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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 7:54am

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 8:58am

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 9:53am

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 6:35pm

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 12:33pm

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 7:23pm

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 Feb @ 11:09am

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 21 Feb @ 5:20pm

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 Feb @ 9:54am

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 6:34pm

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Mar @ 1:07pm

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 11:36am

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 7:54pm

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 7:16am

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 7:25am

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 7:38am

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 7:49am

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 8:11am

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 10:53am

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 5:19pm

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 5:27pm

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 10:59am

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Feb @ 7:36am

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 9:53am

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 9:53am

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 9:53am

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 7:34am

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 8:21am

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 9:14am

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 6:47pm

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 7:13am

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 7:14am

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 8:06am

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 10:13am

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked 15 Feb @ 8:09pm

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 12:56pm

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 7:16am

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 8:17am

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 11:04am

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 7:26am

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 9:15am

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 12:33pm

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 7:49am

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 11:17am

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 5:27pm

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 7:38am

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 10:05am

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 1:44pm

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 12:56pm

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked 10 Feb @ 10:06am

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked 27 Feb @ 8:08am

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 12:33pm

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 14 Feb @ 4:43pm

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 28 Feb @ 7:30pm

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 9:38pm

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked 20 Feb @ 8:57pm

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked 1 Mar @ 8:46pm

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked 7 Feb @ 10:17pm

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked 27 Feb @ 9:54am

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked 4 Mar @ 2:00pm

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked 7 Mar @ 1:30pm

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked 7 Mar @ 1:30pm

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked 8 Mar @ 6:54am

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 7:44am

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 9:28am

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 12:33pm

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked 16 Apr @ 6:42pm

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 8:01am

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 6:36pm

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 8:52am

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 5:19pm

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked 11 Mar @ 10:16am

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked 7 Feb @ 8:46am

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked 28 Feb @ 9:35am

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 5:35am

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 9:44am

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked 11 Feb @ 6:40pm

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 8:49am

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 9:53am

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked 12 Feb @ 11:09am

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 1 Mar @ 8:42pm

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 6:21am

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked 14 Feb @ 4:43pm

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked 9 Mar @ 8:55am

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 5:34am

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 7:23pm

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked 16 Feb @ 7:26pm

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 5:07pm

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked 25 Feb @ 6:10am

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked 25 Feb @ 7:11pm

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.
Unlocked 26 Feb @ 7:08pm

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.
Unlocked 10 Mar @ 8:42am

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked 7 Mar @ 1:05pm

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked 7 Mar @ 1:07pm

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Unlocked 8 Mar @ 11:16am

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked 7 Mar @ 1:08pm

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.
Unlocked 8 Mar @ 11:08am

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked 12 Feb @ 7:40am

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked 18 Feb @ 1:15pm

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked 14 Feb @ 9:18am

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 6:26am

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 6:26am

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked 6 Mar @ 1:53pm

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked 6 Mar @ 6:42pm

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 7 Mar @ 12:46pm

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked 18 Feb @ 5:38am

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked 2 Mar @ 7:38pm

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked 6 Mar @ 9:10am

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked 7 Mar @ 1:34pm

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked 4 Mar @ 7:09pm

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked 4 Mar @ 7:10pm

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked 10 Mar @ 7:41am

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked 8 Mar @ 8:08pm

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked 9 Mar @ 12:08pm

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 1:44pm

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 7:23pm

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 5:51am

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 11:16am

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 8:49am

