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To start this rant, I need to say this. I have been a nurse main since early 1997, and I have invested 16 thousand hours into her. I have a 4989 winstreak as of today (still counting), and I plan to double those numbers by the time the next chapter releases. I have played every other killer once before deducing they are no where NEAR as strong as nurse.

Recently, on game 2688. I came across some a very strong team. They countered me and my super range add-ons expertly, resulting in a 4K at THREE GENS LEFT.

This sort of thing is unacceptable, to be frank. Behavior needs to step up their game with proper nerfs and buffs. So, as a 45 thousand hour nurse main, here are my ways to buff this C-Tier killer.

Buff 1 - For some STUPID AND IDIOTIC reason, blinks only deal ONE HEALTH STATE worth of damage. For any nurse player that also has 69 thousand hours on her, you can agree with me that this is terrible, and desperately needs an upgrade as this is the stopping Nurse from being a B-Tier killer at most. In my infinite Nurse main wisdom, I believe that when you hit a survivor with your blink, they should go down INSTANTLY and their IP address should be leaked to everyone in the lobby, and it would really benefit us 170 thousand hour nurse mains. This would make nurse a TINY better than Sadako.

Buff 2 - As of the recent patch, both Ruin and Tinkerer are ABSOLUTE GARBAGE perks, and they need their former power back. Now, most of my games end in 4Ks at FOUR GENS. All of the 456 thousand hour nurse mains reading this probably feel how I feel, and weep every night thinking about all of the missed 4Ks at 5 gens they could've been getting if Behavior didn't ruin two GREAT PERKS.

Buff 3 - Because of the fact survivors tremble whenever they see me (and because I send photos of their family to them pre-game), They ALWAYS DC. As a 881 thousand hour nurse main, this is absolutely wonderful for me. I care very much for the survivors, and I pity them very hard if the game goes sideways really quickly. I gave hatch (Games 4 and 88.) so you know I'm a kind killer. Because I care so much about the survivor's wellbeings, I think Behavior should implement a feature where I can go to the DCing survivor's HOME in real life and be able to mori them.

Buff 4 - The range add ons ARE TOO WEAK. I have 0 idea what Behavior was thinking when they made them, but as a 1.6 million hour nurse main, I can confirm because of the tiny boost you get, It makes it so much harder to play nurse. What the range addons should do is make it so you can go cross map in one blink. This would make Nurse at least somewhat playable and not weaker than a Trapper who just installed the game.

I really hope that maybe someone from Behavior is reading this, and takes the advice of a 3.1 million hour nurse main, instead of some 9000 hour streamers, who compared to me, a 5.8 million hour nurse main, has no idea what they are doing. These changes should be implemented immediately, and If they are not, I will quit this game. (For the 479th time. [This week.])

- A 12.7 million hour nurse main.