Want to run fast and dodge a bunch of dangerous stuff like explosives, bullets, and fire? Want to be a annoying piece of _____?

Want to disregard all laws of physics and fly threw the air by propelling yourself upward and forward with dangerous explosives as a lead poisoned American?

Want to burn down your enemy(s) (or friends) with fire and whack them to death with a hammer (or rake. or axe.) while dreaming about rainbows and singing Do You Believe in Magic, by The Lovin' Spoonful?

Want to waste four hundred thousand dollars by shooting a mini gun for 12 seconds? Want to eat sandviches? Want to give out sandviches?


Want to disregard laws of physics (again) and fly threw the air by propelling yourself with dangerous explosives as a drunk Scottish one eyed man? Want to chop heads off with a haunted sword? Want to drink a lot of Scotch whisky?

Want to create self building automatic dangerous metal machines that shoot people?

Want to play the free version of Battlefield or COD? Want to 360 no scope head shot people? Want to click on heads?

Want to become everyone's most loved or hated person by shoving a anti death ray hoses into butts? Want to play doctor by running at people and shooting them with many slightly dangerous needles that may or may not heal them?

Want to shank people with butter knifes? Want to play hide and seek? Want to click on heads without a scope?

Want to wear hats and play dress up?
Want to get hyped for new updates, only to receive disappointment, but then forgetting all about your disappointment just in time to get hyped up again for another new update that probably would bring you more disappointment?
Want to waste endless hours fighting over worthless gravel?
Want to play a game with a wonderful community?
Want to waste large amounts of money on virtual pixels?
Want to gamble?
Want to collect them all?
Want to play a game with a very large skill ceiling?

Then TF2 may be for you.

#FixTF2

Want to run fast and dodge a bunch of dangerous stuff like explosives, bullets, and fire? Want to be a annoying piece of _____? Want to disregard all laws of physics and fly threw the air by propelling yourself upward and forward with dangerous explosives as a lead poisoned American? Want to burn down your enemy(s) (or friends) with fire and whack them to death with a hammer (or rake. or axe.) while dreaming about rainbows and singing Do You Believe in Magic, by The Lovin' Spoonful? Want to waste four hundred thousand dollars by shooting a mini gun for 12 seconds? Want to eat sandviches? Want to give out sandviches? Want to disregard laws of physics (again) and fly threw the air by propelling yourself with dangerous explosives as a drunk Scottish one eyed man? Want to chop heads off with a haunted sword? Want to drink a lot of Scotch whisky? Want to create self building automatic dangerous metal machines that shoot people? Want to play the free version of Battlefield or COD? Want to 360 no scope head shot people? Want to click on heads? Want to become everyone's most loved or hated person by shoving a anti death ray hoses into butts? Want to play doctor by running at people and shooting them with many slightly dangerous needles that may or may not heal them? Want to shank people with butter knifes? Want to play hide and seek? Want to click on heads without a scope? Want to wear hats and play dress up? Want to get hyped for new updates, only to receive disappointment, but then forgetting all about your disappointment just in time to get hyped up again for another new update that probably would bring you more disappointment? Want to waste endless hours fighting over worthless gravel? Want to play a game with a wonderful community? Want to waste large amounts of money on virtual pixels? Want to gamble? Want to collect them all? Want to play a game with a very large skill ceiling? Then TF2 may be for you. #FixTF2