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 10:43am

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 1:59pm

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 7 Mar @ 1:18pm

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 7 Mar @ 1:19pm

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 7 Mar @ 1:34pm

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 7 Mar @ 1:37pm

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 7 Mar @ 1:45pm

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 7 Mar @ 2:04pm

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 11 Feb @ 6:40pm

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 17 Feb @ 1:12pm

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked 4 Mar @ 2:00pm

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked 7 Mar @ 1:33pm

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked 2 Mar @ 1:01pm

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked 21 Feb @ 5:20pm

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked 1 Mar @ 8:43pm

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked 28 Feb @ 9:34am

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked 6 Mar @ 4:40pm

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 7 Mar @ 8:18am

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked 7 Mar @ 12:47pm

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked 7 Mar @ 1:35pm

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 Mar @ 8:39am

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked 8 Mar @ 10:29am

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 9:53am

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 6:31am

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 7 Mar @ 12:57pm

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 Mar @ 1:35pm

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 Mar @ 1:35pm

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked 9 Mar @ 10:47am

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked 9 Mar @ 11:30am

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.
Unlocked 10 Mar @ 6:01am

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.
Unlocked 10 Mar @ 6:31am

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 6:38pm

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 8:07am

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 6:52pm

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked 9 Feb @ 4:21pm

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked 25 Feb @ 7:50am

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 9:45am

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 8:52am

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 12:33pm

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked 14 Feb @ 9:13am

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked 28 Feb @ 7:30pm

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 5:28am

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 10:31am

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked 7 Feb @ 10:17pm

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked 18 Feb @ 1:15pm

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked 2 Mar @ 7:38pm

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 1:32pm

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 6 Mar @ 9:10am

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 6 Mar @ 4:40pm

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 7 Mar @ 12:45pm

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 7 Mar @ 1:51pm

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 8 Mar @ 2:50pm

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 8 Mar @ 2:37pm

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 8 Mar @ 1:45pm

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 8 Mar @ 6:58pm

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 8 Mar @ 3:19pm

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 8 Mar @ 7:13pm

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 Mar @ 6:58pm

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 9 Mar @ 8:39am

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 9 Mar @ 8:57am

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 9 Mar @ 8:31am

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 9 Mar @ 8:57am

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 9 Mar @ 10:43am

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 9 Mar @ 10:43am

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 9:53am

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.
Unlocked 11 Mar @ 10:17am

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked 10 Mar @ 4:32pm

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 6:25am

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked 7 Mar @ 12:46pm

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked 4 Mar @ 2:00pm

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 6:23am

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 6:26am

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked 6 Mar @ 4:40pm

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked 6 Mar @ 7:06pm

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked 7 Mar @ 12:47pm

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked 7 Mar @ 1:38pm

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 Mar @ 6:54am

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked 8 Mar @ 10:22am

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked 8 Mar @ 6:16pm

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 Mar @ 7:54pm

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked 8 Mar @ 8:43pm

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked 21 Mar @ 6:55am

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Mar @ 1:24pm

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Mar @ 1:29pm

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Mar @ 6:54am

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Mar @ 11:46am

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Mar @ 7:52pm

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Mar @ 8:29am

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Mar @ 10:41am

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Mar @ 10:46am

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 24 Feb @ 10:06am

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Feb @ 8:22pm

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Mar @ 8:42pm

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 5:07pm

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Mar @ 6:47am

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 10:27am

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 7:54pm

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Mar @ 7:04pm

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Mar @ 1:11pm

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Mar @ 1:19pm

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Mar @ 2:22pm

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked 10 Mar @ 10:24am

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked 25 Feb @ 6:23am

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 26 Feb @ 5:03pm

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 5:08pm

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked 8 Mar @ 8:39pm

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked 8 Mar @ 6:54am

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked 7 Mar @ 1:43pm

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 9 Mar @ 10:12am

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked 6 Mar @ 5:38am

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked 6 Mar @ 6:42pm

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked 7 Mar @ 10:16am

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked 7 Mar @ 1:34pm

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked 7 Mar @ 9:12pm

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 Mar @ 8:39am

