Cool man, I'm happy you told me that. Want a popsicle?

Dumbest review I've heard in my entire life.

Haha. Likewise, since having the game (even though my hour count isn't leet supreme amounts), I've had zero hackers come into play. Of course you will get those that will be like "OH MY GOD DUDE DID YOU SEE THAT HEADSHOT", to which I usually react "bro that was almost illegal" instead of accusing him to be a hacker lmao. I don't mean illegal literally, it's just banter btw.

Of course, the Maplestory loser has a private profile so people can't give him shit for giving an idiot. I've bene playing since the game's release and never encountered a cheater. If it happens, it doesn't happen often.

I like your dad. :)

People that use "hacks" have issues. These issues could be many many things and could be caused by many many things. BUT, if you feel you must cheat in a vidio game what does that say about you. It's like my father always said, "if a man will steal a soda from you he will steal anything".

It's over a thousand days old. It is irrelevant. This Steam account has been alive since 2011. You're just trying to bring up anything to support your point which further justifies that you have no real point(s) to make.

So what if I've only played for 6.7 hours? That is a long time in my opinion, I don't need 3487340987,34983704,34093847 hours on a game to be seen as an important reviewer, and this review was mean to be comical.

You're taking games too seriously my dude, sit back and relax for a change. There are no hackers that me or my friends have experienced whom I've asked just to back up what I'm saying, stop living in the world where you get mad and instantly call anyone and everyone a hacker.

Only going to respond to serious feedback from here on, cheers for your support by the way guys (on the review).

and yeah, i dun even have time to see your profile that u have vac, and lol once chaeter, forever chaeter, like ur vac, forever on ur profile.. rekt

6 hours on record, of course you "never experienced such things"
meh.. maybe you should see what youtube have lol

You're missing the point here.
A) I'm not a cheater. I have a VAC ban that is over a 1000 days old and none of your business bud.

And B) I have not seen nor experienced cheaters. This is merely a comedic & honest review, lighten up.

I recommend Dirty Bomb for being a ton of fun, the legitimacy of gameplay has been proven to be true in my perspective.