Recent reviews by Glowstick Gizmo

In the first age, in the first Breakfast, when the slime first lengthened, one stood. Spoiled by the snots of Invasion, his soul slimed by the boogers of Flem and tainted beyond balance, he volunteered the path of perpetual protein. In his nutritious health, he found no calories, and with boiling milk he zorched the Bozik'ian Plains seeking vengeance against the Flem Lords who had snacked him. He wore the armor of the Chex Squadron, and those that tasted the flavor of his spoon named him... The Chex Warrior

DIS GAME IZ DA BESTEST ORK GAME! ITZ SIMPUL AN FUN, WIVV LOTZA DAKKA AN WAZZA! ITZ GUD, BUT ITZ NOT WIVVOUT ITZ FLAWZ.
DA GAME IZ SHORT; UNDA 3 OURS I’ZE ALREDDY BEET DA SHTO-REE-MODE, LOOT ALL OF DA SHOOTAS, AN SNAZZY ATS. AN YOU’ZE CUD SEZ DAT DA MOLT-TEE-PLAYAH GIZ YE MOAR TA DO, YEA? BUT NO. UN-FORT-ANT-LEE, DA MOLTEEPLAYAH ENT DAT ACKTIVV, AN GIVIN I SPENT 20 TEEF ON IT, I DUNT FINK ITZ WURF A GUD SCRAP.
I SEZ DIS GAME SHUD BE 5 TEEF, OR 10 AT LEEST, SO YE GITZ SHUD BUYZ IT WEN ITZ ON SALE, 20 IZ OVA PRIZED. OLSO, I RECOMENDZ A PROPPA WAAAGH WIVV MOAR PLAYAZ, ITZ EVEN BETTA DAT WAY, SO GRAB DA BOYZ AN GET TO KRUMPIN DEM UMIEZ!
BUT OVAOLL, DIZPITE ITZ SHORT LENGFF AN IGH PRIZE, DIS GAME IZ GOOD. I LIKES IT!

this is a warning, do not waste your life on this broken piece of ♥♥♥♥.

TF2 is a classic, and always will be; it has a loyal, unbeatable fan base, that is to this day still active, it has some of the most hilarious, brilliant writing I've ever seen, and to top it all off? after all these years its still fun to play. some people will call this community immature, maybe, but deep down i see a community who has never lost it's inner child. together, it creates a people who share a common true love for a certain era of games. given how it's outlived many competitors with a lively attitude, and never fails to bring us laughs of joy, I'd go as far as to say that this game shall remain Immortal. Long live the king. The Legend.
in the words of a well respected man; "Good news! We're not dying, we are going to live forever!"

entropy zero is a HL2 mod, about a metrocop, who gets stuck in city 10, which is located in russia. i found this some what cool because we can now see more citys, and what there like...even though this one wasnt very diffrent...at all. this mod is fine, there really wasnt much to it, other then the diffent textures, and (somewhat) diffrent enemys you fight. the "twist" in the end really didnt spark my intrest, i didnt find it interesting. the turret part was ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ridiculous, and retarded, and i wish it wasnt added in there. but as a mod, this was cool to play. i would've enjoyed the game more, if the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ barrels would've spawned like they were suppose to. when i got to chapter 4/bad cop, there were lasers you had to avoid, you did this by placeing a barrel in front of them...but for some dis-jointed reason, they didnt spawn for me. i've tried restarting, verifying files, nothing worked, so i end'd up haveing to use spare ammo on the floor as a sheild, or i had to noclip, and every time this happend, i wanted to shut the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ game off. i'd really like if someone would fix this bug. but like i said, as a mod, this is pretty well done.

i pay'd 15 dollars for a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ garry's mod gamemode...what more do you want me to say?

the customization is great with hero and character development, which i absolutly love. you get to create your own backstory, arch rival, how the game plays. its great, and i REALLY wish video games had more customiztion options like this.

-BUT learning how to play the game and its level system, upgradeing, stores, and everything else which falls in that catagory has been a giant struggle, due to the way they set up the tutorials. i don't know if i'm doing something wrong, or if i just suck at it, but learning how to play has been a struggle. i cant find any good "getting started" videos aswell, so rather if i'm just crappy, or forgetting to do something, i cant enjoy this game as much, despite the amazing customization. the lore is pretty boring to.

-taking a second look at the game, its not bad at all. probably one pf my favorite MMO-RPG's despite the boring story and controls, but other then that its fun. give it a try =]

payday is one of many greatest games ive played in my life, i never thought i'd see the day where scarface, and H3H3 teamup to help the gang from resivor dogs. it is like if Quentin Tarantino made his own videogame. its a master piece, and i highly recomend it, if your a giant criminal movie fan. all i need next is a Pulp Fiction update, and my life will be complete

how do i type how great this game is in words? its simple....i cant. gmod is life changer for me, and is one of the greatest games ive ever played in my life (if not THE greatest). there is SO much to do! tons of gamemodes from Roleplaying,allowing you too build up, and create a character....or shoot everyone and see them get angry which is funner. you can go on horror maps, get a scare out of them, or just check out any other cool maps that catch your eye.
Theres prop hunt, murder, hide and seek, and so much more! sandbox is the best out of all of them, because with all of the things you can do in it, its your own virtual playground. You can create artworks with all the things you can pose and spawn, or build contraptions with the tools combined with what you spawn, or simply just ♥♥♥♥ around with the ragdolls and create funny puppet shows, its amazing! idk what my life would be without garrys mod, ive met SO much friends on this game, ive created SO much ideas with it, and with all the new crazy, amazing, fun addons that come out every week, theres always something new to explore! Ive had sad times, happy times, scary times, fun times, its a gift from god, and that god is named garry. if you dont like this game....then somthing is wrong with you. this is the best sandbox, shooter, adventure, roleplay, ETC game to ever be made, and if you havnt bought it yet, then ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ buy it. or your a lost cause!