Recent reviews by gd cologne

Frustratingly wonderful!

The fairest unfair game I've ever played.

Hundreds of hours of replay value. This game never gets old no matter how much you play it, every run always feels so unique

Although the game is fairly short and still in alpha, every level is beautifully unique and polished - you'll definitely be coming back and replaying them. Every new mechanic is explored in super creative + technical ways, and plenty of music theory is applied along the way.

Amazing storytelling, well designed puzzles, and an INCREDIBLE amount of polish. This non-game is definitely worth experiencing

A hundred brilliant ideas packed into one cute roguelike with hours and hours of content. It can get pretty RNG dependent at times but it can usually be overcome with a little bit of strategy and planning ahead.

10 out of heckin' 10

Before I played Garfield Kart, I was nobody. A loner with no friends, always sitting in the dark waiting for time to pass. My family was poor as well. Three starving children living in a cold house with no heating, and parents who struggle to get food put on the table each night. When suddenly, everything changed. Garfield Kart, the game rumoured to contain the meaning of life, was 80% off. Excited, I ran to the only thing of value in our house, the computer, and spent our family's last dollar on the game of my dreams.

Garfield Kart was, and will always be, the greatest thing to ever happen to me. Those around me were shocked to discover that I play such a wonderful game. Before I knew it, my IQ was higher than that of some of the greatest minds in the world. Elon Musk, Stephen Hawking, you name it. Not only that, but Garfield Kart saved our family as well. Our household no longer needed any form of heating, as the computer's graphics card did all the work for us. We could use it to cook all the food we needed as well. Our family was saved.

Thank you, Garfield Kart. My life would never have been the same without you.