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127 of 127 (100%) Achievements Earned::

Personal Achievements
 

Boulder of Death

Hit the party with the Boulder of Death.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2014 @ 12:58pm

Pedestrian

Find the Sanctum 1 Walker Statue
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2014 @ 1:25pm

LOEK master

Find the Sanctum 2 Walker Statue
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2014 @ 1:14pm

FINALLY

Become the master of the goat tower.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2014 @ 12:55pm

Goat of the hill

Everything the light touches is your kingdom.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2014 @ 12:44pm

What is its purpose?

Thrash the Goathenge
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2014 @ 1:32pm

Devil Goat

We are each our own devil, and we make this world our hell.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2014 @ 1:13pm

Angel Goat

Do no evil.
Unlocked 4 Apr, 2014 @ 8:45am

Around the World on 5 Trampolines

Visit 5 trampolines in one jump, bouncing on each trampoline once.
Unlocked 7 Aug @ 8:14pm

Trying to bring forth Sanctum 3?

Sacrifice the 3 Sanctum items.
Unlocked 22 Jul @ 4:05pm

Involuntary QA

Ooops, the game seems to have crashed.
Unlocked 25 Jan, 2016 @ 7:44am

The Flapmaster

Score 10 points in Flappy Goat.
Unlocked 7 Aug @ 9:19pm

I can't believe that worked

Do 10 front flips in one trick.
Unlocked 4 Apr, 2014 @ 2:32pm

Cardio kills your gains

Drag a person into the treadmill with your tongue.
Unlocked 4 Apr, 2014 @ 2:27pm

Rymdskepp i Rymden

Travel to space!
Unlocked 4 Apr, 2014 @ 2:20pm

Try Hard

Find all the trophies in Goat Ville!
Unlocked 22 Jul @ 6:11pm

Alexander Goatstafsson

Win the title bout!
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2014 @ 1:29pm

Goat Queen

Become the Queen of Goat Ville
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2014 @ 12:55pm

Mattress Madness

Bounce 100 times on mattresses within 30 seconds.
Unlocked 22 Jul @ 4:26pm

Mile High Club

Lick the Hanging Glider.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2014 @ 12:53pm

Dodge This

Make sure the Hillbilly never drives again.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2014 @ 12:58pm

Flip-Kick

Kick something in the air while doing a backflip
Unlocked 7 Aug @ 8:34pm

Maximum MLG Big Plays

Knock a bucket into a person
Unlocked 25 Jan, 2016 @ 7:44am

Powerhoof SMASH

Kick a person into a car
Unlocked 22 Jul @ 4:30pm

Demogoat

Have 10 gas cannisters explode at the same time
Unlocked 1 Mar, 2015 @ 11:43pm

Here's Johnny!

Wield an axe with your tongue
Unlocked 22 Jul @ 2:23pm

The mage's favourite

Burn people from afar
Unlocked 22 Jul @ 2:50pm

Stand by for Goatfall

Finish all wallrun quest
Unlocked 22 Jul @ 1:25pm

Tony Goat

Finish all manual quests
Unlocked 22 Jul @ 6:43pm

The Savage

Paint with all the colors of the wind
Unlocked 22 Jul @ 3:22pm

Goats 'n' Stuff

Hold your own concert
Unlocked 25 Jan, 2016 @ 7:44am

Disgusting

Why did you step in that? Yuck
Unlocked 22 Jul @ 1:28pm

Don't Panic

srsly
Unlocked 22 Jul @ 4:14pm

Columbian Sugar Lord

Ride the boat while on a sugar rush
Unlocked 7 Aug @ 8:54pm

Builder Goat

Find all the blocks
Unlocked 7 Aug @ 8:31pm

GoatBuilt

Get on top of the Parkour obstacle course
Unlocked 22 Jul @ 3:39pm

Hat Simulator

Buy all hats
Unlocked 7 Aug @ 9:44pm

A Story about my elevator

Get up on the skyscraper without using the elevator
Unlocked 25 Jan, 2016 @ 7:44am

Ling Ling into battle go

Fight the turtles
Unlocked 22 Jul @ 1:29pm

One Ball

Ride a bike for 60 sec
Unlocked 7 Aug @ 8:09pm

Neckbeard

Smell and look like one
Unlocked 7 Aug @ 9:51pm

Vegas, baby!

Hit The jackpot.
Unlocked 22 Jul @ 2:58pm

I freaking love goats

Find all the trophies in Goat City Bay.
Unlocked 6 Aug @ 12:38pm

Is that a goat?

