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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2024 @ 1:34am

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2024 @ 1:34am

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2024 @ 1:34am

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2024 @ 5:21am

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2024 @ 3:04am

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2024 @ 8:37pm

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2024 @ 6:38am

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2024 @ 5:09am

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2024 @ 5:40pm

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2024 @ 6:34am

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2024 @ 6:51am

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2024 @ 5:44am

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2024 @ 6:03am

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2024 @ 1:35am

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2024 @ 1:35am

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2024 @ 1:35am

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2024 @ 1:35am

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2024 @ 1:35am

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2024 @ 1:35am

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2024 @ 5:26am

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2024 @ 4:54am

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2024 @ 6:30pm

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2024 @ 6:38am

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2024 @ 6:01pm

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2024 @ 6:01pm

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2024 @ 6:01pm

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2024 @ 1:35am

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2024 @ 1:35am

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2024 @ 1:35am

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2024 @ 4:22am

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2024 @ 1:35am

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2024 @ 1:35am

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2024 @ 1:35am

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2024 @ 1:35am

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2024 @ 6:40am

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2024 @ 2:08am

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2024 @ 1:35am

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2024 @ 1:35am

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2024 @ 1:35am

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2024 @ 1:35am

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2024 @ 1:35am

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2024 @ 4:58am

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2024 @ 1:35am

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2024 @ 1:35am

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2024 @ 5:48pm

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2024 @ 1:35am

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2024 @ 1:35am

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2024 @ 10:31am

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2024 @ 3:13am

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2024 @ 7:10am

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2024 @ 12:48am

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2024 @ 2:48am

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2024 @ 6:34pm

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2024 @ 2:16am

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2024 @ 2:22pm

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2024 @ 5:43pm

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2024 @ 7:05am

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2024 @ 2:08am

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2024 @ 10:54pm

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2024 @ 4:22am

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2024 @ 8:37pm

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2024 @ 8:45pm

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2024 @ 9:17pm

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2024 @ 1:35am

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2024 @ 1:35am

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2024 @ 5:43am

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2024 @ 2:41am

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2024 @ 1:35am

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2024 @ 4:22am

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2024 @ 1:35am

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2024 @ 2:41am

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2024 @ 1:31am

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2024 @ 4:54am

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2024 @ 8:51pm

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2024 @ 8:59pm

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2024 @ 4:26am

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2024 @ 8:58pm

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2024 @ 4:53am

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2024 @ 5:12am

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2024 @ 6:01pm

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2024 @ 7:00am

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2024 @ 10:54pm

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2024 @ 4:22am

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2024 @ 6:48pm

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2024 @ 10:22pm

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2024 @ 2:48am

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2024 @ 10:31am

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2024 @ 6:34pm

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2024 @ 1:37am

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2024 @ 5:40pm

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2024 @ 2:15am

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2024 @ 5:19am

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2024 @ 5:19am

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2024 @ 5:22am

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2024 @ 4:52am

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2024 @ 6:44am

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2024 @ 6:38pm

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2024 @ 6:23pm

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2024 @ 6:23pm

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2024 @ 6:23pm

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2024 @ 6:24pm

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2024 @ 8:45pm

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2024 @ 12:21am

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2024 @ 6:54am

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2024 @ 6:00am

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2024 @ 8:46pm

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2024 @ 5:47am

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2024 @ 4:22am

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2024 @ 10:57pm

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2024 @ 6:21pm

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2024 @ 10:51pm

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2024 @ 1:31am

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2024 @ 8:37pm

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2024 @ 3:47am

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2024 @ 6:12pm

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2024 @ 5:51am

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2024 @ 6:12pm

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2024 @ 8:05pm

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2024 @ 8:28pm

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2024 @ 8:43pm

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2024 @ 8:37pm

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2024 @ 8:45pm

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2024 @ 9:17pm

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2024 @ 9:17pm

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2024 @ 2:22pm

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2024 @ 6:57am

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2024 @ 7:00am

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2024 @ 8:48pm

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2024 @ 2:15am

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2024 @ 5:43pm

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2024 @ 2:15am

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2024 @ 12:48am

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2024 @ 6:23pm

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2024 @ 8:41pm

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2024 @ 8:43pm

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2024 @ 8:45pm

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2024 @ 9:49pm

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2024 @ 9:21pm

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2024 @ 6:01pm

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2024 @ 4:25am

