Loser to tanner: "Dont talk about Bryce anymore, or I'm gonna stab you"
Me: "......I like to have some bryce with my Chinese food"
Everyone else: "Oh yeah, bryce is really good!"
Bear: "I prefer white bryce"
Taco&Dwolx: "That's racist! brown bryce is good too!"
Me: "I dont think Ive even had brown bryce"
Bear: "You should try it! Mexican bryce is good too"
Dwolx: "They make asian bryce too!
Taco: "I like to have bryce with my tortilla. And some white bread"
Loser: "omg stahp"

Bear ʕ　•ᴥ•ʔ: "wuufie"

Killer: "360 no soap/soup!"

Dwolx: "you can do what you want, but I dont care"

Me: "Explicundul, let down your Mexican delicacies. aka Bear"
Bear: *hysterical laughter*

Bear: "let's all just pee in a circle to scare the witch away!"

Elizabeth: "I'm goin back on tor"
Me: "Torbjorn?"
Bear: "torbjoorrn!"
Dwolx: "attack torbjorn ;)"
Bear: "noo"

Me: *comments on Bear's profile*
Bear: "Whoa hey, I dabbed 1st. I'm the original dab. If the dab dies, I die!"
Tiger: *laughs*
Dwolx: "I read that as daze 1st."
Bear: "noooo"

Tiger:"Im gonna make my OWN quote thing, and only quote myself."
Bear: "lol really?"

Tiger: "Who else has quotes? My ego must grow."
Bear: "I think it's just George, me and Gamzee"
Tiger: "Oh.. :("

Dwolx: "One day, Im gonna go through all my old recordings of Garry's Mod and type the quotes"
Tiger: "Wait, you recorded our sessions?!"
Dwolx: "Yeah!"
Tiger: "♥♥♥♥, I said some pretty messed up stuff. Sorry mom, Im not goin to school anymore."

2015 Gamzee award winners:
-hairiest: Bear ʕ　•ᴥ•ʔ
-biggest scrub: xXxGingerGodxXx
-biggest weeaboo: Taco
-Senpai award: Dwolx
-most likely to kill a pastry: Muffin Man
-pikachu award: Killer
-Savage award (given by LB): me

2016 add-ins:
-most likely to make random noises: Loser
-steals the most trinkets from friends: Bear
-gay OTP: George & Elizabeth
-Canadia award: Blue Tiger

2019 add-ins:
-soup award: Killer
-dream award: Dwolx

2021 add-ins:
-untaggable name: Amber
-most likely to cut someone: Ezzy