Lick the rollercoaster with 6 batteries attached
Unlocked 7 Aug @ 8:46pm

SteamWorld Goat

Get to a depth of 200 in SteamWorld Goat.
Unlocked 7 Aug @ 10:32pm

Valkyrie

Go on the catapult with a rider on your back
Unlocked 7 Aug @ 8:24pm

A story about my goat

I'm sorry about my goat
Unlocked 25 Jan, 2016 @ 7:44am

Better than Warlords of Dredmor

Reach level 101
Unlocked 5 Aug @ 12:59pm

Butthurt

Do a lot of hurt. With your butt.
Unlocked 22 Jul @ 1:46pm

Sällskapsresan

Visit all zones on the MMO level
Unlocked 5 Aug @ 1:17pm

Steve's Quest

Give Steve Works the apples
Unlocked 22 Jul @ 1:52pm

BFF

Lick a friend
Unlocked 7 Aug @ 7:55pm

Jousting Goat

Unlock the jousting mutator
Unlocked 5 Aug @ 1:21pm

Mermaid Goat

Unlock the mermaid mutator
Unlocked 5 Aug @ 1:24pm

Wheel Goat

Unlock the wheel of time mutator
Unlocked 5 Aug @ 1:38pm

Old Goat

OMG IS THAT WHAT I THINK IT IS?
Unlocked 5 Aug @ 1:42pm

ExcaliGoat

Unlock the ExcaliGoat mutator
Unlocked 5 Aug @ 1:48pm

Jörgen

Jörgen.
Unlocked 5 Aug @ 1:54pm

Gravity Goat

Unlock the gravity goat mutator
Unlocked 5 Aug @ 10:34am

Not again...

Get deviously trapped again
Unlocked 5 Aug @ 2:02pm

Boat ride

Enjoy your trip
Unlocked 5 Aug @ 2:08pm

Music Non Stop

Jump on the launchpad
Unlocked 5 Aug @ 2:12pm

Elfstreet Boys

Baa with the choir
Unlocked 5 Aug @ 2:21pm

Voluntary QA

Trash the server room
Unlocked 5 Aug @ 2:24pm

One man, two shots and a religion

Inflate that guy's knee
Unlocked 5 Aug @ 2:27pm

An Unnecessary Journey

Throw the dwarf Bilbo into the lava
Unlocked 5 Aug @ 2:32pm

Steal the show

Do a card trick at the magician
Unlocked 5 Aug @ 2:38pm

Goatta catch 'em all!

How do you catch goats?
Unlocked 6 Aug @ 12:11pm

Malleus Maleficarum

Burn them!
Unlocked 6 Aug @ 12:52pm

Love or Hate?

Find all the trophies on the MMO Level.
Unlocked 6 Aug @ 1:13pm

The Icelandic Experience

It never erupts when you want it to.
Unlocked 6 Aug @ 1:17pm

The goa'th amendment

Craft all the weapons in one game
Unlocked 28 Jul @ 7:10am

Survivalist

Craft all items in one game
Unlocked 28 Jul @ 8:57am

Survive for your life

Survive 10 days
Unlocked 28 Jul @ 7:58am

Shattered dreams

Crystallize and break 30 zombies in one game
Unlocked 28 Jul @ 12:04pm

Zombie slayer

Kill 20 zombies in one game
Unlocked 28 Jul @ 7:20am

Don't starve

Eat 50 food items in one game
Unlocked 28 Jul @ 12:14pm

Hang tight

Paraglide in the air for 1 minute
Unlocked 28 Jul @ 12:20pm

Too much fun

Kill 7 zombies with one minifun
Unlocked 28 Jul @ 12:25pm

Goat from above

Hit 5 zombies in one bullet dive
Unlocked 28 Jul @ 12:33pm

Look at it go!

Hit 4 at once with a voodoo bomb
Unlocked 28 Jul @ 12:39pm

I Am Goat

Play GoatSimSim for 5 minutes
Unlocked 29 Jul @ 6:13am

Big in japan

Beat the whiplash course without getting wet
Unlocked 29 Jul @ 6:16am

Masterchef

Make the stew taste as good as HUMANLY possible
Unlocked 29 Jul @ 6:22am

A new challenger has appeared

Clear 25 survival quests in one game
Unlocked 29 Jul @ 8:33am

Warm bath

Use the slippery slide to land in the kiddie pool
Unlocked 29 Jul @ 8:33am

Hoarder

Find all the trophies in GoatZ
Unlocked 29 Jul @ 9:47am

I am Bread

Are you bread?
Unlocked 7 Aug @ 8:20pm

The Big Score

Find all the trophies on the Payday Level.
Unlocked 3 Aug @ 3:38pm

What’s the count?