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked 8 Mar @ 10:48am

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 Mar @ 7:12pm

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked 8 Mar @ 7:57pm

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked 9 Mar @ 8:54am

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 9 Mar @ 10:42am

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked 9 Mar @ 10:46am

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 1:32pm

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked 23 Feb @ 7:02pm

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 11 Feb @ 6:43am

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 4 Mar @ 6:45am

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.
Unlocked 14 Mar @ 6:06pm

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked 17 Mar @ 10:57am

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.
Unlocked 28 Feb @ 5:05am

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked 10 Mar @ 5:39pm

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Mar @ 11:11am

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Mar @ 2:37pm

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Mar @ 6:03pm

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Mar @ 8:18pm

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Mar @ 8:54am

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Mar @ 12:30pm

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Mar @ 6:01am

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked 7 Mar @ 12:46pm

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked 7 Mar @ 1:45pm

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked 8 Mar @ 8:39am

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked 8 Mar @ 10:29am

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked 8 Mar @ 6:42pm

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 Mar @ 7:57pm

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked 9 Mar @ 8:54am

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 9 Mar @ 10:01am

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked 9 Mar @ 10:43am

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked 9 Mar @ 11:56am

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 9 Mar @ 12:39pm

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked 10 Mar @ 6:09am

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 9 Mar @ 8:50am

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 9 Mar @ 12:30pm

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 9 Mar @ 10:01am

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 9 Mar @ 8:57am

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 9 Mar @ 10:43am

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 9 Mar @ 12:30pm

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 9 Mar @ 12:17pm

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 10 Mar @ 7:06am

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 10 Mar @ 9:14am

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 10 Mar @ 9:16am

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 10 Mar @ 7:46am

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 10 Mar @ 9:09am

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 10 Mar @ 9:30am

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 10 Mar @ 10:20am

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked 25 Feb @ 7:50am

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.
Unlocked 4 Mar @ 1:07pm

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.
Unlocked 10 May @ 12:17pm

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked 23 Feb @ 11:26am

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked 4 Mar @ 7:09pm

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked 6 Mar @ 6:44pm

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked 7 Mar @ 1:49pm

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked 8 Mar @ 6:42pm

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked 9 Mar @ 10:01am

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked 9 Mar @ 12:03pm

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked 10 Mar @ 8:07am

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 7 Mar @ 9:12pm

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 9 Mar @ 10:44am

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 10 Mar @ 10:46am

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 6:21am

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked 7 Mar @ 9:12pm

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked 8 Mar @ 7:15pm

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked 9 Mar @ 8:54am

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked 8 Mar @ 10:21am

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked 8 Mar @ 11:27am

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked 8 Mar @ 7:54pm

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked 8 Mar @ 7:57pm

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked 9 Mar @ 8:54am

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 Mar @ 10:42am

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked 9 Mar @ 10:46am

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 9 Mar @ 12:08pm

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked 10 Mar @ 6:06am

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked 10 Mar @ 6:31am

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 10 Mar @ 8:43am

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked 10 Mar @ 9:27am

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked 10 Mar @ 10:26am

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked 8 Mar @ 8:41pm

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked 9 Mar @ 8:54am

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked 9 Mar @ 10:43am

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked 9 Mar @ 10:46am

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked 9 Mar @ 11:56am

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 Mar @ 12:54pm

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked 10 Mar @ 6:18am

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 10 Mar @ 8:39am

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked 10 Mar @ 9:26am

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked 10 Mar @ 10:26am

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 10 Mar @ 10:33am

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked 10 Mar @ 4:01pm

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked 10 Mar @ 6:04pm

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Mar @ 10:30am

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Mar @ 11:35am

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Mar @ 11:46am

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Mar @ 6:02am

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Mar @ 8:04am

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Mar @ 9:34am

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Mar @ 1:20pm

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Mar @ 2:36pm

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 7 Mar @ 10:16am

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 7 Mar @ 1:29pm

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 10 Mar @ 6:46am

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 10 Mar @ 6:46am

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 10 Mar @ 11:18am

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 10 Mar @ 4:32pm

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 11 Mar @ 2:51pm

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Mar @ 7:22am

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Mar @ 9:01am

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Mar @ 7:18pm

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Mar @ 11:10am

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked 11 Mar @ 7:08pm

