This man owes me 5 kilos of meth

Dear Warden,

I am writing to enquire about a potential 'job' in your facility. I am pleased to offer you my 'services' you require to perform this exciting and challenging position.

Birthed by lightning while sailing the nether regions, by 1783 I was again active. Currently I loot antiques, stage assassinations, and occasionally commandeer penitentiaries.

Qualifications include locking people into a cult, bartering with ghost Indians, mining ghost gold, and inadvertently creating Yellowstone with a mechanized gyroplane. A thorough resume is provided below.

Sincerely,

Maunon Manatu, 'The Zombie'

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9gK-Js5MN5Y&list=WL&index=9

Nobody listens to CDs anymore

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c5vh7jtrW2Y&list=WL&index=4

unironically posting lowtiergod gifs... yikes

you and your mate are the biggest clowns in grand archives LMAO

https://youtu.be/B-1OLE8Jn_8?t=10

Was feeling nostalgic
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2T1YrR_fBK4&pbjreload=10

Good afternoon my name is Dana I am a spiritual advisor intuitive reader and life coach I stumbled across your profile and started to pick up something in your energy I see you have things on your mind lately and need to make a decision but haven't been able to Please contact me for more information. You can reach me at theassisfat@gmail.com

free sloppy on my profiel

Check out this meme I just found!! I really think it's gonna take off!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QH2-TGUlwu4

just how "big" is this Chungus guy?

a literal ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ goblin +rep

It's-a me, Mario

Send me $5,000 USD

How are things
This hour can happen to develop into anything with a jaw-dropping gal!
I came up with a genius plan to cross fates with a powerful Viking who will make me forget all my troubles
Do not fail to meet me, let us groan with arousal and we’ll do anything together!

gucci flip flops suck a ♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ through his socks ♥♥♥♥♥ my ♥♥♥♥ hard i be slobbing all on that ♥♥♥♥

scammer alert! do NOT trade with this guy!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=reWj4flXVD0

It has been 4 hours since I successfully sucked my own penis. Things are different now. As soon as mouth-to-penis contact was made I felt a shockwave through my body. I have reason to believe I have super strength and telekinesis now.. 3 hours after contact I noticed a van parked on my street but no one has entered or exited the car since its arrival. I fear for my safety, I'm not sure what sort of power I may have stumbled upon but it's possible that the government has found out. If I don't update this again please send help.

i be drinking breast milk out a lean cup

♥♥♥♥

thinking of you https://youtu.be/U_bHVPCbK5M?t=38s

Espèce d'enculé de salope de putain de bordel de merde :)

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just another big ♥♥♥♥♥ in big ♥♥♥♥♥ season

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RiR8hKh-Rpg

o.o ..... <.< .... O.o... Hold on, lady. You... are a.. girl gamer? Shifts in chair, tugging at collar >.> A fine, alluring lady such as yourself... Also has an intellectual side? With your ravishing, simply bewitching beauty, you pull me in...And then you penetrate my level of understanding of perfection..By informing me that you, are indeed, a girl gamer, who plays Minecraft!!! O.O My beautiful lady. I will treat you right forever, I will cherish and treasure you, I will mine you diamonds and protect you from Endermen. My lady.. be my player two....

eyo ♥♥♥♥ whitey

you ever on a train and get that sudden urge to jack off?

Two Swedes and a German meet together in a bar. One says to the other "I'll have a stout beer". I don't remember how the rest of the joke goes but it was a good one. LOL, grandma.

Soing to the sass station to set some snacks. Simme a siss in case I sie on the say shere. x

Every night, I can feel his stache... and his guidance... even his salt lick block. The eye he lost... the boat he lost... won't stop hurting... It's like he's still there. You feel it, too, don't you Lee?

Hi there, do you play video games?

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Hello dear, do you remember how we communicated with you? Long ago you could not see, I am Marina - with Russia, do you remember me? "Come to my page - let's talk, I'm waiting!

What is this about your Regretment?

gay ♥♥♥♥ who download titty mods for fo4

take that damn can out of your mouth

Going to the gas station to get some snacks. Gimme a kiss just incase i die on the way there x

-rep 400 meters of tape all across my back yard

-rep 400 meters of tape all across my back yard

-REP wanted to go toilet and tried riding my ♥♥♥♥ :/

u r such a ♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

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-rep was just trying to get a drink and tried ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ me

get ready kid, here come the pmcs