Hate this guy so much. I was doing a perfect Venice Deity OCC (One City Challenge for you noobs) in Civ 5 (all the dlcs, minus two niche map packs that let you play on the moon), and this guy somehow took over an AI and started building wonders in 1-2 turns while advancing 3 techs per turn. I don't know how he did it, but I also don't understand being so deranged as to willingly build Angkor Wat.

-rep, he hyped me up for osrs leagues but quit half way through, abandoning our ♥♥♥♥-erotic culinary couple RP playthrough

dude griefed my warframe relics by summoning a stalker specter that got radiated and kept lifting my entire party
what the hell man

This guy invited me to play borderlands 3 and then proceeded to take all off the good loot without sharing. He refused to switch the loot to instanced and then kicked me when I picked up a legendary.

Hey man, can you stop sending 20 ethereals to attack my Xcom squads, Xcom Africa is really underdeveloped and it's hard trying to research anything other than kungfu.

Gave this guy 20,000 raw sharks to cook and he came over to where I was AFK doing slayer an hour later and handed me 20,000 burnt sharks noted. I still don't know what his problem is.