I HATE BABIES. im the kind of guy who likes games that focus on realism in visuals while removing the pains of realism in the actual gameplay. Think: GTA, COD, Forza, etc. Realistic but by no means real at all. Im also not the kind of gamer who can ever really finish a game to 100% without getting bored. It take alot to keep me involved. To me, the Fallout series is the perfect mix of everything. Ive played a few Kojima games, but only really finished the first couple metal gear games on earlier gen consoles. That being said; WHAT THE HECK IS THIS? AM I CRYING? HOW LONG CAN I MAKE NORMAN REEDUS GO WITHOUT A SHOWER? AM I PEEING ON THE SCARIEST THINGS IVE EVER SEEN? WHAT DOES THIS BUTTON DO?

Play the game offline first. Get as far as you can with no help. Play the game on the hardest setting or else its much too easy. Dont spend too much time in the first map, Move on to central area as soon as you can, come back later to dominate. Learn to whistle or play the harmonica. Dont focus too much on any of the deliveries beyond heartman. Go for it. Finish the game by yourself offline. THEN GO BACK AND START OVER ONLINE. Have fun. This game will change who you are inside. If you are depressed, It will undepress you. This game will leave you begging for more.