Third Baron of the Upconing Roman Caliphate (sic.), related to high-ranking european bureaucrat by bus line and future international human rights criminal defense lawyer.

Mostly here for the "vibes", couldn't care less about those shooty-shoot phallic-stage monkey games everyone here entertains themselves with. My acquaintances keep gifting me them and I every time I explain that I don't want to indulge in that infantile recreation they call me a "whiny pissboy", even though it's already been three years since the last time I had an issue with that.

Feel free to talk in the comment box, as long as:

1. You argue in good faith with no "logical fallacy" gaslighting involved.
2. Stay responsible for your actions and what you say.
3. No talk about those ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ "Jack's" I keep seeing on social media.