @ 5:12pm

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2022 @ 5:12pm

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2022 @ 5:41pm

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2022 @ 5:42pm

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2022 @ 5:44pm

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2022 @ 5:44pm

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2022 @ 5:26pm

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2022 @ 5:26pm

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2022 @ 5:26pm

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2022 @ 6:10pm

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2022 @ 6:10pm

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2022 @ 7:26pm

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2022 @ 7:31pm

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2022 @ 7:32pm

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2022 @ 7:33pm

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2022 @ 7:41pm

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2022 @ 8:53pm

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2022 @ 9:03pm

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2022 @ 4:26pm

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2022 @ 5:12pm

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2022 @ 5:12pm

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2022 @ 9:47pm

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2022 @ 10:19am

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2022 @ 4:26pm

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2022 @ 5:12pm

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2022 @ 5:12pm

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2022 @ 12:21pm

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2022 @ 4:07pm

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2022 @ 4:23pm

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2022 @ 5:10pm

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2022 @ 5:10pm

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2022 @ 5:38pm

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2022 @ 5:40pm

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2022 @ 5:40pm

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2022 @ 5:45pm

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2022 @ 5:47pm

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2022 @ 5:52pm

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2022 @ 5:52pm

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2022 @ 5:52pm

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2022 @ 5:53pm

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2022 @ 5:57pm

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2022 @ 5:58pm

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2022 @ 5:59pm

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2022 @ 5:59pm

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2022 @ 6:04pm

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2022 @ 6:15pm

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2022 @ 6:15pm

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2022 @ 6:15pm

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2022 @ 10:21am

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2022 @ 9:38pm

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2022 @ 5:12pm

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2022 @ 5:44pm

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2022 @ 5:14pm

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2022 @ 5:16pm

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2022 @ 5:12pm

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2022 @ 5:12pm

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2022 @ 5:16pm

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2022 @ 5:17pm

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2022 @ 5:44pm

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2022 @ 5:44pm

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2022 @ 5:44pm

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2022 @ 5:48pm

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2022 @ 5:48pm

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2022 @ 5:57pm

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2022 @ 5:59pm

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2022 @ 5:16pm

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2022 @ 5:39pm

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2022 @ 5:43pm

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2022 @ 5:43pm

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2022 @ 5:46pm

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2022 @ 5:47pm

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2022 @ 5:52pm

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2022 @ 5:56pm

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2022 @ 4:26pm

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2022 @ 4:26pm

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2022 @ 5:09pm

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2022 @ 5:10pm

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2022 @ 5:12pm

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2022 @ 5:18pm

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2022 @ 5:32pm

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2022 @ 5:33pm

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2022 @ 5:39pm

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2022 @ 5:39pm

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2022 @ 5:44pm

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2022 @ 6:23pm

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2022 @ 6:04pm

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2022 @ 4:25pm

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2022 @ 4:26pm

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2022 @ 5:51pm

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2022 @ 5:45pm

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2022 @ 5:44pm

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2022 @ 6:10pm

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2022 @ 5:16pm

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2022 @ 5:16pm

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2022 @ 5:41pm

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2022 @ 5:44pm

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2022 @ 5:44pm

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2022 @ 5:44pm

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2022 @ 5:48pm

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2022 @ 5:48pm

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2022 @ 5:50pm

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2022 @ 5:57pm

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2022 @ 5:57pm

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2022 @ 5:57pm

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2022 @ 2:57pm

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2022 @ 10:14pm

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2022 @ 3:42pm

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2022 @ 3:42pm

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2022 @ 7:28pm

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2022 @ 3:42pm

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2022 @ 8:57pm

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2022 @ 6:32pm

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2022 @ 5:45pm

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2022 @ 5:48pm

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2022 @ 5:54pm

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2022 @ 5:59pm

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2022 @ 6:12pm

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2022 @ 6:04pm

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2022 @ 6:15pm

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2022 @ 5:44pm

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2022 @ 5:44pm

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2022 @ 5:44pm

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2022 @ 5:44pm

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2022 @ 5:48pm

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2022 @ 5:48pm

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2022 @ 5:57pm

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2022 @ 5:57pm

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2022 @ 5:57pm

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2022 @ 5:57pm

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2022 @ 6:19pm

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2022 @ 6:15pm

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2022 @ 5:57pm

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2022 @ 6:21pm

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2022 @ 6:14pm

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2022 @ 6:14pm

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2022 @ 6:15pm

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2022 @ 6:18pm

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2022 @ 6:18pm

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2022 @ 6:19pm

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2022 @ 6:22pm

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2022 @ 6:25pm

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2022 @ 6:22pm

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2022 @ 6:26pm

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2022 @ 6:26pm

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2022 @ 6:26pm