Win 3 hands at a Blackjack table.
Unlocked 4 Aug @ 4:00pm

Retirement

Just finish that one LAST job.
Unlocked 4 Aug @ 4:59pm

Rocket League

Show off your vehicle air control skills in the desert.
Unlocked 4 Aug @ 5:11pm

Le Voyage Dans la Lune.

A Trip to the Moon.
Unlocked 4 Aug @ 5:16pm

Itsamee!

Use a cannon to travel to the Island in the Sky.
Unlocked 3 Aug @ 3:30pm

Suppress the Suppressor

Throw 5 police officers into prison.
Unlocked 4 Aug @ 5:22pm

Plentiful masquerade

Wear 30 masks at once.
Unlocked 4 Aug @ 5:24pm

The Song of my People

Listen to the whole pan flute song.
Unlocked 4 Aug @ 5:28pm

Bounce it!

Enable the hydraulic cars.
Unlocked 4 Aug @ 5:30pm

The Cow Whisperer

Charm a cow using Valentino Salami.
Unlocked 4 Aug @ 5:31pm

You raise me up!

Use Dolph Spaghetti to lift a crewmember on top of the tallest building.
Unlocked 4 Aug @ 5:34pm

Fifty Shades of NPC

Hogtie 50 NPCs.
Unlocked 4 Aug @ 5:45pm

Camel Cavalry

Spray the dancers using Humphrey Ciabatta.
Unlocked 4 Aug @ 5:50pm

Goatipede

Lick all crew members together to form a Goatipede.
Unlocked 4 Aug @ 5:54pm

Goatfellas

Gather the crew for some drive-in movies.
Unlocked 4 Aug @ 5:56pm

Dastardly

Place a Hogtied NPC on the train tracks.
Unlocked 4 Aug @ 5:41pm

Goat Theft Auto

Headbutt someone out of their car, then run them over!
Unlocked 4 Aug @ 5:58pm

Use the sword, goat

Pickup a photon sword as father or good goat.
Unlocked 23 Jul @ 4:29pm

Be not afreight

Destroy all freighters.
Unlocked 27 Jul @ 4:21am

Ruler of the seven skies

Blow up all pirate ships.
Unlocked 27 Jul @ 4:20am

Bacon marauder

Shoot down 30 police ships.
Unlocked 27 Jul @ 4:08am

Miner inconvenience

Destroy 100 asteroids.
Unlocked 27 Jul @ 4:53am

What came first? The alien or the egg?

Headbutt all alien eggs.
Unlocked 27 Jul @ 5:39am

The puke machine

Complete centrifuge event.
Unlocked 27 Jul @ 5:44am

Sweet collection!

Find 10 trophies.
Unlocked 27 Jul @ 6:46am

Wow is that a limited edition?

Find 20 trophies.
Unlocked 27 Jul @ 7:08am

NERD!

Find all trophies in Space.
Unlocked 27 Jul @ 9:43am

Gather $1000000

I wanna be a baahlionaire.
Unlocked 27 Jul @ 11:15am

Captain industry

Mine 10 pieces of channitatium.
Unlocked 27 Jul @ 10:40am

My little brony

Find all the pony horses.
Unlocked 27 Jul @ 10:49am

Testaholic

Complete test chambers.
Unlocked 27 Jul @ 9:43am

It's working... IT'S WORKING!

Run wild with the podracer.
Unlocked 27 Jul @ 10:55am

Fund this!

Headbutt Lawrence S.Windler in his lair.
Unlocked 27 Jul @ 11:02am

splishy splashy wibbly wobbly timey wimey

Visit the badehaus.
Unlocked 27 Jul @ 7:23am

Ready for the grill

Wrap a garl'eek in tinfoil.
Unlocked 27 Jul @ 11:09am

The world is your canvas

Tag 10 walls.
Unlocked 28 Jul @ 2:50am

Spend money to make money

Put a money crate in the mining shredder.
Unlocked 28 Jul @ 2:53am

That's Fedorable

Wear 30 things as a hat at the same time.
Unlocked 28 Jul @ 2:57am