hardened alright

Doritos and Mountain dew were orginally snack products created by nazi food scientists in order to strengthen the regime. The "dew" in mountain dew is supposed to represent a mixture of the gun smoke and smell of dead bodies that hovered over the mountains after the war in poland. Notice how popular these products are today among gamers.

He's big? Big how?

please stop the violence my ♥♥♥♥ too fat

He mugged me in my own bathroom

This ♥♥♥♥♥♥ is a gluttonous manimal with no shame. I ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ love it!