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2022 @ 3:55pm

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2022 @ 7:49pm

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2022 @ 7:59pm

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2022 @ 7:59pm

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2022 @ 7:59pm

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2022 @ 7:59pm

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2022 @ 7:59pm

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2022 @ 7:59pm

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2022 @ 7:59pm

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2022 @ 7:59pm

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2022 @ 7:59pm

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2022 @ 7:59pm

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2022 @ 7:59pm

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2022 @ 7:59pm

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2022 @ 4:01pm

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2022 @ 4:05pm

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2022 @ 5:32pm

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2022 @ 4:26pm

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2022 @ 5:14pm

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2022 @ 5:16pm

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2022 @ 5:44pm

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2022 @ 5:48pm

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2022 @ 5:57pm

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2022 @ 6:15pm

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2022 @ 6:19pm

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2022 @ 5:46pm

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2022 @ 6:16pm

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2022 @ 6:30pm

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2022 @ 7:59pm

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2022 @ 5:09pm

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2022 @ 5:44pm

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2022 @ 5:50pm

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2022 @ 5:57pm

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2022 @ 5:44pm

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2022 @ 5:49pm

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2022 @ 5:49pm

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2022 @ 5:49pm

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2022 @ 5:57pm

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2022 @ 5:57pm

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2022 @ 5:57pm

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2022 @ 6:18pm

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2022 @ 6:19pm

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2022 @ 6:19pm

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2022 @ 6:22pm

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2022 @ 6:27pm

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2022 @ 6:27pm

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2022 @ 5:57pm

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2022 @ 5:57pm

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2022 @ 5:57pm

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2022 @ 5:57pm

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2022 @ 5:57pm

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2022 @ 5:59pm

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2022 @ 6:19pm

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2022 @ 6:22pm

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2022 @ 6:27pm

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2022 @ 6:27pm

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2022 @ 6:27pm

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2022 @ 6:27pm

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2022 @ 6:35pm

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2022 @ 6:13pm

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2022 @ 6:13pm

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2022 @ 6:13pm

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2022 @ 6:16pm

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2022 @ 6:18pm

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2022 @ 6:18pm

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2022 @ 6:25pm

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2022 @ 6:26pm

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2022 @ 5:10pm

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2022 @ 5:11pm

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2022 @ 6:10pm

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2022 @ 6:50pm

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2022 @ 6:50pm

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2022 @ 6:50pm

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2022 @ 6:50pm

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2022 @ 6:21pm

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2022 @ 6:26pm

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2022 @ 6:31pm

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2022 @ 6:35pm

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2022 @ 6:32pm

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2022 @ 7:10pm

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2022 @ 7:37pm

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2022 @ 7:37pm

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2022 @ 3:43pm

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2022 @ 6:05pm

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2022 @ 6:05pm

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2022 @ 5:57pm

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2022 @ 5:57pm

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2022 @ 6:18pm

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2022 @ 6:19pm

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2022 @ 6:19pm

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2022 @ 6:22pm

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2022 @ 6:27pm

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2022 @ 6:27pm

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2022 @ 6:35pm

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2022 @ 6:35pm

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2022 @ 6:35pm

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2022 @ 6:35pm

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2022 @ 7:00pm

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2022 @ 4:26pm

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2022 @ 5:16pm

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2022 @ 5:22pm

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2022 @ 5:44pm

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2022 @ 5:48pm

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2022 @ 5:57pm

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2022 @ 6:15pm

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2022 @ 6:22pm

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2022 @ 6:27pm

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2022 @ 6:35pm

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2022 @ 7:04pm

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2022 @ 5:46pm

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2022 @ 6:18pm

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2022 @ 6:30pm

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2022 @ 7:59pm

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2022 @ 6:31pm

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2022 @ 7:02pm

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2022 @ 6:19pm

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2022 @ 5:10pm

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2022 @ 7:50pm

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2022 @ 5:09pm

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2022 @ 5:19pm

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2022 @ 5:44pm

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2022 @ 5:44pm

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2022 @ 5:57pm

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2022 @ 6:15pm

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2022 @ 6:22pm

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2022 @ 6:27pm

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2022 @ 6:27pm

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2022 @ 7:04pm

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2022 @ 7:37pm

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2022 @ 5:46pm

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2022 @ 6:18pm

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2022 @ 6:35pm

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2022 @ 8:00pm

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2022 @ 6:35pm

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2022 @ 6:54pm

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2022 @ 7:00pm

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2022 @ 7:03pm

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2022 @ 7:07pm

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2022 @ 7:23pm

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2022 @ 7:58pm

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2022 @ 7:58pm

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2022 @ 8:42pm

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2022 @ 7:47pm

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2022 @ 7:47pm

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2022 @ 8:08pm

