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I Love Floch Forester

I am in love with Floch Forester. His gorgeous jawline, perfect Yeagerist eyes and. OH THAT ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ HAIR. The concept of him defending his country brings nothing but excitement to my lower regions. Standing on the rooftops against the odds, sliding and screaming his way to free his nation... mhmmmmm My King. I wish he could reward me with his seed. I want to stand by his side whilst we defend Eldia from invaders and traitors alike. To grab Armin by the head and press my thumbs into his eyes whilst Floch pats my head in approval. Watching the blood seep out of his sockets until The Mong's voice cracks and breaks. Before Mikasa would ever butcher me, The King would lodge a Thunderspear into her mouth and push her into The Mong, grabbing me by the waist and zipping away from the explosion. We would Climb atop the ribcage itself to mercilessly beat Cuckren till he had fully become "The Sleeping Titan".

For he is who I kneel to.

youre ♥♥♥♥♥♥ trash man camping at the back off the map spamming them nub scout

this man legitimately gave me coronavirus

ACHOO! Sorry, did I spray you? 💦😉 🧻Corona🤧 is ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥💦 for us and you’ve just tested 😱positive🦠 for being 💋NAUGHTY😉 🙅‍♀️Social distancing is in effect🚫 and I want to spend my 🤷‍♂️quarenTEEN🔞 with YOU 😍 So grab your 🧴isopropyl-lubricant 💦 and ♥♥♥👅 over so I can administer👩‍⚕️ your treatment😉 and inject💉 you with the vaccine🍆 We’ll spend the 🗝lockdown🔒 flattening the curve📉 and FATTENING DEM’ 👏🏿 CURVES 🍑 Get ready for 14 days of 💯THICC DICC DIAGNOSTICS😭 and sitting on my facemask😷 Send this ✉️ to covid-19 of your sloppiest 💦💦SYMPTOMATIC🤒 ♥♥♥♥♥🤫 If you get 5 back, you’re a Wuhan bat🦇 ♥♥♥♥♥ 👎 If you get 10 back, you’re a 😉horny💄healthy💪hoe😘 If you get all 19 back👏 your ass🍑 is the ANTIDOTE💊 and it’s in high demand 👬🏿

My Grandfather smoked his whole life. I was about 10 years old when my mother said to him, 'If you ever want to see your grandchildren graduate, you have to stop immediately.'. Tears welled up in his eyes when he realized what exactly was at stake. He gave it up immediately. Three years later he died of lung cancer. It was really sad and destroyed me. My mother said to me- 'Don't ever smoke. Please don't put your family through what your Grandfather put us through." I agreed. At 25, I have never touched a cigarette. I must say, I feel a very slight sense of regret for never having done it, because your profile gave me cancer anyway.