Recent reviews by Goatroth

There's really not much to say, I always come back to this game and I always have fun when I do. It's Bethesda at their best, before they started going downhill.

This has got to be the worst shooter I've ever played, and that's saying something. This is the only FPS game I simply will not finish, due to its incredibly annoying and yet somehow amazingly dull gameplay.

Be prepared to die only a thousand or so times due to your AI teammates being about as useful as your three year old brother that your mom told you to let play with you so you gave him a controller that wasn't plugged in just so he could feel like he was actually doing something.

Be prepared to be lulled to sleep by the awful writing, complete with corny jokes and oh-so-zingy one-liners that don't belong anywhere except the trash bin.

Be prepared to have your retinas burned by the overly bright static lights in just about every scene while simultaneously having to squint your eyes to see enemies before their perfect aim takes you out with only 2-3 shots.

But most of all, be prepared to waste every single second of your time playing this awful pile of garbage, and to suffer the feelings of remorse and shame that come afterward.

Maybe Gearbox should stick to Borderlands. It seems to be the only franchise they haven't completely run into the ground. Yet.

As a goat, I give this game my full approval.

It's really not baaaaaad at all!

P.S. Goats are people too!

This is the best 80s movie I have ever seen. Why haven't you watched it yet?