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Posted: 18 Jan, 2024 @ 2:24pm
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Hellol comrade.
Welcome to Arma 3 ! The place where the war is real !
My name is Pavel and I am local war criminal from CSAT, I am going to teach you how to fight in this place of nothing !
So yes comrade, you got the kalashnikov ? It's simple how to use it ! You just need to reload and shoot ! What if it gonna jam ? You just throw it on the ground and Russian Dance on it ! Then pick it up and it's like new !.

Now comrade, you got a car and you see the tank. You propably wonder how quick you gonna die ? Not today ! Now u
have the oportunity to attack ! Just ram your car into a tank and it gonna fly away to the nearest country on the continent !

Now comrade, you have the most important training. Do you see that helicopter who wants to steal vodka from your friends ? You need to put the huge buildings on your car ! You need to put the whole hospital on your car vertically and rush on that helicopter ! Good luck with fly swapping !

Okay comrade, you got the basic training, now you have to serve the fatherrland and kill everything what is moving ! Dosvidanya !
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