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2022 @ 8:11pm

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2022 @ 7:44pm

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2022 @ 8:08pm

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2022 @ 5:56pm

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2022 @ 8:16pm

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2022 @ 7:10pm

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2022 @ 7:37pm

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2022 @ 8:04pm

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2022 @ 7:34pm

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2022 @ 7:35pm

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2022 @ 8:15pm

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2022 @ 5:39pm

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2022 @ 7:00pm

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2022 @ 6:19pm

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2022 @ 6:19pm

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2022 @ 6:19pm

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2022 @ 6:22pm

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2022 @ 6:27pm

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2022 @ 6:27pm

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2022 @ 6:32pm

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2022 @ 6:35pm

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2022 @ 6:35pm

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2022 @ 7:00pm

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2022 @ 7:04pm

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2022 @ 7:04pm

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2022 @ 7:25pm

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2022 @ 7:35pm

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2022 @ 7:37pm

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2022 @ 7:37pm

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2022 @ 7:43pm

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2022 @ 6:22pm

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2022 @ 6:22pm

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2022 @ 6:27pm

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2022 @ 6:35pm

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2022 @ 6:35pm

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2022 @ 6:35pm

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2022 @ 7:00pm

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2022 @ 7:02pm

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2022 @ 7:04pm

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2022 @ 7:25pm

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2022 @ 7:25pm

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2022 @ 7:35pm

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2022 @ 7:37pm

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2022 @ 7:37pm

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2022 @ 7:39pm

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2022 @ 5:15pm

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2022 @ 5:44pm

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2022 @ 5:44pm

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2022 @ 5:50pm

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2022 @ 5:57pm

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2022 @ 6:15pm

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2022 @ 6:32pm

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2022 @ 6:32pm

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2022 @ 7:00pm

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2022 @ 7:11pm

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2022 @ 7:37pm

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2022 @ 7:39pm

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2022 @ 8:54pm

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2022 @ 5:47pm

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2022 @ 6:19pm

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2022 @ 7:00pm

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2022 @ 8:00pm

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2022 @ 5:44pm

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2022 @ 6:18pm

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2022 @ 5:45pm

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2022 @ 6:18pm

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2022 @ 8:55pm

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2022 @ 8:04pm

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2022 @ 8:07pm

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2022 @ 8:49pm

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2022 @ 8:48pm

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2022 @ 8:48pm

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2022 @ 8:49pm

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2022 @ 8:43pm

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2022 @ 7:44pm

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2022 @ 7:58pm

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2022 @ 7:41pm

Speed baking I

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2022 @ 3:53pm

Speed baking II

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 25 minutes.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2022 @ 3:53pm

Speed baking III

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 15 minutes.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2022 @ 3:53pm

God complex

Name yourself Orteil.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2022 @ 9:36pm

All-natural cane sugar

Harvest a golden sugar lump.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2022 @ 3:56pm

Four-leaf cookie

Have 4 golden cookies simultaneously.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2022 @ 7:22pm

Gaseous assets

Have your stock market profits surpass a whole year of CpS ($31.536 million).
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2022 @ 8:45pm

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2022 @ 9:34pm

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2022 @ 5:15pm

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2022 @ 5:44pm

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2022 @ 5:46pm

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2022 @ 5:53pm

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2022 @ 5:58pm

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2022 @ 6:23pm

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2022 @ 6:32pm

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2022 @ 6:32pm

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2022 @ 7:10pm

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2022 @ 7:37pm

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2022 @ 7:37pm

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2022 @ 8:16pm

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2022 @ 8:54pm

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2022 @ 5:52pm

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2022 @ 6:19pm

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2022 @ 7:01pm

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2022 @ 8:00pm

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2022 @ 6:22pm

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2022 @ 6:30pm

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2022 @ 6:35pm

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2022 @ 6:35pm

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2022 @ 6:35pm

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2022 @ 6:37pm

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2022 @ 7:02pm

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2022 @ 7:04pm

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2022 @ 7:04pm

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2022 @ 7:25pm

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2022 @ 7:37pm

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2022 @ 7:35pm

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2022 @ 7:37pm

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2022 @ 7:37pm

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2022 @ 7:39pm

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2022 @ 8:54pm

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2022 @ 8:54pm

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2022 @ 8:54pm

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2022 @ 5:43pm

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2022 @ 8:55pm

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2022 @ 8:55pm

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2022 @ 8:57pm

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2022 @ 9:33pm

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2022 @ 9:33pm

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2022 @ 9:32pm

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2022 @ 6:32pm

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2022 @ 6:43pm

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2022 @ 9:33pm

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2022 @ 7:58pm



Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

My own clone

Have 1 You.

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.

Born for this job

Have 100 You.

Episode II

Have 150 You.

Copy that

Have 200 You.

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.

Army of me

Have 400 You.

Know thyself

Have 450 You.

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Introspection

Have 700 You.

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
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