Long ago in a distant land,
I, Cartoon Network, the cancellation master of darkness
unleashed an unspeakable cancellations on good shows
but a foolish show with a brilliant plot
stepped forth to oppose me
CLANG (Season 1)
SLASH (Season 2)
CLANK (Season 3)
Before the final blow (Season 4) was struck, I tore open a hiatus in time, and flung him into the future, where my evil is law
now the fool seeks to return to the past, and undo the future of that is Cartoon Network!!!

Long ago in a distant land, I, Cartoon Network, the cancellation master of darkness unleashed an unspeakable cancellations on good shows but a foolish show with a brilliant plot stepped forth to oppose me CLANG (Season 1) SLASH (Season 2) CLANK (Season 3) Before the final blow (Season 4) was struck, I tore open a hiatus in time, and flung him into the future, where my evil is law now the fool seeks to return to the past, and undo the future of that is Cartoon Network!!!