Giggsy
Washington, United States
 
 
A photon goes to a hotel to check in. The bell hop asks him if he needs help with his luggage, and he says "no thanks, I'm traveling light".
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A string walks into a bar. Bartender says, "we don't serve strings." the string then walks out the bar, messes up his hair and ties himself in a loop & goes back and ask for a drink. Bartender says, "hey, aren't you that string I just kicked out?" string says, "no sir, I'm a frayed knot."

I bought the world's worst thesaurus yesterday. Not only is it terrible, it's terrible.
Kommentarer
John Wayne 21. mars 2018 kl. 23.50 
you're gay
dots 3. mars 2017 kl. 19.23 
hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx
m1 18. feb. 2017 kl. 23.26 
+rep has aids
monky.T 11. aug. 2016 kl. 14.54 
+rep best memer NA
bradley 5. aug. 2016 kl. 16.09 
+rep is a blatant hacker
NRG | Tabsen 3. aug. 2016 kl. 8.55 
+rep is a God