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2024 @ 6:46pm

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2024 @ 8:56pm

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2024 @ 9:31pm

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2024 @ 8:01pm

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked 8 Dec, 2024 @ 10:50pm

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2024 @ 5:46am

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2024 @ 1:35am

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2024 @ 5:00am

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2024 @ 4:53am

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2024 @ 5:51pm

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2024 @ 3:29am

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2024 @ 1:35am

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2024 @ 4:51am

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2024 @ 3:32pm

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2024 @ 8:40pm

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2024 @ 6:23pm

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2024 @ 1:35am

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2024 @ 3:45pm

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2024 @ 7:03am

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2024 @ 2:19am

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2024 @ 6:23pm

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2024 @ 8:05pm

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2024 @ 8:10pm

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2024 @ 8:15pm

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2024 @ 9:40pm

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2024 @ 9:45pm

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2024 @ 9:40pm

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2024 @ 9:38pm

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2024 @ 9:48pm

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2024 @ 9:47pm

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2024 @ 9:48pm

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2024 @ 9:48pm

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2024 @ 10:14pm

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2024 @ 10:16pm

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2024 @ 10:14pm

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2024 @ 10:16pm

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2024 @ 10:22pm

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2024 @ 10:23pm

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2024 @ 6:01pm

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2024 @ 1:34am

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2024 @ 12:16am

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2024 @ 4:22am

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2024 @ 6:24pm

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2024 @ 3:30am

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2024 @ 6:22pm

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2024 @ 6:22pm

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2024 @ 6:23pm

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2024 @ 6:23pm

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2024 @ 6:23pm

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2024 @ 9:50pm

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2024 @ 9:50pm

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2024 @ 9:50pm

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2024 @ 9:49pm

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2024 @ 9:49pm

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2024 @ 9:54pm

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2024 @ 11:39pm

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2024 @ 8:25pm

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2024 @ 8:40pm

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2024 @ 9:17pm

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2024 @ 9:26pm

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2024 @ 9:48pm

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2024 @ 10:12pm

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2024 @ 10:22pm

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2024 @ 10:47pm

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2024 @ 6:20am

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2024 @ 5:50pm

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2024 @ 8:40pm

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2024 @ 6:28am

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2024 @ 6:35am

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2024 @ 5:37am

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2024 @ 5:45am

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2024 @ 6:16pm

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2024 @ 8:03pm

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2024 @ 8:19pm

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2024 @ 9:11pm

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2024 @ 11:47pm

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2024 @ 1:33am

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2024 @ 6:20am

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2024 @ 6:28am

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2024 @ 9:49pm

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2024 @ 9:41pm

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2024 @ 9:40pm

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2024 @ 10:40pm

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2024 @ 6:22pm

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2024 @ 6:23pm

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2024 @ 6:23pm

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2024 @ 9:38pm

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2024 @ 9:38pm

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2024 @ 9:51pm

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2024 @ 9:50pm

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2024 @ 9:50pm

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2024 @ 9:51pm

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2024 @ 10:16pm

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2024 @ 10:30pm

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2024 @ 10:31pm

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2024 @ 5:04am

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2024 @ 5:04am

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2024 @ 3:27am

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2024 @ 5:35pm

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2024 @ 5:09am

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2024 @ 5:53pm

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked 8 Dec, 2024 @ 8:21pm

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2024 @ 9:17pm

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2024 @ 9:41pm

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2024 @ 9:46pm

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2024 @ 9:48pm

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2024 @ 10:12pm

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2024 @ 10:48pm

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2024 @ 10:49pm

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2024 @ 9:49pm

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2024 @ 9:49pm

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2024 @ 9:49pm

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2024 @ 9:51pm

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2024 @ 9:51pm

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2024 @ 9:51pm

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2024 @ 10:21pm

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2024 @ 10:22pm

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2024 @ 10:23pm

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2024 @ 10:25pm

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2024 @ 10:49pm

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2024 @ 10:49pm

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2024 @ 10:14pm

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2024 @ 10:55pm

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2024 @ 10:22pm

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2024 @ 10:21pm

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2024 @ 10:23pm

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2024 @ 10:49pm

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2024 @ 10:49pm

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2024 @ 11:00pm

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2024 @ 11:40pm

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2024 @ 11:41pm

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2024 @ 11:40pm

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2024 @ 11:41pm

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2024 @ 11:46pm

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2024 @ 11:48pm

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2024 @ 4:26am

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2024 @ 11:30pm

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2024 @ 4:30am

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2024 @ 7:13am

