Progreso de Goosey <3 en los logros de POSTAL 2

R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.

Se desbloqueó el 12 FEB 2017 a las 10:26 a. m.

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.

Se desbloqueó el 6 MAY 2016 a las 1:57 a. m.

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.

Se desbloqueó el 6 MAY 2016 a las 2:05 a. m.

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.

Se desbloqueó el 6 MAY 2016 a las 1:38 a. m.

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.

Se desbloqueó el 24 OCT 2020 a las 3:04 a. m.

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.

Se desbloqueó el 6 MAY 2016 a las 1:47 a. m.

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.

Se desbloqueó el 6 MAY 2016 a las 3:21 a. m.

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.

Se desbloqueó el 7 MAY 2016 a las 3:14 a. m.

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.

Se desbloqueó el 8 MAY 2016 a las 8:01 a. m.

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.

Se desbloqueó el 8 MAY 2016 a las 8:34 a. m.

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.

Se desbloqueó el 24 OCT 2020 a las 2:51 a. m.

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.

Se desbloqueó el 24 OCT 2020 a las 8:35 a. m.

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.

Se desbloqueó el 24 OCT 2020 a las 10:10 a. m.

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.

Se desbloqueó el 6 MAY 2016 a las 3:02 a. m.

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.

Se desbloqueó el 27 OCT 2020 a las 3:45 a. m.

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.

Se desbloqueó el 8 MAY 2016 a las 7:56 a. m.

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.

Se desbloqueó el 7 JUN 2016 a las 8:05 a. m.

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.

Se desbloqueó el 6 MAY 2016 a las 3:10 a. m.

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.

Se desbloqueó el 7 JUN 2016 a las 8:09 a. m.

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.

Se desbloqueó el 7 JUN 2016 a las 7:49 a. m.

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.

Se desbloqueó el 7 JUN 2016 a las 8:09 a. m.

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.

Se desbloqueó el 6 MAY 2016 a las 2:07 a. m.

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.

Se desbloqueó el 7 MAY 2016 a las 3:14 a. m.

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.

Se desbloqueó el 6 MAY 2016 a las 1:52 a. m.

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.

Se desbloqueó el 7 JUN 2016 a las 8:31 a. m.

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.

Se desbloqueó el 8 AGO 2017 a las 7:03 a. m.

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.

Se desbloqueó el 24 OCT 2020 a las 10:05 a. m.

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.

Se desbloqueó el 24 OCT 2020 a las 8:51 a. m.

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.

Se desbloqueó el 6 MAY 2016 a las 1:52 a. m.

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.

Se desbloqueó el 3 JUN 2023 a las 3:36 a. m.

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.

Se desbloqueó el 5 MAY 2016 a las 1:11 p. m.

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.

Se desbloqueó el 6 MAY 2016 a las 2:03 a. m.

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.

Se desbloqueó el 8 AGO 2017 a las 5:54 a. m.

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.

Se desbloqueó el 24 OCT 2020 a las 3:11 a. m.

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.

Se desbloqueó el 24 OCT 2020 a las 5:39 a. m.

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.

Se desbloqueó el 7 MAY 2016 a las 3:25 a. m.

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.

Se desbloqueó el 12 FEB 2017 a las 6:42 a. m.

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.

Se desbloqueó el 13 FEB 2017 a las 8:09 a. m.

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.

Se desbloqueó el 15 FEB 2017 a las 7:12 a. m.

Ape Gape

Escaped the Animal Control Center with all monkeys alive.

Se desbloqueó el 12 FEB 2017 a las 6:24 a. m.

Dick Message

Wasted no time with the Wise Wang.

Se desbloqueó el 12 FEB 2017 a las 6:37 a. m.

Ginger Mint

Killed Zack Ward.

Se desbloqueó el 15 FEB 2017 a las 12:54 a. m.

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.

Se desbloqueó el 13 FEB 2020 a las 11:50 a. m.

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.

Se desbloqueó el 13 FEB 2020 a las 12:16 p. m.

RAFIBOMB!!!

Kicked 10 people in the balls.

Se desbloqueó el 30 OCT 2021 a las 1:06 a. m.

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.

22 / 30

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.

4 / 30

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.

2 / 3

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.

8 / 30

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.

11 / 30

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.

1 / 20

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.

0 / 30