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked 13 Mar @ 4:56pm

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.
Unlocked 18 Mar @ 2:34pm

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.
Unlocked 15 Apr @ 7:10am

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.
Unlocked 21 Feb @ 5:58am

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked 10 Mar @ 6:16am

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked 9 Mar @ 12:17pm

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked 9 Mar @ 10:01am

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked 9 Mar @ 11:59am

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked 9 Mar @ 12:42pm

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked 10 Mar @ 6:05am

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked 10 Mar @ 8:12am

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked 10 Mar @ 8:47am

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked 10 Mar @ 10:19am

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 10 Mar @ 10:53am

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked 10 Mar @ 2:40pm

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked 10 Mar @ 4:01pm

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 11 Mar @ 6:29am

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked 11 Mar @ 6:33am

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked 11 Mar @ 2:09pm

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked 27 Feb @ 8:22pm

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 10:48am

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked 7 Mar @ 10:17am

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked 8 Mar @ 10:20am

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked 8 Mar @ 7:55pm

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked 9 Mar @ 10:42am

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked 9 Mar @ 12:39pm

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked 10 Mar @ 8:44am

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked 10 Mar @ 2:41pm

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked 11 Mar @ 6:30am

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked 12 Mar @ 6:57am

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 7 Mar @ 9:12pm

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 9 Mar @ 10:45am

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 10 Mar @ 12:55pm

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Mar @ 10:19am

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 Mar @ 6:53am

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked 10 Mar @ 6:09am

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked 4 Mar @ 6:46am

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.
Unlocked 11 Mar @ 6:49am

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 7:03pm

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 6 Mar @ 6:44pm

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 7 Mar @ 1:43pm

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 8 Mar @ 7:11pm

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 9 Mar @ 8:55am

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 9 Mar @ 12:20pm

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 10 Mar @ 8:38am

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 10 Mar @ 10:31am

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 10 Mar @ 5:40pm

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 12 Mar @ 6:57am

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 13 Mar @ 5:09pm

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 8 Mar @ 9:00am

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 9 Mar @ 8:56pm

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 10 Mar @ 1:53pm

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Mar @ 12:55pm

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Mar @ 1:39pm

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Mar @ 6:51am

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 Mar @ 4:40pm

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 13 Mar @ 7:25pm

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 14 Mar @ 3:55pm

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 13 Mar @ 6:01am

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 14 Mar @ 7:11pm

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.
Unlocked 24 Mar @ 5:26pm

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.
Unlocked 23 Apr @ 4:49pm

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.
Unlocked 23 Apr @ 4:49pm

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.
Unlocked 28 Mar @ 4:01pm

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked 9 Mar @ 8:29am

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Mar @ 11:10am

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Mar @ 2:51pm

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Mar @ 7:08pm

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 22 Mar @ 10:36am

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 31 Mar @ 6:03pm

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 22 Apr @ 6:26am

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 7 Mar @ 1:29pm

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked 10 Mar @ 2:36pm

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked 10 Mar @ 8:32am

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked 10 Mar @ 6:05am

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked 10 Mar @ 8:07am

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked 10 Mar @ 8:44am

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked 10 Mar @ 9:25am

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked 10 Mar @ 10:32am

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked 10 Mar @ 4:00pm

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked 10 Mar @ 4:02pm

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 11 Mar @ 6:32am

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked 11 Mar @ 12:28pm

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked 11 Mar @ 12:56pm

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 12 Mar @ 6:58am

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked 12 Mar @ 7:02am

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked 13 Mar @ 4:48pm

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.
Unlocked 13 Mar @ 6:01pm

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 19 Mar @ 5:14am

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.
Unlocked 11 Mar @ 10:17am

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked 12 Mar @ 7:08am

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked 10 Mar @ 9:16am

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked 10 Mar @ 10:27am

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked 10 Mar @ 10:32am

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked 10 Mar @ 10:48am

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked 10 Mar @ 5:39pm

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked 11 Mar @ 6:29am

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked 11 Mar @ 12:38pm

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 12 Mar @ 6:58am

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked 12 Mar @ 7:09am

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked 13 Mar @ 4:46pm

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 13 Mar @ 5:46pm

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.
Unlocked 14 Mar @ 3:55pm

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.
Unlocked 17 Mar @ 10:57am

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.
Unlocked 20 Mar @ 6:08am

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 6 Apr @ 9:48am

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 10:27am

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked 7 Mar @ 1:34pm

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked 8 Mar @ 11:11am

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked 9 Mar @ 8:53am