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2024 @ 6:22pm

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2024 @ 8:46pm

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2024 @ 9:51pm

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2024 @ 10:16pm

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2024 @ 10:51pm

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2024 @ 10:54pm

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2024 @ 9:17pm

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2024 @ 10:23pm

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2024 @ 11:48pm

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2024 @ 6:51am

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2024 @ 9:40pm

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2024 @ 9:52pm

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2024 @ 10:20pm

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2024 @ 9:49pm

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2024 @ 9:49pm

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2024 @ 9:49pm

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2024 @ 10:18pm

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2024 @ 10:23pm

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2024 @ 10:23pm

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2024 @ 10:48pm

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2024 @ 10:50pm

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2024 @ 10:49pm

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2024 @ 10:49pm

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2024 @ 10:54pm

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2024 @ 11:06pm

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2024 @ 11:44pm

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2024 @ 9:52pm

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2024 @ 10:20pm

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2024 @ 10:21pm

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2024 @ 10:23pm

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2024 @ 10:50pm

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2024 @ 10:50pm

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2024 @ 10:51pm

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2024 @ 10:55pm

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2024 @ 11:06pm

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2024 @ 11:45pm

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2024 @ 11:51pm

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2024 @ 11:53pm

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2024 @ 12:06am

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2024 @ 10:20pm

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2024 @ 10:47pm

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2024 @ 10:47pm

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2024 @ 10:47pm

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2024 @ 11:07pm

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2024 @ 11:41pm

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2024 @ 11:48pm

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2024 @ 11:49pm

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2024 @ 5:44am

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2024 @ 6:20pm

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2024 @ 11:35pm

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2024 @ 11:35pm

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2024 @ 11:58pm

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2024 @ 11:58pm

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 Dec, 2024 @ 8:37pm

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2024 @ 10:49pm

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2024 @ 10:56pm

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2024 @ 12:08am

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2024 @ 12:25am

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked 8 Dec, 2024 @ 8:32pm

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked 8 Dec, 2024 @ 10:15pm

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2024 @ 10:49pm

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2024 @ 10:50pm

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2024 @ 10:23pm

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2024 @ 10:50pm

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2024 @ 10:50pm

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2024 @ 10:50pm

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2024 @ 10:52pm

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2024 @ 10:55pm

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2024 @ 11:50pm

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2024 @ 11:43pm

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2024 @ 11:49pm

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2024 @ 12:21am

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2024 @ 12:09am

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2024 @ 12:29am

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2024 @ 12:30am

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2024 @ 5:42pm

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2024 @ 3:38am

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2024 @ 6:22pm

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2024 @ 9:27pm

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2024 @ 9:48pm

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2024 @ 10:30pm

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2024 @ 10:49pm

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2024 @ 10:58pm

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2024 @ 11:50pm

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2024 @ 12:22am

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked 8 Dec, 2024 @ 8:15pm

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2024 @ 9:17pm

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2024 @ 10:49pm

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2024 @ 11:48pm

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2024 @ 11:36pm

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Dec, 2024 @ 9:05pm

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2024 @ 10:51pm

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2024 @ 6:30am

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.
Unlocked 8 Dec, 2024 @ 10:01pm

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2024 @ 6:34am

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2024 @ 6:15pm

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2024 @ 8:53pm

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2024 @ 9:48pm

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2024 @ 10:16pm

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2024 @ 10:51pm

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2024 @ 10:54pm

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2024 @ 11:48pm

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2024 @ 12:05am

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2024 @ 12:30am

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 8 Dec, 2024 @ 9:52pm

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2024 @ 9:18pm

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2024 @ 10:49pm

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2024 @ 11:53pm

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2024 @ 11:38pm

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2024 @ 11:42pm

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2024 @ 12:04am

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Dec, 2024 @ 9:05pm

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Dec, 2024 @ 10:38pm

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Dec, 2024 @ 11:26pm

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 Dec, 2024 @ 9:58pm

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 Dec, 2024 @ 11:34pm

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2024 @ 10:14pm

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2024 @ 12:19am

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2024 @ 12:25am

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Dec, 2024 @ 8:44pm

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2024 @ 8:45pm

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2024 @ 11:49pm

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2024 @ 10:53pm

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2024 @ 10:50pm

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2024 @ 10:53pm

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2024 @ 11:41pm

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2024 @ 11:50pm

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2024 @ 11:51pm

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2024 @ 11:51pm

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2024 @ 12:04am

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2024 @ 12:11am

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2024 @ 12:11am

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2024 @ 12:29am

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 Dec, 2024 @ 9:11pm

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked 8 Dec, 2024 @ 9:11pm

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked 8 Dec, 2024 @ 9:53pm

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.
Unlocked 8 Dec, 2024 @ 9:54pm

