Giggsy
Washington, United States
 
 
A photon goes to a hotel to check in. The bell hop asks him if he needs help with his luggage, and he says "no thanks, I'm traveling light".
Actuellement hors ligne
:^)
A string walks into a bar. Bartender says, "we don't serve strings." the string then walks out the bar, messes up his hair and ties himself in a loop & goes back and ask for a drink. Bartender says, "hey, aren't you that string I just kicked out?" string says, "no sir, I'm a frayed knot."

I bought the world's worst thesaurus yesterday. Not only is it terrible, it's terrible.
Commentaires
John Wayne 21 mars 2018 à 23h50 
you're gay
dots 3 mars 2017 à 19h23 
hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx
m1 18 févr. 2017 à 23h26 
+rep has aids
monky.T 11 aout 2016 à 14h54 
+rep best memer NA
bradley 5 aout 2016 à 16h09 
+rep is a blatant hacker
NRG | Tabsen 3 aout 2016 à 8h55 
+rep is a God