Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year

Scully: What makes you think they care about us anymore, anyway?
Mulder: So why have you bothered to come here covertly?
Scully: Because I realized that it was the only way that you
would see me.

"The X-Files: Little Green Men"
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Hope not, lest ye be disappointed.
-- M. Horner
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Never try to explain computers to a layman. It's easier to explain
sex to a virgin.
-- Robert Heinlein

(Note, however, that virgins tend to know a lot about computers.)
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Footnote: The calendar of the Theocracy of Muntab counts down, not up. No-one knows why, but it might not be a good idea to hang around and find out.
(Wyrd Sisters)
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If all else fails, immortality can always be assured by spectacular error.
-- John Kenneth Galbraith
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One would like to stroke and caress human beings, but one dares not do so,
because they bite.
-- Vladimir Il'ich Lenin
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It's me from reddit. Checking ut your Wishlist now.

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I meant derpy but got auto corrected by my iPad D:

OMG its derby!!!!!!!!! Hi :P