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked 8 Dec, 2024 @ 10:36pm

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2024 @ 11:02pm

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2024 @ 11:46pm

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2024 @ 11:50pm

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2024 @ 12:04am

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2024 @ 12:09am

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 Dec, 2024 @ 8:24pm

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2024 @ 12:29am

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 Dec, 2024 @ 9:17pm

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked 8 Dec, 2024 @ 9:11pm

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked 8 Dec, 2024 @ 9:16pm

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 Dec, 2024 @ 9:17pm

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.
Unlocked 8 Dec, 2024 @ 11:30pm

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2024 @ 5:44am

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2024 @ 8:43pm

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2024 @ 9:21pm

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2024 @ 10:17pm

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2024 @ 10:49pm

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2024 @ 10:49pm

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2024 @ 11:44pm

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2024 @ 12:05am

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2024 @ 12:10am

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked 8 Dec, 2024 @ 9:10pm

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2024 @ 5:10am

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2024 @ 9:26pm

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2024 @ 10:53pm

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2024 @ 12:22am

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2024 @ 9:49pm

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2024 @ 10:50pm

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2024 @ 9:41pm

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2024 @ 10:20pm

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Dec, 2024 @ 8:47pm

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Dec, 2024 @ 10:15pm

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2024 @ 6:19pm

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2024 @ 1:34am

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2024 @ 1:34am

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2024 @ 1:34am

Speed baking I

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2024 @ 1:35am

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2024 @ 10:31am

God complex

Name yourself Orteil.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2024 @ 1:32am

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2024 @ 6:22pm

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2024 @ 9:17pm

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2024 @ 9:57pm

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2024 @ 10:28pm

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2024 @ 10:54pm

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2024 @ 11:30pm

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2024 @ 11:49pm

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2024 @ 12:30am

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 8 Dec, 2024 @ 9:10pm

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 8 Dec, 2024 @ 11:31pm

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2024 @ 9:47pm

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2024 @ 10:57pm

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2024 @ 12:23am

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2024 @ 11:51pm

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2024 @ 11:51pm

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2024 @ 12:10am

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2024 @ 12:10am

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2024 @ 12:29am

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked 8 Dec, 2024 @ 8:23pm

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 Dec, 2024 @ 8:24pm

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked 8 Dec, 2024 @ 9:11pm

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 Dec, 2024 @ 9:54pm

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.
Unlocked 8 Dec, 2024 @ 11:29pm

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.
Unlocked 8 Dec, 2024 @ 11:30pm

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2024 @ 9:18pm

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2024 @ 12:10am

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2024 @ 12:09am

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.
Unlocked 8 Dec, 2024 @ 11:07pm

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked 8 Dec, 2024 @ 9:58pm

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2024 @ 8:51pm

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2024 @ 5:40pm

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2024 @ 8:39pm

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2024 @ 6:30pm

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2024 @ 8:37pm

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2024 @ 9:48pm

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2024 @ 10:16pm

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2024 @ 10:51pm

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2024 @ 10:56pm

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2024 @ 11:47pm

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2024 @ 12:10am

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked 8 Dec, 2024 @ 8:32pm

Army of me

Have 400 You.
Unlocked 8 Dec, 2024 @ 10:15pm

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2024 @ 9:48pm

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2024 @ 10:59pm

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2024 @ 12:25am

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2024 @ 12:10am

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2024 @ 12:27am

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2024 @ 12:29am

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
Unlocked 8 Dec, 2024 @ 8:18pm

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
Unlocked 8 Dec, 2024 @ 8:33pm

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
Unlocked 8 Dec, 2024 @ 9:17pm

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 Dec, 2024 @ 9:17pm

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.
Unlocked 8 Dec, 2024 @ 11:28pm

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2024 @ 8:36pm

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2024 @ 9:48pm



Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

Know thyself

Have 450 You.

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Introspection

Have 700 You.

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
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