Finny Douglas "Dime A Dozen" Dean, sometimes known by the nickname "Gfert", was an American visual novel player and businessman who attained notoriety during the When They Cry era as the co-founder and boss of the zoo wee mama text chat. His seven-year reign as a world renowned visual novel professional ended when he went to prison at the age of 33 for his awful takes.

Finny Dean was born in New York City in 1899 to Italian immigrants. He joined the Five Games Bought On Steam An Hour gang as a teenager and became a bouncer in organized crime premises such as brothels and mental hospitals where he could often be found forcing people to re-read Umineko, especially victims who were placed under tentative care due to their first reading of the VN. In his early twenties, Finny moved to Chicago and became a bodyguard and trusted factotum for the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Congregation of Umineko Fans, and was politically protected through the discord vc fallacy.

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