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked 9 Mar @ 11:30am

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked 10 Mar @ 6:32am

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked 10 Mar @ 10:30am

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked 10 Mar @ 5:30pm

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked 11 Mar @ 6:31am

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked 13 Mar @ 4:46pm

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.
Unlocked 14 Mar @ 7:11pm

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.
Unlocked 26 Mar @ 7:22pm

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.
Unlocked 23 Apr @ 4:57pm

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 8 Mar @ 1:35pm

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 10 Mar @ 6:55am

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 10 Mar @ 5:31pm

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked 8 Mar @ 10:28am

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked 9 Mar @ 12:09pm

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked 8 Mar @ 6:54am

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked 9 Mar @ 11:12am

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Mar @ 11:32am

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Mar @ 3:55pm

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 17 Mar @ 5:45pm

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 May @ 7:26am

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 7:21am

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 7:44am

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 7:12am

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.
Unlocked 15 Feb @ 2:14pm

God complex

Name yourself Orteil.
Unlocked 11 Mar @ 10:16am

Last Chance to See

Burst the near-extinct shiny wrinkler.
Unlocked 26 May @ 8:43am

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.
Unlocked 25 Mar @ 6:15am

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked 6 Mar @ 1:53pm

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 8 Mar @ 10:20am

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 8 Mar @ 7:56pm

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 9 Mar @ 10:43am

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 10 Mar @ 6:05am

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 10 Mar @ 9:12am

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 10 Mar @ 2:40pm

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 11 Mar @ 6:32am

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 12 Mar @ 11:32am

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 14 Mar @ 6:32am

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 24 Mar @ 6:02pm

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 16 Apr @ 5:21pm

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 8 Mar @ 6:03pm

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 10 Mar @ 6:56am

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 10 Mar @ 5:38pm

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked 10 Mar @ 10:59am

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked 10 Mar @ 4:00pm

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked 10 Mar @ 5:39pm

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked 11 Mar @ 6:31am

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked 11 Mar @ 12:28pm

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked 11 Mar @ 2:09pm

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked 12 Mar @ 7:11am

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked 12 Mar @ 7:12pm

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 13 Mar @ 5:09pm

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.
Unlocked 14 Mar @ 6:04am

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.
Unlocked 17 Mar @ 7:28am

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 19 Mar @ 8:19pm

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.
Unlocked 26 Mar @ 7:09am

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.
Unlocked 2 Apr @ 7:46am

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.
Unlocked 16 Apr @ 5:21pm

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 6 May @ 1:44pm

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 8 Mar @ 6:03pm

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 24 Mar @ 6:00pm

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Apr @ 6:59am

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.
Unlocked 11 Mar @ 7:02am

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked 10 Mar @ 5:30pm

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked 10 Mar @ 1:25pm

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.
Unlocked 18 Mar @ 8:17am

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 17 Apr @ 8:28am

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked 12 Mar @ 7:27am

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).
Unlocked 2 Apr @ 7:02pm

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked 28 Feb @ 9:34am

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.
Unlocked 25 Feb @ 6:12am

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 6 Apr @ 9:53am

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.
Unlocked 7 Mar @ 12:45pm

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked 7 Mar @ 1:30pm

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked 8 Mar @ 7:12pm

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked 9 Mar @ 8:55am

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked 9 Mar @ 12:08pm

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked 10 Mar @ 7:41am

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked 10 Mar @ 10:24am

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked 10 Mar @ 5:39pm

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked 11 Mar @ 7:08pm

Army of me

Have 400 You.
Unlocked 13 Mar @ 4:56pm

Know thyself

Have 450 You.
Unlocked 18 Mar @ 2:34pm

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.
Unlocked 15 Apr @ 7:10am

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.
Unlocked 19 May @ 10:18am

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 8 Mar @ 7:31pm

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 10 Mar @ 7:10am

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 10 Mar @ 6:50pm

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked 10 Mar @ 6:50pm

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked 11 Mar @ 6:29am

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
Unlocked 11 Mar @ 6:33am

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
Unlocked 12 Mar @ 6:58am

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
Unlocked 12 Mar @ 4:40pm

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
Unlocked 13 Mar @ 4:57pm

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.
Unlocked 13 Mar @ 7:25pm

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.
Unlocked 14 Mar @ 6:06pm

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 18 Mar @ 7:28pm

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.
Unlocked 21 Mar @ 5:44am

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.
Unlocked 31 Mar @ 5:41pm

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 16 Apr @ 2:38pm

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.
Unlocked 20 Apr @ 6:04pm

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.
Unlocked 1 May @ 8:09am

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.
Unlocked 24 May @ 1:16pm

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked 7 Mar @ 1:29pm

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 8 Mar @ 8:38pm

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.
Unlocked 23 Mar @ 9:35am



Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Introspection

Have 700 You.

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
+11

11 hidden achievements remaining

Details for each achievement will be revealed once unlocked