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CCP : Dr.Wenliang:, I'm MSS.
WHO : He wasn't alone.
CCP : Uh, you don't get to bring pathogens.
Dr.Wenliang :: I-it's just a cold.
CCP : Don't worry, no charge for them.
CCP : And why would I want them?
WHO : They were trying to grab your prize. They work for the virus... the beer girl.
CCP : Corona? Get 'em on board, I'll call it in.
CCP : The virus study I just filled with the Center lists me, my men, and Dr.Wenliang: here, but only one of you! FIRST ONE TO GET CULTURED GETS TO STAY IN MY HOSPITAL!
(((WHO))) PAID YOU TO INFECT Dr.Wenliang:?

-Silence, met with the sound of an alcohol spray bottle-

CCP : HE DIDN'T INCUBATE SO GOOD! WHO WANTS TO TRY NEXT?
TELL ME ABOUT Corona:! WHY DOES SHE COME FROM THE SEAFOOD MARKET?

-Silence-

LOT OF LOYALTY FOR AN INANIMATE RNA INJECTOR!
Corona :: Perhaps he's wondering why someone would spray a culture with alcohol before dumping the experiment.
CCP : At least you can talk. Who are you?
Corona : It doesn't matter who we are... What matters is our infectivity.

-CCP gets test results confirming Corona-

Corona :: No one cared who I was 'till I left the bat.

-CCP gestures to Corona's HAZMAT suit-

CCP : If I pull that off will you die?
Corona : It would be extremely painful
CCP : You're a serious virus.
Corona : For you.
CCP : Was getting caught part of your plan?
Corona : Of course!
Corona : Dr.Wenliang: refused our offer in favor of yours, we had to find out what vaccines he gave you.
Dr.Wenliang : Nothing! I spread nothing!
CCP : Well congratulations, you got yourself caught!
HAZMAT : Sir?
CCP : Now what's the next step of your master plan?
Corona : Crashing this planet... WITH NO SURVIVORS!

-anon begins to scrub down for HAZMAT level 3-

Corona : No! They expect one of us in the burn piles, brother!
anon : Have we started an infection?
Corona : Yes! The infection rises!
Dr.Wenliang : [Incoherent screaming while stroking out]
Corona : Calm down, Doctor. Now is not the time for fear... That comes later!.
Xi ZYNping 17. lis. v 17.11 
+rep tanked a slug and kept going :steamthumbsup:
Susvara 21. čvn. v 23.27 
+rep I like the way he counter strikes
Raygun 7. čvn. v 4.43 
Modern day many of the doughnut stores have closed. They are still there but a new breed of doughnut has taken over. Dunkin’ doughnut and krispy kream rule with an iron fist wrapped in surgery mass produced velvet. A brown underclass of Mexicans staffs them and feeds you slop that is a cheap imitation of the past. Gone are the days of cane sugar replaced with high fructose corn syrup.

The doughnut rolls on but for how much longer? Another doughnut hole in the heart of America and it might be done for.

In the future I see doughnut crumbling to Pan Dulce, a Mexican snack with the greatness of America glazed away.
Raygun 7. čvn. v 4.43 
The moral decay of America can be summed up with one example. The doughnut and the bakers dozen.

In the 50s there were many friendly doughnut stores with proud names like Tom’s doughnuts or Jim’s doughnuts. You would go in an order a dozen and they would throw in a 13th for tradition. The bakers dozens. As they retired and their children (♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ boomers) did not kneed the dough they sold their doughnut stores to a new breed, the Asians.

Wanting the American dream they renamed Tom’s and Jim’s to “Star doughnuts” or “Ace doughnuts”. They did not understand tradition and the idea of a free 13th doughnut disappeared completely. We went from a high trust society to a low doughnut society. America stood on as the doughnut foundation crumbled.
Solaire 21. kvě. v 14.38 
-rep ate my sandwich when I wasn’t lookomg
Texzyn 24. bře. v 14.46 
CORRECTION: eat my dog