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0.0 hrs last two weeks / 0.7 hrs on record (0.1 hrs at review time)
Posted: 17 Mar @ 11:18pm

Early Access Review
I am VERY SAD with Battle Grounds III . . .. The game is FUN and helps me REMEMBER my ANCESTORS in the CIVIL WAR, but the COMMUNITY SERVERS are FULL of STRANGE PEOPLE who KEEP ASKING me to do "WankChat." asking me if I'm a SEASONED Gooner . . . I DON'T KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS and it's MAKING ME VERY UNCOMFORTABLE . . . They KEEP ASKING for "Mumble"? or "Discord" or SKYPE, but I CAN'T GIVE OUT my SKYPE because it's for MY professional BUSINESS . . . . I'm NOT SURE what they WANT from me with all this "wankchatting," but it's TOO MUCH . . . The HARASSMENT has gone TOO FAR.

And ON TOP of that, the GAME seems to be DOING STRANGE THINGS to my COMPUTER . . . It's HIJACKING my KEYBOARD and TURNING on STICKY KEYS and FORCING LETTERS TO BE CAPITALIZED. . . I don't UNDERSTAND why this is HAPPENING . . . It's LIKE a CHINESE TROJAN HORSE or SOMETHING.

I just wanted to PLAY a GAME and REMEMBER my ANCESTORS, but instead, I'm DEALING with STRANGE PEOPLE and COMPUTER PROBLEMS . . . It's NOT FAIR. I think it would be BETTER if the COMMUNITY WASN'T so DERANGED and if the GAME DIDN'T HAVE all these TECHNICAL ISSUES.
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