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He promised cake, all I got was ♥♥♥♥.

The guy below me knew what he was getting into and pussied out. Stop trying to convince people you didn't want what you got. I didn't force anything on you. It was a friendly heterosexual encounter, nothing more. I respect everyone's boundaries and personal space, and I expect the same in return. For anyone reading this, know that this account of events is far from accurate. I'm all for having a good time playing games, but I always respect others and their comfort zones. If you ever want to team up for a match or get ♥♥♥♥♥♥ while you're asleep, don't hesitate to hit me up.

After a good game in MW2, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great COD and most importantly true friendship.
He invited me to his house for a LAN party. I accepted the invite and he said that he was looking forward to meeting me in real life.
When I arrived to his house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard ♥♥♥♥ push against my leg. I punched him and then ran home. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.
-rep

*jaw drops to floor, eyes pop out of sockets accompanied by trumpets, heart beats out of chest, awooga awooga sound effect, pulls chain on train whistle that has appeared next to head as steam blows out, slams fists on table, rattling any plates, bowls or silverware, whistles loudly, fireworks shoot from top of head, pants loudly as tongue hangs out of mouth, wipes comically large bead of sweat from forehead, clears throat, straightens tie, combs hair* Ahem, you look very lovely.

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