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Recommended
0.0 hrs last two weeks / 0.4 hrs on record (0.3 hrs at review time)
Posted: 2 Aug, 2016 @ 10:00am
Updated: 13 Aug, 2016 @ 11:04am

My experience with this game:
-Buys game
-Grabs Vodka and Adidas clothing
-Starts game
-Goes to Russia and does Slav dance
-Dies to bear
-Takes a shot of Vodka
-Continues playing
-Goes to bar in Balkan
-Shouts AN NUU CHEEKI BREEKI VI DAMKE
-A SQUAD OF AMERIANSKI KURWAS APPEAR,
-FIGHTS OFF AMERICANSKI SPIES and Wrestles bears.
-Dies to seceond bear
-Gets off computer
-Takes vodka and goes outside
-Slav squat with Gopniks around fire.
I gib 9/10, no Boris and more Slavic Countries
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5 Comments
Unhappy_Valentine 7 Aug, 2016 @ 5:45pm 
You are a Slav among Slavs.Ура
gatofuerte41024 7 Aug, 2016 @ 7:43am 
This is Slav simulator, I spoke in more than one language (Russian and a little Polish)
AlueeN 7 Aug, 2016 @ 2:59am 
I didn't know we Balkans spoke russian.
gatofuerte41024 3 Aug, 2016 @ 7:52am 
ok
Antiga 3 Aug, 2016 @ 4:26am 
Shit review.