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Recent reviews by Karl H. Marx

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62.4 hrs on record (34.8 hrs at review time)
Eu sou um pai de 45 anos, provavelmente uma das pessoas mais velhas a jogar este jogo. Sou pai solteiro criando meu filho, que agora tem 14 anos. Meu filho ganhou este jogo no Natal de 2022 de seu tio, então o instalamos em seu computador e ele começou a jogar. Até o final da semana ele tinha 24 horas neste jogo. Isso foi horrível para mim, pois já era difícil encontrar maneiras de passar o tempo com meu filho, pois ele está sempre com os amigos ou apenas assistindo ao YouTube. Então eu decidi ativar de novo minha conta no Steam e pegar esse jogo para ver se eu poderia jogar ao lado dele. Eu comprei o jogo, escolhi uma civilização comecei a jogar, mas eu não sabia jogar pois o último que joguei tinha sido o Age of Empires I. Pedi ajuda ao meu filho e ele organizou um jogo para eu participar. Adorei, pois foi o melhor momento que passei com meu filho desde que minha esposa morreu. Desde então, esse jogo aproximou eu e meu filho novamente e agora passamos um tempo juntos fora de casa também. Este jogo me lembrou que há diversão em tudo, e trouxe muitas lembranças felizes para mim e meu filho.
Posted 24 December, 2022.
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5.3 hrs on record (1.8 hrs at review time)
At first, I thought chess was hard. This is nothing like playing chess. This is a more like running from a rolling boulder, and knives are falling at you from the sky at every move. Good luck trying to win this game.
Posted 30 July, 2020.
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1.6 hrs on record (1.6 hrs at review time)
Essa é a melhor ferramenta para personalizar o plano de fundo do Windows.
Posted 18 July, 2020.
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194.9 hrs on record (126.3 hrs at review time)
Menos estressante que Dota.
Posted 14 June, 2020.
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14.9 hrs on record (8.9 hrs at review time)
Life is Strange tem a melhor história de todos jogos que joguei.
Posted 24 July, 2017.
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90.0 hrs on record (81.6 hrs at review time)
O melhor jogo de administração e construção de colônias, sem discussões. Se você gosta de simuladores de cidades, isso é para você!
Posted 25 June, 2017.
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1 person found this review helpful
0.5 hrs on record
I have three words to describe my feelings for this game.
"♥♥♥♥, Emily is Away!"
Posted 8 November, 2016.
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1 person found this review helpful
5.0 hrs on record
Played the game for three hours, and now I understand the Game of Thrones as good as Little-finger.
Posted 13 August, 2016.
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2 people found this review helpful
5.2 hrs on record (1.0 hrs at review time)
Mounty Python made a song about the meaning of life that I should reconstruct:

There are good games in the world, there are bad games
There are great games, and average , and then trash
There are those that are said to be sacred but
No Man's Sky is no one of them.

It's a promising game
And has been this this since the day it was born.
And the one thing they say promising games
They'll take you as soon as you're announced.

They don't have to be actually played
They don't have to have a good story
They don't have to have any previous testers
They're promising games since their concept is announced.
Because
Every pre-sale is sacred
Every pre-sale is great
If a pre-sale is wasted
Sean Murray gets quite irate

Every crash is procedural
Every crash is different
If a crash is not single
Sean Murray gets quite irate

Let the heathens test their game
On the dusty ground
Sean Murray shall make them pay
For each crash that can't be found

Every crash report is wanted
Every crash report is good
Every crash reportis needed
Because Hello Games can't hire testers in the neighbourhood

Good games, excellent games, perfect games
Are just developers waste of time
Sean Murray loves those gamers
who play the crap that is brought

No Man's Sky is sacred
No Man's Sky is great
If No Man's Sky is refunded
Sean Murray gets quite irate

Every dollar is sacred
Every dollar is good
Every dollar is requested
To fill Hello Games hood.

Every dollar is useful
Every dollar is fine
Sean Murray needs everybody's
Mine, yours and his

Let the bad developers drown us
O'er trash, non-tested games
Gaben shall strike them down for
Each dollar that's spilt in vain

Every refund is sacred
Every refund is good
Every refund is seeked
To save our money funds.

All the money is recovered
All our effort was great
Gaben helped us
to put end to No Man's Sky, our disgrace.
Posted 12 August, 2016. Last edited 12 August, 2016.
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2 people found this review helpful
24.8 hrs on record (12.8 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
Zeds. Lots of them. Don't forget your big guns.
Posted 12 April, 2016.
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