Errungenschaftsfortschritt von Goosey <3 in POSTAL 2

R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.

Am 12. Feb. 2017 um 10:26 freigeschaltet

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.

Am 6. Mai 2016 um 1:57 freigeschaltet

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.

Am 6. Mai 2016 um 2:05 freigeschaltet

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.

Am 6. Mai 2016 um 1:38 freigeschaltet

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.

Am 24. Okt. 2020 um 3:04 freigeschaltet

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.

Am 6. Mai 2016 um 1:47 freigeschaltet

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.

Am 6. Mai 2016 um 3:21 freigeschaltet

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.

Am 7. Mai 2016 um 3:14 freigeschaltet

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.

Am 8. Mai 2016 um 8:01 freigeschaltet

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.

Am 8. Mai 2016 um 8:34 freigeschaltet

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.

Am 24. Okt. 2020 um 2:51 freigeschaltet

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.

Am 24. Okt. 2020 um 8:35 freigeschaltet

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.

Am 24. Okt. 2020 um 10:10 freigeschaltet

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.

Am 6. Mai 2016 um 3:02 freigeschaltet

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.

Am 27. Okt. 2020 um 3:45 freigeschaltet

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.

Am 8. Mai 2016 um 7:56 freigeschaltet

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.

Am 7. Juni 2016 um 8:05 freigeschaltet

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.

Am 6. Mai 2016 um 3:10 freigeschaltet

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.

Am 7. Juni 2016 um 8:09 freigeschaltet

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.

Am 7. Juni 2016 um 7:49 freigeschaltet

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.

Am 7. Juni 2016 um 8:09 freigeschaltet

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.

Am 6. Mai 2016 um 2:07 freigeschaltet

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.

Am 7. Mai 2016 um 3:14 freigeschaltet

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.

Am 6. Mai 2016 um 1:52 freigeschaltet

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.

Am 7. Juni 2016 um 8:31 freigeschaltet

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.

Am 8. Aug. 2017 um 7:03 freigeschaltet

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.

Am 24. Okt. 2020 um 10:05 freigeschaltet

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.

Am 24. Okt. 2020 um 8:51 freigeschaltet

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.

Am 6. Mai 2016 um 1:52 freigeschaltet

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.

Am 3. Juni 2023 um 3:36 freigeschaltet

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.

Am 5. Mai 2016 um 13:11 freigeschaltet

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.

Am 6. Mai 2016 um 2:03 freigeschaltet

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.

Am 8. Aug. 2017 um 5:54 freigeschaltet

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.

Am 24. Okt. 2020 um 3:11 freigeschaltet

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.

Am 24. Okt. 2020 um 5:39 freigeschaltet

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.

Am 7. Mai 2016 um 3:25 freigeschaltet

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.

Am 12. Feb. 2017 um 6:42 freigeschaltet

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.

Am 13. Feb. 2017 um 8:09 freigeschaltet

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.

Am 15. Feb. 2017 um 7:12 freigeschaltet

Ape Gape

Escaped the Animal Control Center with all monkeys alive.

Am 12. Feb. 2017 um 6:24 freigeschaltet

Dick Message

Wasted no time with the Wise Wang.

Am 12. Feb. 2017 um 6:37 freigeschaltet

Ginger Mint

Killed Zack Ward.

Am 15. Feb. 2017 um 0:54 freigeschaltet

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.

Am 13. Feb. 2020 um 11:50 freigeschaltet

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.

Am 13. Feb. 2020 um 12:16 freigeschaltet

RAFIBOMB!!!

Kicked 10 people in the balls.

Am 30. Okt. 2021 um 1:06 freigeschaltet

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.

22 / 30

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.

4 / 30

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.

2 / 3

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.

8 / 30

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.

11 / 30

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.

1 / 20

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.

0 / 30

You Snow Nothing John Blow

Peed on all of the snowmen in the Nuclear Winter zone.

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